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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Today I wish pay homage to the oft' overlooked and under-appreciated mediocre woman. We hear the extols about the petite women, the due reverence to those curvy lasses, the rubenesque maidens and the endless wax-lyricalling of the bed-head redheads.

But who speaks for these opulently orphaned creatures? Let's raise them to a higher plane (without heels of course, otherwise I won't be able to reach).

This is all about the mediocre woman.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'm about a 4 in woman terms, so thanks chum.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm about a 4 in woman terms, so thanks chum.

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You'll always be my pedigree, chum.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

No woman is mediocre Nero

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Raven! She finally made it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'll push and pull you down

Livin la mediocre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 3 here, is that high enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mediocre?

* exits stage left *

This is not me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

This is all about the mediocre woman.

...and that's when they killed him, m'lud.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Loves me some bland

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"She'll push and pull you down

Livin la mediocre "

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They are most charming with their medi-ochre hair. Thank you, oh pocket pixie.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ah Nero, whilst it is delightfully kind of you to try and include the average, it won't gain traction here.

On fab women must have big boobs (90% of the requirements here) or be very small chested for the remaining 10%.

Either bbw or tiny.

Those of us who are neither large nor tiny (in any area) but just normal and average are not required.

A kind and well intentioned but pointless endeavour

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Solid 3 here, is that high enough?

Don't put yourself down.

I wouldn't put you down as a 3. More like an 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah Nero, whilst it is delightfully kind of you to try and include the average, it won't gain traction here.

On fab women must have big boobs (90% of the requirements here) or be very small chested for the remaining 10%.

Either bbw or tiny.

Those of us who are neither large nor tiny (in any area) but just normal and average are not required.

A kind and well intentioned but pointless endeavour

MrsAbz

Hmm average is very subjective isn’t it.

Personally I think you are anything but average x

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

This is all about the mediocre woman.

...and that's when they killed him, m'lud. "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm as mediocre as they come ... no pun intended lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raven! She finally made it. "

Awwww dude!

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By *ohnny3333Man
over a year ago

fleetwood

Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters "

I aspire for this level of romance

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters

I aspire for this level of romance

Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"No woman is mediocre Nero"

Kiss ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters

I aspire for this level of romance

Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox"

On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters

I aspire for this level of romance

Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox

On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3."

if you say so.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters

I aspire for this level of romance

Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox

On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3."

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³ more than usual?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

ilkley and Stockport

38 B cup. Is that average? Certainly not BBW, and at least a little bit bigger than tiny.

Size 12 to 14. That's got to be about average.

5 ft 10 in, though starting to shrink a bit with the weight of the world upon my shoulders. Maybe a little above average for a woman, but certainly not exceptional.

Brownish hair with lighter streaks (okay, going grey). Yup that must be Mrs average for my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants average?

I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters

I aspire for this level of romance

Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox

On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3.

if you say so. "

3 is a magic number

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Mediocrity… on fab?

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By *ark_KnightsMan
over a year ago

london

Mediocre man that I am I’ll always be punching above my weight so they all gems for me

I salute you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can’t picture her….. I need visuals

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

This thread is particularly crass, remove foot from mouth OP.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

This has made me laugh like Sid James

Nero… you are naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants average?

This is a little vom inducing woody.

Dial it back man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants average?

This is a little vom inducing woody.

Dial it back man!"

Soz.

I want a fitty on my arm.

they suck cock good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants average?

This is a little vom inducing woody.

Dial it back man!

Soz.

I want a fitty on my arm.

they suck cock good.

This explains why I suck bad cock

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Who wants average?

This is a little vom inducing woody.

Dial it back man!

Soz.

I want a fitty on my arm.

they suck cock good.

This explains why I suck bad cock "

You suck bad cocks? It's ok theres a gorgeous one here waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants average?

This is a little vom inducing woody.

Dial it back man!

Soz.

I want a fitty on my arm.

they suck cock good.

This explains why I suck bad cock "

I stand by what I said above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants average?

This is a little vom inducing woody.

Dial it back man!

Soz.

I want a fitty on my arm.

they suck cock good.

This explains why I suck bad cock

You suck bad cocks? It's ok theres a gorgeous one here waiting for you

On ice?

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

'What makes a man, is it the woman on his arm

Just coz she has big titties?

Or is it the way, he fights everyday?

...no it's probably the titties'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I wish pay homage to the oft' overlooked and under-appreciated mediocre woman. We hear the extols about the petite women, the due reverence to those curvy lasses, the rubenesque maidens and the endless wax-lyricalling of the bed-head redheads.

But who speaks for these opulently orphaned creatures? Let's raise them to a higher plane (without heels of course, otherwise I won't be able to reach).

This is all about the mediocre woman.

Thanks

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You called? That's the real reason for my name... Mi..mi.. mediocre

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

But who speaks for these opulently orphaned creatures? Let's raise them to a higher plane (without heels of course, otherwise I won't be able to reach).

This is all about the mediocre woman.

Praise and insults simultaneously - I'm impressed

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Who wants average?

This is a little vom inducing woody.

Dial it back man!

Soz.

I want a fitty on my arm.

they suck cock good.

This explains why I suck bad cock

You suck bad cocks? It's ok theres a gorgeous one here waiting for you

On ice?"

Who do you think you are James Bond?!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"You called? That's the real reason for my name... Mi..mi.. mediocre

That doesn't work and you know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called? That's the real reason for my name... Mi..mi.. mediocre

*deletes from hotlist.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"You called? That's the real reason for my name... Mi..mi.. mediocre

*deletes from hotlist.

Appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes for a good opening line:

'Hello. You look mediocre. FAF?'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Never heard of such a thing

. Corrupt data

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

I would take a middling woman who is good in bed than a pretty stuck up one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called? That's the real reason for my name... Mi..mi.. mediocre

*deletes from hotlist.

Appreciated "

Hmmm. Polite eh.

*adds to hotlist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called? That's the real reason for my name... Mi..mi.. mediocre

*deletes from hotlist.

Appreciated

Hmmm. Polite eh.

*adds to hotlist. "

Hotlist? Surely, in line with the theme of this thread, that would be a mediocrelist.

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