FabSwingers.com forum: Which celeb is your hard no?

By *undayGirl 69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

We often talk about celebs we’d like to fuck. But who are your definite no’s?

People who others may like. But you’re a no, no, not on your Nelly!

I’ll start… Greg Wallace. Which is bizarre, cuz normally I’m all for a baldy!

Oh and Danny Dyer… just no.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Naomi Campbell

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I'm not going to name mine just in case she pops up on fab and offers to fuck me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Paddy Mcguiness

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By *undayGirl 69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

"Paddy Mcguiness"

Definite no!

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By *alwayguy2020Man
over a year ago

Dunmore

Kourtney Kardashian, which is odd cause I'd fuck the shit outta Kim, Khloe and Kylie

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By *undayGirl 69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

"Kourtney Kardashian, which is odd cause I'd fuck the shit outta Kim, Khloe and Kylie "

Are they their real names?

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By *alwayguy2020Man
over a year ago

Dunmore

I assume so but maybe my spelling is incorrect apologies if so

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Vine

Russell Brand

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Miriam Margoyles.

Riotously funny: Yes!

But would I like to engage in carnal acts with her…?

Um….no. Sorry

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Olly Murs. Fucking tool.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Miriam Margoyles.

Riotously funny: Yes!

But would I like to engage in carnal acts with her…?

Um….no. Sorry

Well, she's a lesbian, so you wouldn't be her type anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joanna reid

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Claudia winkleman

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Tom Hardy

I really don't get what everyone sees in him

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By *undayGirl 69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

"I assume so but maybe my spelling is incorrect apologies if so"

I just didn’t know. I know very little bout the whole family x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any reality TV star.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Miriam Margoyles.

Riotously funny: Yes!

But would I like to engage in carnal acts with her…?

Um….no. Sorry

Well, she's a lesbian, so you wouldn't be her type anyways

A good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen Mulhern

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ann Widdecombe.

…..I’m not sure I’ve exactly got the hang of this game…..

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"We often talk about celebs we’d like to fuck. But who are your definite no’s?

People who others may like. But you’re a no, no, not on your Nelly!

I’ll start… Greg Wallace. Which is bizarre, cuz normally I’m all for a baldy!

Oh and Danny Dyer… just no. "

Katie price, honestly not enough money in the world.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

There are so many great examples here, can I add Gerard Butler to the mix. He is a fekin tool.

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"Ann Widdecombe.

…..I’m not sure I’ve exactly got the hang of this game…..

You pipped me to that one!

Second choice would be Kat Deeley... Unless she wanted ATM(ass to mouth) just so I could shut her up.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Davina McCall.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Davina McCall. "

I’ll take Davina off your hands.

I’m good like that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Davina McCall. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemma Collins.

Just no no no and I like curvy woman. Can't stand her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any plastics - ie only way is Essex, made in Chelsea, love island etc etc

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Taylor Swift

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Tom Hardy

I really don't get what everyone sees in him"

Was having the exact conversation with colleagues recently and apparently I’m the odd one out.

I just don’t see the appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanessa Felchs

Claudia Winkleman

June Brown

Laila Morse

Etc etc

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Davina McCall.

I’ll take Davina off your hands.

I’m good like that."

Please make sure she never comes back. Like ever. I would drop a c bomb here but I’m trying to be good

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Davina McCall.

You knows it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them.....

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Tom Hardy

I really don't get what everyone sees in him"

Chuck him over here. I totally see it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I agree with Tom Hardy and all the other film stars I don't have a clue about

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"We often talk about celebs we’d like to fuck. But who are your definite no’s?

People who others may like. But you’re a no, no, not on your Nelly!

I’ll start… Greg Wallace. Which is bizarre, cuz normally I’m all for a baldy!

Oh and Danny Dyer… just no.

Katie price, honestly not enough money in the world."

I'm with you there...vile individual

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That stupid woman on I'm a celebrity called nella

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gwyneth Paltrow. She made a fanny scented candle and just in general there's something....off about her I can't put my finger on.

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"Gwyneth Paltrow. She made a fanny scented candle and just in general there's something....off about her I can't put my finger on."

Yup, send her my way, if her fanny smells like that she's a keeper.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Woody Allen is a no.

As a musician he's not bad so I'd give that a listen if I were to entertain him.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Grace Jones.

I like my ladies a little more squidgy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kourtney Kardashian, which is odd cause I'd fuck the shit outta Kim, Khloe and Kylie

Are they their real names? "

Yes they are. And yes, that is how they spell their names.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Vanessa Feltz

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By *azzle99Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Davina McCall.

