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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening dear!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening dear!"

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to dëmidëmi. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waves to Nero and demi as heads to his fort to collapse

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Evening!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Evening Nero and other dear nocers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Waves to Nero and demi as heads to his fort to collapse "

A very warm evening greeting to Súbbìtch! Your fort awaits. It's been plumped up and the velvet coverings have been suitably combed.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening!"

LíttlemíssmístressK (old name, but what the heck)... Good evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waves to Nero and demi as heads to his fort to collapse

A very warm evening greeting to Súbbìtch! Your fort awaits. It's been plumped up and the velvet coverings have been suitably combed."

Thank you and I hope you are well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

Happy Tuesday!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero and other dear nocers"

To the most fragrant flower in the Fab Orangery: good evening CrimsonRose. « poppy.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Waves to Nero and demi as heads to his fort to collapse

A very warm evening greeting to Súbbìtch! Your fort awaits. It's been plumped up and the velvet coverings have been suitably combed.

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Thank you and I hope you are well "

I am very well, thank you ever so much for asking.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Gooooooood evening all hoping you've had a fab Tuesday

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening!

LíttlemíssmístressK (old name, but what the heck)... Good evening!"

Wonderful you still recognised me lol x

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Evening. I smell. I need a shower.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Evening me amigo!

Hope you've good. Rather than me go on about my day, how was yours?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all

Happy Tuesday! "

Míddèrs! You're looking exceptionally exquisite this evening. Or, in 'street speak', well fit, fitter than a KwikFit Fitter.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Evening Nero and other dear nocers

To the most fragrant flower in the Fab Orangery: good evening CrimsonRose. « poppy. "

In the absence of a rose, I shall wear my poppy with pride.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Hi Nero and everyone else!!! In the estate around the corner from me, one of the houses as their house lit with Xmas decorations and has a Xmas tree lit up outside, it looks lovely, classy looking!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero "

Saffwrøng, in my heart you a ·Saff Right· in every way. Are you counting the hours until you're under the bright halogen lights of the operating theatre? +

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Gooooooood evening all hoping you've had a fab Tuesday "

Good evening v|ctor|a_1976. Welcome to the esteemed Nocturnal.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening!

LíttlemíssmístressK (old name, but what the heck)... Good evening!

Wonderful you still recognised me lol x "

You have a most recognisable and celebrated décollatage. You should trademark™ it.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening Nero

Saffwrøng, in my heart you a ·Saff Right· in every way. Are you counting the hours until you're under the bright halogen lights of the operating theatre? +"

I’m trying not to but I’m now tripping over special chairs and toilet raisers so pretty hard to miss . On the bright side one more day of work until January

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening. I smell. I need a shower."

From vagrant to flagrant to fragrant.

We have a sonic shower in the vestibule, next to the Nocturnal Bàr. Good evening ScÅrlet SeductiØn. xx²

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hello Neró,

.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening me amigo!

Hope you've good. Rather than me go on about my day, how was yours?"

DesAfinadØ, good evening. I'd be here all night if I gave you my twilight soliloquy. In fact I am here all night!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero and other dear nocers

To the most fragrant flower in the Fab Orangery: good evening CrimsonRose. « poppy.

In the absence of a rose, I shall wear my poppy with pride. "

Would you wear a poppy to Åfternoon Teå?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


""

Good evening to our retired and former Nocturnal Host and Nocturnal mascot, PrinçessPüddle .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi Nero darling and the other beautiful ones.

Just gonna send kisses all round then I’m off to bed as I’ve had a very busy but productive day

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!! In the estate around the corner from me, one of the houses as their house lit with Xmas decorations and has a Xmas tree lit up outside, it looks lovely, classy looking!!! "

It's all about the class and less about the crass. Good evening Budding Rose!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening!

LíttlemíssmístressK (old name, but what the heck)... Good evening!

Wonderful you still recognised me lol x

You have a most recognisable and celebrated décollatage. You should trademark™ it."

