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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

We just need a right good shag

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It would work better with a pop up splurge effect

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… "

I think it needs to be made more clear that the yoghurt is organic, and no animals were hurt in the priming process.

Or something..??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Too much effort. Don't seem so eager. Hold back a bit. Less is more.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"We just need a right good shag"

If you settle for shite shag but lots of enthusiasm - its a deal!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

My fellow forumites are chock full of top notch advice so far - making notes here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you send a picture of the said yoghurt? Or a blaster?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What’s wrong with FAF?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Ugh.

Too many words Todger.

Who the fuck is gonna read all that?

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Did you send a picture of the said yoghurt? Or a blaster? "

I just sent a pic of a plasterers radio and a cheeky wink… think i ruined my chances?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Absolutely marvellous OP just absolutely marvellous

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Ugh.

Too many words Todger.

Who the fuck is gonna read all that? "

Ugh..yog..titz..now..ugh..ugh.

Never let me down yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you send a picture of the said yoghurt? Or a blaster?

I just sent a pic of a plasterers radio and a cheeky wink… think i ruined my chances? "

Oh absolutely. That's not enough

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Ugh.

Too many words Todger.

Who the fuck is gonna read all that?

Ugh..yog..titz..now..ugh..ugh.

Never let me down yet "

See… he knows ^

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Ugh.

Too many words Todger.

Who the fuck is gonna read all that? "

We should meet for coffee where i can just stare and drool a bit and you can…. Tell me how hot that makes you??

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Ugh.

Too many words Todger.

Who the fuck is gonna read all that?

Ugh..yog..titz..now..ugh..ugh.

Never let me down yet

See… he knows ^ "

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

No compliments required. I reckon a dick pic is all anyone really wants!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"No compliments required. I reckon a dick pic is all anyone really wants! "

At last / the voice if reason!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just write "ug"

It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Just write "ug"

It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it "

Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Just write "ug"

It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it

Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge? "

Don't think the extra travel is necessary.

They usually appreciate instant satisfaction (yours, obvs).

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Just write "ug"

It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it

Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge?

Don't think the extra travel is necessary.

They usually appreciate instant satisfaction (yours, obvs)."

Bonnet of the reliant robin it is then!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Ugh.

Too many words Todger.

Who the fuck is gonna read all that?

We should meet for coffee where i can just stare and drool a bit and you can…. Tell me how hot that makes you?? "

Tell you?

Can I not just cross my legs and fatal attraction it instead of dealing with words?

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Add more yogurt

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By *oyofthetingMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've had every one of my complimentary messages deleted, bar one from a chap. That line through a message cuts deep, worse than being ghosted

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Add more yogurt"

Ugh...urt...ugh...urt..yogh..urt..ughoghurt...YOGGGHURRTTTTT!!!!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Did I kill it?

So(gh)rry...xx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… "

Are there other options available?

I'd prefer custard.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…

Are there other options available?

I'd prefer custard. "

There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…

Are there other options available?

I'd prefer custard.

There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx "

I'm here for it Todg.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…

Are there other options available?

I'd prefer custard.

There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx

I'm here for it Todg.

"

If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…

Are there other options available?

I'd prefer custard.

There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx

I'm here for it Todg.

If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!! "

I'm not here for that!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliments simply don't work anymore, I've just messaged a lass saying " I've your arse has flattend some grass" instant delete, can't the issue myself

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…

Are there other options available?

I'd prefer custard.

There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx

I'm here for it Todg.

If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!!

I'm not here for that!

"

Ugh..ugh ugh?

YAAARRRGHGHGH EUGHHH!!!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag"."

Other sea birds are available....

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".

Other sea birds are available...."

Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher???

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".

Other sea birds are available....

Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? "

And the booby bird. Booby booby booby .

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".

Other sea birds are available....

Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? "

You know I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont be a dick, Mr Todger!"

Sorry, I couldn't help it!! (I can't do the laughing emoji!!)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It was the mention of yoghurt....now had you said cream, you'd have them lining up

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

She was probably frantically googling JML looking how much a yoghurt blaster is.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"It was the mention of yoghurt....now had you said cream, you'd have them lining up "

Dammit!! Schoolboy error!! Xxx

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


""dont be a dick, Mr Todger!"

Sorry, I couldn't help it!! (I can't do the laughing emoji!!)"

It’s my job!!! Chief Dick!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"She was probably frantically googling JML looking how much a yoghurt blaster is. "

I sniggered as I imagined that advert …. Just so wrong!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".

·

Other sea birds are available...."

You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".

·

Other sea birds are available....

You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter."

Watch out

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…

I think it needs to be made more clear that the yoghurt is organic, and no animals were hurt in the priming process.

Or something..?? "

What flavour is said yogurt? There's a big difference between pineapple or.... cheese

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".

·

Other sea birds are available....

You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter."

I've been to an Albatross roost.

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