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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… " I think it needs to be made more clear that the yoghurt is organic, and no animals were hurt in the priming process. Or something..?? | |||
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"We just need a right good shag" If you settle for shite shag but lots of enthusiasm - its a deal!! | |||
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"Did you send a picture of the said yoghurt? Or a blaster? " I just sent a pic of a plasterers radio and a cheeky wink… think i ruined my chances? | |||
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"Ugh. Too many words Todger. Who the fuck is gonna read all that? " Ugh..yog..titz..now..ugh..ugh. Never let me down yet | |||
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"Ugh. Too many words Todger. Who the fuck is gonna read all that? Ugh..yog..titz..now..ugh..ugh. Never let me down yet " See… he knows ^ | |||
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"Ugh. Too many words Todger. Who the fuck is gonna read all that? " We should meet for coffee where i can just stare and drool a bit and you can…. Tell me how hot that makes you?? | |||
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"Ugh. Too many words Todger. Who the fuck is gonna read all that? Ugh..yog..titz..now..ugh..ugh. Never let me down yet See… he knows ^ " | |||
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"No compliments required. I reckon a dick pic is all anyone really wants! " At last / the voice if reason!! | |||
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"Just write "ug" It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it " Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge? | |||
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"Just write "ug" It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge? " Don't think the extra travel is necessary. They usually appreciate instant satisfaction (yours, obvs). | |||
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"Just write "ug" It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge? Don't think the extra travel is necessary. They usually appreciate instant satisfaction (yours, obvs)." Bonnet of the reliant robin it is then!! | |||
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"Ugh. Too many words Todger. Who the fuck is gonna read all that? We should meet for coffee where i can just stare and drool a bit and you can…. Tell me how hot that makes you?? " Tell you? Can I not just cross my legs and fatal attraction it instead of dealing with words? | |||
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"Add more yogurt" Ugh...urt...ugh...urt..yogh..urt..ughoghurt...YOGGGHURRTTTTT!!!!! | |||
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… " Are there other options available? I'd prefer custard. | |||
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… Are there other options available? I'd prefer custard. " There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx | |||
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… Are there other options available? I'd prefer custard. There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx " I'm here for it Todg. | |||
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… Are there other options available? I'd prefer custard. There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx I'm here for it Todg. " If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!! | |||
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… Are there other options available? I'd prefer custard. There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx I'm here for it Todg. If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!! " I'm not here for that! | |||
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… Are there other options available? I'd prefer custard. There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx I'm here for it Todg. If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!! I'm not here for that! " Ugh..ugh ugh? YAAARRRGHGHGH EUGHHH!!!! | |||
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag"." Other sea birds are available.... | |||
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag". Other sea birds are available...." Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? | |||
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag". Other sea birds are available.... Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? " And the booby bird. Booby booby booby . | |||
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag". Other sea birds are available.... Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? " You know I'm not. | |||
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"It was the mention of yoghurt....now had you said cream, you'd have them lining up " Dammit!! Schoolboy error!! Xxx | |||
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""dont be a dick, Mr Todger!" Sorry, I couldn't help it!! (I can't do the laughing emoji!!)" It’s my job!!! Chief Dick!! | |||
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"She was probably frantically googling JML looking how much a yoghurt blaster is. " I sniggered as I imagined that advert …. Just so wrong!! | |||
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag". · Other sea birds are available...." • You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter. | |||
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag". · Other sea birds are available.... • You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter." Watch out | |||
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… I think it needs to be made more clear that the yoghurt is organic, and no animals were hurt in the priming process. Or something..?? " What flavour is said yogurt? There's a big difference between pineapple or.... cheese | |||
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag". · Other sea birds are available.... • You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter." I've been to an Albatross roost. | |||
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