Why thank you kind sir

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening Nero et all. Hope you've had a wonderful day. I'm off to bed in the hope tomorrow shall be better

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Evening Nero and other dear nocers

To the most fragrant flower in the Fab Orangery: good evening CrimsonRose. « poppy.

In the absence of a rose, I shall wear my poppy with pride.

Would you wear a poppy to Åfternoon Teå?"

Quite probably Nero. Especially if it was gifted to me.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero

Saffwrøng, in my heart you a ·Saff Right· in every way. Are you counting the hours until you're under the bright halogen lights of the operating theatre? +

·

I’m trying not to but I’m now tripping over special chairs and toilet raisers so pretty hard to miss . On the bright side one more day of work until January "

Tell me, Baroness, when does the bionic ear implant go in, artificial crystal êyê and the pacemaker?

I wish you good fortune, Saff'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello Neró,

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Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

.

"

She turns up like the fresh Mistral breeze all the way from New Zealand. Hello my darling pocket rocket Sprockett!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi Nero darling and the other beautiful ones.

Just gonna send kisses all round then I’m off to bed as I’ve had a very busy but productive day "

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening, hello and, despite your fleeting-greeting, good night! Xx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening Nero

Saffwrøng, in my heart you a ·Saff Right· in every way. Are you counting the hours until you're under the bright halogen lights of the operating theatre? +

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I’m trying not to but I’m now tripping over special chairs and toilet raisers so pretty hard to miss . On the bright side one more day of work until January

Tell me, Baroness, when does the bionic ear implant go in, artificial crystal êyê and the pacemaker?

I wish you good fortune, Saff'."

Monday this time next week I’ll be bionic.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Hey Nero

2 hr guitar practice in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere…. Can you send drinks to everyone on this floor??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Nero darling and the other beautiful ones.

Just gonna send kisses all round then I’m off to bed as I’ve had a very busy but productive day

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening, hello and, despite your fleeting-greeting, good night! Xx "

Thank you darling. I’m not quite the night owl at the moment. Goodnight all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero et all. Hope you've had a wonderful day. I'm off to bed in the hope tomorrow shall be better "

Çede, I shall reply forthwith to your letter....

In the meantime I hope you have a pleasant slumber.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening!

LíttlemíssmístressK (old name, but what the heck)... Good evening!

Wonderful you still recognised me lol x

You have a most recognisable and celebrated décollatage. You should trademark™ it.

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Why thank you kind sir "

You're moist Welcøme.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening!

LíttlemíssmístressK (old name, but what the heck)... Good evening!

Wonderful you still recognised me lol x

You have a most recognisable and celebrated décollatage. You should trademark™ it.

·

Why thank you kind sir

You're moist Welcøme."

Moisture eh ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last hour and a bit 0f work, no deliveries so laid on my bed in the van

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero and other dear nocers

To the most fragrant flower in the Fab Orangery: good evening CrimsonRose. « poppy.

In the absence of a rose, I shall wear my poppy with pride.

Would you wear a poppy to Åfternoon Teå?

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Quite probably Nero. Especially if it was gifted to me. "

And how, prey tell, would you tackle those stray crumbs from your scone that befell into your cleavage at the High Teå Table?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Anyhoo typo aside, time for bed here goodnight all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Nero and the mob!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone "

Blu' Blu' how do you do? It's been many stars and stripes since we last conversed. How is the pharmaceutical business these days?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero

Saffwrøng, in my heart you a ·Saff Right· in every way. Are you counting the hours until you're under the bright halogen lights of the operating theatre? +

·

I’m trying not to but I’m now tripping over special chairs and toilet raisers so pretty hard to miss . On the bright side one more day of work until January

Tell me, Baroness, when does the bionic ear implant go in, artificial crystal êyê and the pacemaker?

I wish you good fortune, Saff'.

·

Monday this time next week I’ll be bionic. "

You're too young to remember Jaime Sommers but she too had to remove her metal implants before any love-making sessions. Keep that in mind...

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Good evening all and to you Nero, my most favourite of all wordsmiths.

