FabSwingers.com forum: Reasons why....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man or a woman wouldn't make it to husband or wife.

I'll start.

She's too filthy in bed.

Go! Make them witty please and please don't use it as a man or woman bashing thread....that made it more difficult didn't it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

She can’t cook for shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She farted once during oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She doesn't wear underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn't let me join Fabswingers..

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

He won't cook me a full English on a Sunday morning when I'm hung over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She didn't scratch my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He snores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He won't fuck the best man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can't do DIY of any sort....true story

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Because he won't agree to buying an 8 grand dress as that's the only reason I'd consider marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She couldn’t read the map for directions to the church.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was married already

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Because her dad's a bellend

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Because her dad's a bellend "

And no, her dad didn't say no

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By *heelz69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

She won't take it up the bum

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

She won’t agree to creat couple profile on fab.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

They never take their sock off in bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She analyses Fabs profiles for Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s a discreet professional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 35. Beggars can't be choosers, at this point.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They snore

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

No matter how hard and how often I tried, I could never get her little dungeon home certified for the marriage ceremony.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"A man or a woman wouldn't make it to husband or wife.

I'll start.

She's too filthy in bed.

Go! Make them witty please and please don't use it as a man or woman bashing thread....that made it more difficult didn't it!

Filthy as in pooing the bed or in a good way ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

She's a Karen

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