FabSwingers.com forum: But...? Is It Gay?

By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

Oftentimes, particularly the few days around a full moon, I like to dig around for a bit of earwax, followed by one of those double-ender bogeys (salty crispiness one end, wet and gelatinous the other), all washed down with a good harvest of helmet cheese.

So, my question is:

Is it gay if I finger my bumhole first?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Unless you get a guy to do it for you, then why would it be gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straights obsessed with talking about gays again.

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

If that was gay then having a wank would also be gay, for both genders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straights obsessed with talking about gays again."

I think the OP has added a massive slice of sarcasm to his post mind, brave all the same with a post like that

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Straights obsessed with talking about gays again.

I think the OP has added a massive slice of sarcasm to his post mind, brave all the same with a post like that

Thank you - overblown exaggeration with the rest of the post to highlight the "is it gay?" question as irrelevant.

Plus I'm an attention seeking bogey-muncher, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is clearly concerned with his life choices, and quite rightly so.

I'll share an incredible piece of advice I was given though, in any circumstance, all concerns of being gay are eliminated once you add the "no homo" statement.

*kisses op* "no homo".

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"OP is clearly concerned with his life choices, and quite rightly so.

I'll share an incredible piece of advice I was given though, in any circumstance, all concerns of being gay are eliminated once you add the "no homo" statement.

*kisses op* "no homo"."

Awww...that's actually quite cute.

If we use tongues however, I can't guarantee you won't get some ear/bogey/helmet/bum residue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP is clearly concerned with his life choices, and quite rightly so.

I'll share an incredible piece of advice I was given though, in any circumstance, all concerns of being gay are eliminated once you add the "no homo" statement.

*kisses op* "no homo".

Awww...that's actually quite cute.

If we use tongues however, I can't guarantee you won't get some ear/bogey/helmet/bum residue."

Dude, "NO HOMO"

Now I'm concerned.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"OP is clearly concerned with his life choices, and quite rightly so.

I'll share an incredible piece of advice I was given though, in any circumstance, all concerns of being gay are eliminated once you add the "no homo" statement.

*kisses op* "no homo".

Awww...that's actually quite cute.

If we use tongues however, I can't guarantee you won't get some ear/bogey/helmet/bum residue.

Dude, "NO HOMO"

Now I'm concerned."

Lol. That was good.

Sadly, it would be highly unlikely anyway.

If you get rid of the beard, look significantly more female, and fully transition with tits and a pussy, I'd happily kiss you, assuming the end result arrested me for looks and personality.

Homo or no homo, gay or not gay.

But I wouldn't ask anyone to go to such extremes just for the possibility, not even probability, of a kiss with my bogey-mouth.

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