The cold side of my pillow is awaiting my head, so I bid you but a fleeting greeting this evening before I succumb to the land of dreams.

MrsAbz

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hey Nero

2 hr guitar practice in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere…. Can you send drinks to everyone on this floor?? "

I was listening to Joe Walsh's "Life's Been Good" the other day and I thought of you, TodgerMoore. How many plectrums have you misplaced this month?

...and good evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi Nero darling and the other beautiful ones.

Just gonna send kisses all round then I’m off to bed as I’ve had a very busy but productive day

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening, hello and, despite your fleeting-greeting, good night! Xx

Thank you darling. I’m not quite the night owl at the moment. Goodnight all "

What time does your gilded cage shut for the evening? And who keeps the key?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Last hour and a bit 0f work, no deliveries so laid on my bed in the van"

Ah, but what you're really really trying to say is "Good evening Noccers".

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Anyhoo typo aside, time for bed here goodnight all x"

It wasn't a typo. It was a type-sure.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Evening Nero.

Don't mind me. Just gonna pop into the kitchen and raid the fridge.

I'm starvin...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening Nero

Saffwrøng, in my heart you a ·Saff Right· in every way. Are you counting the hours until you're under the bright halogen lights of the operating theatre? +

·

I’m trying not to but I’m now tripping over special chairs and toilet raisers so pretty hard to miss . On the bright side one more day of work until January

Tell me, Baroness, when does the bionic ear implant go in, artificial crystal êyê and the pacemaker?

I wish you good fortune, Saff'.

·

Monday this time next week I’ll be bionic.

You're too young to remember Jaime Sommers but she too had to remove her metal implants before any love-making sessions. Keep that in mind... "

I’m not taking my leg off

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero and the mob!"

Evening felicitations hkphóòey43! Have you taken the pooch for his nightly stroll and defecation yet?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all and to you Nero, my most favourite of all wordsmiths.

The cold side of my pillow is awaiting my head, so I bid you but a fleeting greeting this evening before I succumb to the land of dreams.

MrsAbz "

MrsÅbz, you are the freshest cascade in the Fab wetlands. I do quite enjoy your Forumite interactions. Sleep well and peaceful slumber.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today was a very busy WFH day, I didn't even get time to have some sort of liquid based lunch. I had some smoothie at about 16:30

After work and the usual evening nonsense, we took ourselves swimming, but something was amiss and we gave up after 20mins. Very annoying!

All in all, a naff sort of day really

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero

Saffwrøng, in my heart you a ·Saff Right· in every way. Are you counting the hours until you're under the bright halogen lights of the operating theatre? +

·

I’m trying not to but I’m now tripping over special chairs and toilet raisers so pretty hard to miss . On the bright side one more day of work until January

Tell me, Baroness, when does the bionic ear implant go in, artificial crystal êyê and the pacemaker?

I wish you good fortune, Saff'.

·

Monday this time next week I’ll be bionic.

You're too young to remember Jaime Sommers but she too had to remove her metal implants before any love-making sessions. Keep that in mind...

·

I’m not taking my leg off "

It's ok: you'll be getting your leg over.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Hey Nero

2 hr guitar practice in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere…. Can you send drinks to everyone on this floor??

I was listening to Joe Walsh's "Life's Been Good" the other day and I thought of you, TodgerMoore. How many plectrums have you misplaced this month?

...and good evening!"

By misplaced do you Mean lost ir put them somewhere I shouldn’t have? and tgat should be my song i think …

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero.

Don't mind me. Just gonna pop into the kitchen and raid the fridge.

I'm starvin..."

Good evening Eddie! Enjoy the refrigerator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero and the mob!

Evening felicitations hkphóòey43! Have you taken the pooch for his nightly stroll and defecation yet? "

Not taken the dog out yet. Will do so in a bit.

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Hello all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today was a very busy WFH day, I didn't even get time to have some sort of liquid based lunch. I had some smoothie at about 16:30

After work and the usual evening nonsense, we took ourselves swimming, but something was amiss and we gave up after 20mins. Very annoying!

