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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So Katy Perry “Kissed a girl” and she “liked it”, hey?

Well big deal! I’ve kissed a girl (well actually a fully grown woman, m’lud) too (as hard as that might be to believe, mind) and I quite liked it as well.

So it’s not the big brag she thinks it is.

What other unimpressive boasts are there, Fabsters?

I’m bored!

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Name dropping anything really

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Long stayer, quick repeater.

Can suck like a hoover.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Long stayer, quick repeater.

Can suck like a hoover."

Me to ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling people you drive a BMW…can you really call it driving?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.

You don't look cool, you look out of touch

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Met a guy recently who must have nicked his cock pics from someone else because it wasn't even half the size...

So I couldn't get rid of him fast enough...

I was wanking him quickly and he said,

"oh don't or I'll cum too quick... And I'll splash your headboard"...

A few seconds later ...

... It was a couple of feeble squirts onto his belly.

Now keeps asking for a repeat meet...

Strange I've been needing to wash my hair often these days...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I know exactly how to tame a brat.

No, you really fucking don't buddy. At best you got beat by a do me sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A while back, I bought a set of socks with the days of the week on them. I have never picked the wrong day despite not being able to read it until they're unfurled.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A friend of mine used to have a GP who was the father of one of the members of Keane. That's how close to rock stardom I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name dropping anything really"

This op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy recently who must have nicked his cock pics from someone else because it wasn't even half the size...

So I couldn't get rid of him fast enough...

I was wanking him quickly and he said,

"oh don't or I'll cum too quick... And I'll splash your headboard"...

A few seconds later ...

... It was a couple of feeble squirts onto his belly.

Now keeps asking for a repeat meet...

Strange I've been needing to wash my hair often these days..."

That is terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.

You don't look cool, you look out of touch"

Who..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.

You don't look cool, you look out of touch"

But I am out of touch. Like, completely out of touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Katy Perry “Kissed a girl” and she “liked it”, hey?

Well big deal! I’ve kissed a girl (well actually a fully grown woman, m’lud) too (as hard as that might be to believe, mind) and I quite liked it as well.

So it’s not the big brag she thinks it is.

What other unimpressive boasts are there, Fabsters?

I’m bored!

"

Bragging about cock size has to be at the top

Bragging about being good in bed not me you op..

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Heavy cummer...annoys fuck out of me seeing that on guys profiles. Like I give a shit how big your sack loads are

Mrs M

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.

You don't look cool, you look out of touch

But I am out of touch. Like, completely out of touch."

Proud to be out of touch to...simple n easy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't like boastful people full stop

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By *rincess1988Woman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Heavy cummer...annoys fuck out of me seeing that on guys profiles. Like I give a shit how big your sack loads are

Mrs M"

With you on that one!

Also, “I can make you cum…I made all my partners cum so far” highly doubt it, Cowboy. Sit down.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

I own five versions of Bladerunner

And 8versions of NightOfTheLivingDead

That means nothing to most of you, but is very impressive to Horror Geeks LOL

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’d eat you for breakfast?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.

You don't look cool, you look out of touch

But I am out of touch. Like, completely out of touch."

Me too, I have to Google most of the contestants in reality game shows. The point is I don't boast about it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.

You don't look cool, you look out of touch

Who.. "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

VWE... off-putting unfortunately.

If you're blessed (they're normally just average) let it be a surprise.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Met a guy recently who must have nicked his cock pics from someone else because it wasn't even half the size...

So I couldn't get rid of him fast enough...

I was wanking him quickly and he said,

"oh don't or I'll cum too quick... And I'll splash your headboard"...

A few seconds later ...

... It was a couple of feeble squirts onto his belly.

Now keeps asking for a repeat meet...

Strange I've been needing to wash my hair often these days...

That is terrible "

Haha so kind of you to sympathise but not really terrible for me. He is still a boast bore whereas my hair is suuuuper lush these days!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Been here before.

Nice one

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