FabSwingers.com forum: Oh so subtle insults

By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

So subtle, you can probably only tell they're an insult because the thread asks for them.

Specific to the last poster.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast "

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot luck who you're gonna meet, the son, dad or the grandad.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics"."

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Pot luck who you're gonna meet, the son, dad or the grandad.

Not a nightmare at all. Very giving and misunderstood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot luck who you're gonna meet, the son, dad or the grandad.

Not a nightmare at all. Very giving and misunderstood."

I’m sure his parents love or loved him (sorry)

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Pot luck who you're gonna meet, the son, dad or the grandad.

Not a nightmare at all. Very giving and misunderstood.

I’m sure his parents love or loved him (sorry)"

I'm sure his Harley enjoys cake just as much.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Shade game almost as strong as his poetry game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!""

Backwards.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Shade game almost as strong as his poetry game

I don't think I've ever seen such a minimalist profile.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Shade game almost as strong as his poetry game

I don't think I've ever seen such a minimalist profile."

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Rest assured she's a 'maximanalist' in real life.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, Nero, as suave as he is tall

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Oh, Nero, as suave as he is tall

Never quite sure in what way I may be eaten…

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Oh, Nero, as suave as he is tall

Never quite sure in what way I may be eaten…"

Absolutely. The most easy to approach on all of FAB.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!""

Damnit it's almost like you know me

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!"

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!"

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?""

I can take as much cock and cake as you can throw at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?""

States that his text is there to put certain people off, particularly men, but he doth protest too much, methinks! (probably fab ghey).

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?"

States that his text is there to put certain people off, particularly men, but he doth protest too much, methinks! (probably fab ghey)."

Bless him. He’s quite sweet for an older fella.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?"

States that his text is there to put certain people off, particularly men, but he doth protest too much, methinks! (probably fab ghey).

Bless him. He’s quite sweet for an older fella."

You really don't look 47.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless him. He’s quite sweet for an older fella."

Whilst she may aspire to live in a manor, she is in fact an Essex girl.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Bless him. He’s quite sweet for an older fella.

Whilst she may aspire to live in a manor, she is in fact an Essex girl."

Makes assumptions upon someone’s heritage

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

Bless him. He’s quite sweet for an older fella.

Whilst she may aspire to live in a manor, she is in fact an Essex girl."

To compare this lovely man to an old car is to confuse vintage with antique.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

Bless him. He’s quite sweet for an older fella.

Whilst she may aspire to live in a manor, she is in fact an Essex girl.

Makes assumptions upon someone’s heritage "

Someone who lives and breathes so much actual heritage.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!"

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?"

I can take as much cock and cake as you can throw at me

Aren't you supposed to be insulting me?

Here you go...you're clearly enjoying this:

"No matter how much cake and cock her face receives, you'll always see her wide, wide, smile beaming through."

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!"

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?"

I can take as much cock and cake as you can throw at me

Aren't you supposed to be insulting me?

Here you go...you're clearly enjoying this:

"No matter how much cake and cock her face receives, you'll always see her wide, wide, smile beaming through.""

you need to up your insult game santa

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!"

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?"

I can take as much cock and cake as you can throw at me

Aren't you supposed to be insulting me?

Here you go...you're clearly enjoying this:

"No matter how much cake and cock her face receives, you'll always see her wide, wide, smile beaming through."

you need to up your insult game santa

Krampus? Well, in European folklore, St Nick is the boss. And Krampus....what does Krampus do again?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Intelligence was trying to catch up with you but you were too fast

Nice. Thanks.

Was hoping someone else could insult you, otherwise it's just a two person game.

But it's gone quiet, so here you go.

"She's so self-assured, fearless, and dominant that her entire face is shown on her public pics".

You get another one

"Absolutely lovely woman. Loves to have a dozen cocks around to fill her up.

No - I never said at the same time!"

Damnit it's almost like you know me

Christ you're a glutton for punishment!!

Here you go:

"Yup. She always, always comes back for more.

She can take so much.

Cock?

Of course cock!

What did you think I meant? Cake?"

I can take as much cock and cake as you can throw at me

Aren't you supposed to be insulting me?

Here you go...you're clearly enjoying this:

"No matter how much cake and cock her face receives, you'll always see her wide, wide, smile beaming through."

you need to up your insult game santa

Krampus? Well, in European folklore, St Nick is the boss. And Krampus....what does Krampus do again?"

Scare naughty little children

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Oh, Nero, as suave as he is tall

So I think this thread is dying a little, and it was fun too.

But this one - about as close to perfect as a nuanced insult can be.

It won.

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