All in all, a naff sort of day really "

Something amiss huh? Do you mean that there was no water in the pool?

KC², my 'Nduja loving courtesan — good evening!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today was a very busy WFH day, I didn't even get time to have some sort of liquid based lunch. I had some smoothie at about 16:30

After work and the usual evening nonsense, we took ourselves swimming, but something was amiss and we gave up after 20mins. Very annoying!

All in all, a naff sort of day really

Something amiss huh? Do you mean that there was no water in the pool?

KC², my 'Nduja loving courtesan — good evening! "

The pool water was kinda murky and there were other things amiss. We decided it wasn't a good idea

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hey Nero

2 hr guitar practice in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere…. Can you send drinks to everyone on this floor??

I was listening to Joe Walsh's "Life's Been Good" the other day and I thought of you, TodgerMoore. How many plectrums have you misplaced this month?

...and good evening!

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By misplaced do you Mean lost ir put them somewhere I shouldn’t have? and tgat should be my song i think … "

I think you should play guitar at the next Fab Organised Social. ¶¶||¶..|¶

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero and the mob!

Evening felicitations hkphóòey43! Have you taken the pooch for his nightly stroll and defecation yet?

·

Not taken the dog out yet. Will do so in a bit."

Is it Crufts yet?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello all "

Longandharder, Héllò!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today was a very busy WFH day, I didn't even get time to have some sort of liquid based lunch. I had some smoothie at about 16:30

After work and the usual evening nonsense, we took ourselves swimming, but something was amiss and we gave up after 20mins. Very annoying!

All in all, a naff sort of day really

Something amiss huh? Do you mean that there was no water in the pool?

KC², my 'Nduja loving courtesan — good evening!

·

The pool water was kinda murky and there were other things amiss. We decided it wasn't a good idea "

Oh I sêê. There was a (Winnie The) Poo(h) in the water. Jeez, what kind of community centre pool was this??? You don't get that kind of riffraff in Knightsbridge.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I've caught up.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Good evening Nero and fellow members

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today was a very busy WFH day, I didn't even get time to have some sort of liquid based lunch. I had some smoothie at about 16:30

After work and the usual evening nonsense, we took ourselves swimming, but something was amiss and we gave up after 20mins. Very annoying!

All in all, a naff sort of day really

Something amiss huh? Do you mean that there was no water in the pool?

KC², my 'Nduja loving courtesan — good evening!

·

The pool water was kinda murky and there were other things amiss. We decided it wasn't a good idea

Oh I sêê. There was a (Winnie The) Poo(h) in the water. Jeez, what kind of community centre pool was this??? You don't get that kind of riffraff in Knightsbridge."

We didn't SEE anything like that. But there was a definite lack of cleanliness all round. And it's a private gaff so meant to be dead good!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero and fellow members "

Hello Mr Rebel Yell, Willy |dØL...! Good evening, fine sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last hour and a bit 0f work, no deliveries so laid on my bed in the van

Ah, but what you're really really trying to say is "Good evening Noccers". "

Well obviously, but I thought I'd be a bit different, I mean laying in bed, in a van with freshly ground coffee isn't exactly what's expected is it?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today was a very busy WFH day, I didn't even get time to have some sort of liquid based lunch. I had some smoothie at about 16:30

After work and the usual evening nonsense, we took ourselves swimming, but something was amiss and we gave up after 20mins. Very annoying!

All in all, a naff sort of day really

Something amiss huh? Do you mean that there was no water in the pool?

KC², my 'Nduja loving courtesan — good evening!

·

The pool water was kinda murky and there were other things amiss. We decided it wasn't a good idea

Oh I sêê. There was a (Winnie The) Poo(h) in the water. Jeez, what kind of community centre pool was this??? You don't get that kind of riffraff in Knightsbridge.

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We didn't SEE anything like that. But there was a definite lack of cleanliness all round. And it's a private gaff so meant to be dead good! "

Is that was the private gaff then I dread to think what your local village hall pool would look like!

