FabSwingers.com forum: How do you sneeze?

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Are you a stifled sneezer?

Do you do little lady sneezes dignified and gentle?

Or like me do you do a full on MAN sneeze usually followed up with a gutteral growl or bellow?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Today nonstop sneezing! Got a cold! X

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

One big exuberant normal sneeze noise, immediately followed by a stupid little squeak that I am often told is fucking adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a little added wee.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I sneeze like a puppy apparently. Little atchoos.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I always loudly enunciate the words "Fuck it" whenever I sneeze.

Just for the sheer fun of getting away with it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I fire snot and spit across the room like a canon and then laugh and pat myself on my back at my awesomeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always loudly enunciate the words "Fuck it" whenever I sneeze.

Just for the sheer fun of getting away with it!"

Who controls your swearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loudly - I seem to below at the same time as sneezing!

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I sneeze like a puppy apparently. Little atchoos.

Cute

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

I’ve been told I sneeze like Tinkerbell

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

When i sneeze i always know that it's not just going to be one or two sneezes. It's always the start of a sneezing fit that could last 10 or more sneezes. At home, it's just annoying, when at work or in the pub though it becomes a complete nightmare and embarrassment.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I always loudly enunciate the words "Fuck it" whenever I sneeze.

Just for the sheer fun of getting away with it!

Who controls your swearing?"

Polite society's mores and my own sense of good taste, of course!

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By *octor ProdMan
over a year ago

working Overseas

Big and loud; but I do cover my nose and hand.

On occasions i fart at the same time

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Big and loud; but I do cover my nose and hand.

On occasions i fart at the same time"

The holy grail

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i blow the bloody doors off,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty loud ha I do cover my nose and mouth but it's still loud.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Little squeaks

Em x

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

"Are you a stifled sneezer?

Do you do little lady sneezes dignified and gentle?

Or like me do you do a full on MAN sneeze usually followed up with a gutteral growl or bellow?"

I do a great big aaaaaatchooo

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

I generally scare and startle people in the general vicinity when I sneeze

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Loud enough to startle small animals and make babies cry

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I can’t stand people who feel the need to shout through or otherwise augment a sneeze. Really pisses me off.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I do funny little sneezes, normally 3 of them x

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I can’t stand people who feel the need to shout through or otherwise augment a sneeze. Really pisses me off."

That's me put in my place, then."Ah-fucking-tish-ooo"!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Mine is more a snough. Its a cross between a sneeze and a cough at the same time.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I can’t stand people who feel the need to shout through or otherwise augment a sneeze. Really pisses me off."

AHHHHH CHOOOOOO RAHHHHH

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Depends who’s around I never try and stifle them but just normally if on own of people around and I’m trying to be annoying I’ll do it as loud as possible and add aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh on the end really loud it normally gets the desired reaction once back when lived at home was doing it in the bath and heard my mam (who is generally explosively angry) shout “for fucks sake, I can’t fucking wait till you go on bastard holiday” (was going away in a few days) another mate told me aggressively to “die” as we were driving in the van and did it

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By *isiek 777Man
over a year ago

Telford

Every time I sneeze i thank God my face didn't blow off

Cats are absolutely terrified

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Depends who’s around I never try and stifle them but just normally if on own of people around and I’m trying to be annoying I’ll do it as loud as possible and add aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh on the end really loud it normally gets the desired reaction once back when lived at home was doing it in the bath and heard my mam (who is generally explosively angry) shout “for fucks sake, I can’t fucking wait till you go on bastard holiday” (was going away in a few days) another mate told me aggressively to “die” as we were driving in the van and did it "

Your mam sounds alright.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"When i sneeze i always know that it's not just going to be one or two sneezes. It's always the start of a sneezing fit that could last 10 or more sneezes. At home, it's just annoying, when at work or in the pub though it becomes a complete nightmare and embarrassment."

This! Except I own it and often run a sweep stakes on the number if out with friends.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Around other people I stifle it, but if alone it’s loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally? Mouth open and have it expelled through my nose and mouth...For those wondering, yes this is the correct way, trying to hold it in or closing your mouth can lead to a dangerous increase in pressure. No amount of societal browny points are worth health complications.

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven

sometimes quiet .........sometimes loud..........but everytime I do between 5-11 one after the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do quiet ones sometimes, usually 3+ stupidly loud ones though

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Most people think I am coughing until I get to the last one.. Oh... I never sneeze just once

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

With bonus pee dribble

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Are you a stifled sneezer?

Do you do little lady sneezes dignified and gentle?

Or like me do you do a full on MAN sneeze usually followed up with a gutteral growl or bellow?"

Can't control it, so it sounds beasty.

Almost like when I'm coming.

Kind of like the effects from Jurassic Park.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A couple of sniffs before it comes out

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"A couple of sniffs before it comes out"

This is a thread about sneezing. Not how you take his pants off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always seem to sneeze a lot on a monday morning.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

As quietly as possible if it's definitely going to occur, but if I can get to it in time, I tickle the roof of my mouth with my tongue and that kind of "holds the sneeze", which then dissipates.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Stifled in the crook of my arm.

Someone once told me if you hold it in, your eyeballs will pop out.

And I also still believe in ?? and the tooth fairy

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Fucking loud!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue to the roof of my mouth to hold the sneeze in public.

Big sneezer when I'm in the only one in the room

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Through my mouth very noisily

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