I’ll take Davina off your hands.

I’m good like that."

I ll fight ya for her!

Ask me my ideal female play partner… Davina -15 years, and that blunt bold fringe!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"We often talk about celebs we’d like to fuck. But who are your definite no’s?

People who others may like. But you’re a no, no, not on your Nelly!

I’ll start… Greg Wallace. Which is bizarre, cuz normally I’m all for a baldy!

Oh and Danny Dyer… just no. "
I'm with you on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helen Flanagan....she was gorgeous with dark hair....I was so aware of her beauty back then....but jeez she looks so different blonde & my attraction to her has totally disappeared....

Also

She poses often with her mouth open which looks ridiculous tbh....someone obviously told her she looked good posing like that....but no imo she just doesn't look attractive

I've fairly slated her here but it's just my honest opinion....she looked so different when she met her ex fiancé....& Was so beautiful & super sexy....but for me she's lost all the appeal....

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Dont fancy swimming in michael barry moores pool

Grotbags id have to pass on

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Bianca from EastEnders. And Pat Butcher. I do And dot cotton in fact, the entire cast of EastEnders, except for Carol in the Laundrette, she’s pretty hot.

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By *udy3Man
over a year ago

Corby

Any openly tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenni falconer, Amanda holden, vorders

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"Miriam Margoyles.

Riotously funny: Yes!

But would I like to engage in carnal acts with her…?

Um….no. Sorry

As funny as a migraine...

Just a horrible bitter woman ...

IMO

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"Gemma Collins.

Just no no no and I like curvy woman. Can't stand her!!"

Just a talentless waste of space...and ugly..

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"That stupid woman on I'm a celebrity called nella"

Yep...can somebody just 'mute ' her...and just leave her in Australia when this series is over...even the jungle critters wouldn't go near her....

Another talentless wannabe who just likes the sound of her own voice.. thw world is becoming full of them..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Peter Kay

I’d fuck Paul Kaye but not Peter Kay.

Ok?

Ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catherine Tate would be a hard pass

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Suella Braverman.

Priti Patel on the other hand.... there's something deeply erotic about her perma-smug look.....

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Carol Vorderman

JK Rowlins

Sharon Osborn

I clearly have a thing for older women!

And an incrediblely sexy 57 yo women from Liverpool I meet at Butlins at the weekend.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"Suella Braverman.

Priti Patel on the other hand.... there's something deeply erotic about her perma-smug look.....

You are not well! Lol. These two are like black widow spiders. They will fuck you and eat you at the same time.

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Nigel Farage - vile man and nothing appealing about him.

Red

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Suella Braverman.

Priti Patel on the other hand.... there's something deeply erotic about her perma-smug look.....

You are not well! Lol. These two are like black widow spiders. They will fuck you and eat you at the same time. "

When you put it like that it sounds even better!

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

Harry Styles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nella on Im a Celeb. Hateful little bitch

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"Carol Vorderman

JK Rowlins

Sharon Osborn

I clearly have a thing for older women!

And an incrediblely sexy 57 yo women from Liverpool I meet at Butlins at the weekend.

I read the post title as HARD ON! So these 3 are a yes please for me.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

James corden

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Another vote for nella. She's just a horrible human being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gyles Brandreth, makes my ears and skin crawl.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Real celebrity or fab celebrity?

If it’s fab celebrity, she knows who she is. I don’t care how good your tits are, lady.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Any reality TV star.

100% this. No matter how supposedly gorgeous they are.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Claudia winkleman"

I have it on good authority that she smells amazing and is a good laugh.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Nella on Im a Celeb. Hateful little bitch

I'm not familiar with her work, but then I suspect I'm out of touch with who are celebs now. Not a big fan of the plastic titted, fake tanned, stick on eyelash and fake lips lot that seem to be invading our screens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prue Leith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky Gervais, blergh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Davina McCall. "

Davina would absolutely get it if she wanted me. I’d do anything she wanted me to, except leave the big brother house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carol Vorderman

JK Rowlins

Sharon Osborn

I clearly have a thing for older women!

And an incrediblely sexy 57 yo women from Liverpool I meet at Butlins at the weekend.

Carol Vorderman is stunning! How could you not?

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"That stupid woman on I'm a celebrity called nella

Yep...can somebody just 'mute ' her...and just leave her in Australia when this series is over...even the jungle critters wouldn't go near her....