Has Saffwrøng told you about the private pool in her Harley Street Hospital? Jammy cow!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Last hour and a bit 0f work, no deliveries so laid on my bed in the van

Ah, but what you're really really trying to say is "Good evening Noccers".

·

Well obviously, but I thought I'd be a bit different, I mean laying in bed, in a van with freshly ground coffee isn't exactly what's expected is it?"

It's Fab. Expect the unconventional and the unexpected. I love and loathe this place in equal measures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero, evening you Nocturlytes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last hour and a bit 0f work, no deliveries so laid on my bed in the van

Ah, but what you're really really trying to say is "Good evening Noccers".

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Well obviously, but I thought I'd be a bit different, I mean laying in bed, in a van with freshly ground coffee isn't exactly what's expected is it?

It's Fab. Expect the unconventional and the unexpected. I love and loathe this place in equal measures. "

That's a fair point very well made. Only 40 minutes until I can go home

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero, evening you Nocturlytes."

I had caught up, ÊsArKây, I promise you. Good evening my dear friend. I hope you are well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Last hour and a bit 0f work, no deliveries so laid on my bed in the van

Ah, but what you're really really trying to say is "Good evening Noccers".

·

Well obviously, but I thought I'd be a bit different, I mean laying in bed, in a van with freshly ground coffee isn't exactly what's expected is it?

It's Fab. Expect the unconventional and the unexpected. I love and loathe this place in equal measures.

·

That's a fair point very well made. Only 40 minutes until I can go home"

Here's wishing you a very speedy»»clocking out time!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty"

Good evening Místy! It was an utterly guilt-free delight meeting you last Friday. Good evening and thanks for popping by. What ceramic delights did you handcraft this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, time to take him out now, but he'll never make Crufts. He's an ugly brute (that's the breed) and has no idea about obedience. Plus if he sees another dog he lies down or runs around in circles, so would be no use in the big ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty"

Well done

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty

Good evening Místy! It was an utterly guilt-free delight meeting you last Friday. Good evening and thanks for popping by. What ceramic delights did you handcraft this evening?"

Meeting me again . It was marvellous to see you again x

I’m making a vase…. It’s called a calamari vase. Looks really simple . It’s really not (bashes head on table)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty

Well done "

hugs sweetheart

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty"

Hope you got all that clay from beneath your nails Misty...

Scratching an itch could prove fatal otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, evening you Nocturlytes.

I had caught up, ÊsArKây, I promise you. Good evening my dear friend. I hope you are well? "

I don't doubt it, I am well but I have a nice mat burn from judo this evening. It's not on my fabbing finger though so my enjoyment of this site is uninterrupted.

How about you? (I don't mean have you got a mat burn).

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Right, time to take him out now, but he'll never make Crufts. He's an ugly brute (that's the breed) and has no idea about obedience. Plus if he sees another dog he lies down or runs around in circles, so would be no use in the big ring."

Put him on a L·O·N·G leash so that he doesn't cramp your style in public.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty

Hope you got all that clay from beneath your nails Misty...

Scratching an itch could prove fatal otherwise. "

There’s usually some on my face somewhere, in my hair…. I’m a mucky pup

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Pssst...

I've found leftover pepperami pizza in the fridge, and it's got lots of olives on it too.

Anyone fancy a bit. ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero & Nocturnal people.

Today I had more awesomeness at work. It’s really going well. My head is still reeling from it all - but it’s great.

Been to pottery this evening.

Happy, sleepy Misty

Good evening Místy! It was an utterly guilt-free delight meeting you last Friday. Good evening and thanks for popping by. What ceramic delights did you handcraft this evening?

·

Meeting me again . It was marvellous to see you again x

I’m making a vase…. It’s called a calamari vase. Looks really simple . It’s really not (bashes head on table)"

I'm going to bestow upon you one of my vintage Chinese Imperial vases. It's shaped like a vagina and hails from the Minge Dynasty.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero, evening you Nocturlytes.