Another talentless wannabe who just likes the sound of her own voice.. thw world is becoming full of them..

She just gets worse...there is absolutely not one thing likeable about her...just the worst narcissistic person ever....all about her.

Has no personalty yawn yawn.

Has no talent

I can't even be arsed to carry on with my list.........

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Ryan Reynolds. I mean, god that would be so bad I’d need to be blindfolded and tied just to manage…

Ella x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ross Kemp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heather Small. Her voice would have me doing time. R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We often talk about celebs we’d like to fuck. But who are your definite no’s?

People who others may like. But you’re a no, no, not on your Nelly!

I’ll start… Greg Wallace. Which is bizarre, cuz normally I’m all for a baldy!

Oh and Danny Dyer… just no.

Katie price, honestly not enough money in the world.

I'm with you there...vile individual "

100% agree....can't stand the vacuous waste of oxygen....

To strong?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Davina McCall. "

Hang on (late to the party here)... I hope it isn't the name that's a problem!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel farage

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Diane abbot

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

Kylie Minogue, Never seen the appeal.. Now Dannii Minogue is another matter

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

The shouty woman who commentates on the football. No idea what she looks like but it's just her voice. Sorry....

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Real celebrity or fab celebrity?

If it’s fab celebrity, she knows who she is. I don’t care how good your tits are, lady.

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and wouldn't we love to know who she is

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wouldn’t call her a celebrity but she might think she is but that orrible opinionated thing on I’m a celeb being vile to Fred

Unless it was angry doggystyle to take my frustrations out until she apologised to Fred

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Kylie Minogue, Never seen the appeal.. Now Dannii Minogue is another matter"

Danni was sooo lusted after in the 80s

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

"Any reality TV star.

This

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Heather Small. Her voice would have me doing time. R"

She'd make you proud though

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Amanda Holden and Danni Menzies

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

"We often talk about celebs we’d like to fuck. But who are your definite no’s?

People who others may like. But you’re a no, no, not on your Nelly!

I’ll start… Greg Wallace. Which is bizarre, cuz normally I’m all for a baldy!

Oh and Danny Dyer… just no.

Katie price, honestly not enough money in the world."

Yep, well everybody has a price!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noel fielding

He gives me the creeps.

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"The shouty woman who commentates on the football. No idea what she looks like but it's just her voice. Sorry...."

Agree 100%... I turn the volume down to zero when she is commentating..

She thinks commentating is just shouting and screaming at every possible moment...

BBC hiring just anybody again just to tick a box...

jeez

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Vanessa Felchs

Claudia Winkleman

June Brown

Laila Morse

Etc etc"

I really hope not June Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like they’d ask me anyway.

but there’s so many.

Beyoncé is just one.

Sorry, everyone thinks she’s gorgeous and she probably is, but I just don’t get it or see it.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Like they’d ask me anyway.

but there’s so many.

Beyoncé is just one.

Sorry, everyone thinks she’s gorgeous and she probably is, but I just don’t get it or see it.

Put a ring on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s so many.

That Rachel Riley, Susanna Reid, Holly Willoughby and probably wouldn’t go near Cheryl Cole.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

In drab : that Holly Willoughby, after that cringe worthy piece to camera she did after Schofield got booted off… “ Most importantly, are you ok? “

I mean just fuck of you sanctimonious bitch!

As Linda.. that’s a hard ask, cos Linda is famous for not turning anything down… I guess Russel Brand might get a punch in the face ( maybe after I had given him a blow job )

Would that count as a flat no?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't think their are any that i definitely wouldn't but I've never met them so maybe in the flesh it would be a different story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In drab : that Holly Willoughby, after that cringe worthy piece to camera she did after Schofield got booted off… “ Most importantly, are you ok? “

I mean just fuck of you sanctimonious bitch!

As Linda.. that’s a hard ask, cos Linda is famous for not turning anything down… I guess Russel Brand might get a punch in the face ( maybe after I had given him a blow job )

Would that count as a flat no?

This. About the skin crawling Holly

Mrs C xx

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By *ove2lick27Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm not going to name mine just in case she pops up on fab and offers to fuck me

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By *ove2lick27Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Tom Hardy

I really don't get what everyone sees in him"

Thank fuck for that. A woman with a brain. He's a right tool.

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Megan Fox Hard no from me

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By *agic johnsonMan
over a year ago

morden

Big daddy

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By *orkshirej69Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Paddy Mcguiness"

No likey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single one of them

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