I had caught up, ÊsArKây, I promise you. Good evening my dear friend. I hope you are well?

·

I don't doubt it, I am well but I have a nice mat burn from judo this evening. It's not on my fabbing finger though so my enjoyment of this site is uninterrupted.

How about you? (I don't mean have you got a mat burn)."

Only my lothario tongue has burns from all the sycophancy this evening. And I do quite (syco)phancy a few women on Fab.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Pssst...

I've found leftover pepperami pizza in the fridge, and it's got lots of olives on it too.

Anyone fancy a bit. ?"

It's not a pizza if there's no olives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, evening you Nocturlytes.

I had caught up, ÊsArKây, I promise you. Good evening my dear friend. I hope you are well?

·

I don't doubt it, I am well but I have a nice mat burn from judo this evening. It's not on my fabbing finger though so my enjoyment of this site is uninterrupted.

How about you? (I don't mean have you got a mat burn).

Only my lothario tongue has burns from all the sycophancy this evening. And I do quite (syco)phancy a few women on Fab. "

why can't I write lines like this^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, evening you Nocturlytes.

I had caught up, ÊsArKây, I promise you. Good evening my dear friend. I hope you are well?

·

I don't doubt it, I am well but I have a nice mat burn from judo this evening. It's not on my fabbing finger though so my enjoyment of this site is uninterrupted.

How about you? (I don't mean have you got a mat burn).

Only my lothario tongue has burns from all the sycophancy this evening. And I do quite (syco)phancy a few women on Fab. "

Smooth tongued lothario!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

...... he's ^ still walking his dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're one message short of the 100 so this should round things off nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awake and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...... he's ^ still walking his dog. "

Dog has his own room to sleep in now (prior to today downstairs rooms did not have doors.

Hopefully he will behave as he no longer is confined to a pen.

Heading to bed myself now.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

It's the Mïdnïght Høur — ØØ:ØØhrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaceful outside tonight.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

As it's midnight... I'll say hello.

Hi Nerø and the Nøccers.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"As it's midnight... I'll say hello.

Hi Nerø and the Nøccers."

Good evening oxondÅvina! Even the humblest of 'hellos' are welcome from you any time.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"As it's midnight... I'll say hello.

Hi Nerø and the Nøccers.

Good evening oxondÅvina! Even the humblest of 'hellos' are welcome from you any time."

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's me home from work

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Neró,

.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

.

She turns up like the fresh Mistral breeze all the way from New Zealand. Hello my darling pocket rocket Sprockett!"

I think that wind is caused by the pork I had for lunch. Sorry.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello Neró,

.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

.

She turns up like the fresh Mistral breeze all the way from New Zealand. Hello my darling pocket rocket Sprockett!

I think that wind is caused by the pork I had for lunch. Sorry. "

Nothing like a good pork for lunch.

I'm partial to a roast, as well...

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


"

Good evening to our retired and former Nocturnal Host and Nocturnal mascot, PrinçessPüddle . "

Good evening

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Right. Goodnight everyone. I think I best go to bed. I need all the beauty sleep I can get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Neró,

.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

.

She turns up like the fresh Mistral breeze all the way from New Zealand. Hello my darling pocket rocket Sprockett!

I think that wind is caused by the pork I had for lunch. Sorry.

Nothing like a good pork for lunch.

I'm partial to a roast, as well... "

Oh the innuendo. I shall sit back and snigger.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Neró,

.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

.

She turns up like the fresh Mistral breeze all the way from New Zealand. Hello my darling pocket rocket Sprockett!

I think that wind is caused by the pork I had for lunch. Sorry.

Nothing like a good pork for lunch.

I'm partial to a roast, as well... "

Duck?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Neró,

.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

.

She turns up like the fresh Mistral breeze all the way from New Zealand. Hello my darling pocket rocket Sprockett!

I think that wind is caused by the pork I had for lunch. Sorry.

Nothing like a good pork for lunch.

I'm partial to a roast, as well...

Oh the innuendo. I shall sit back and snigger."

An unplanned innuendo? I shall whip it out immediately!

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