FabSwingers.com forum: Underused Insults

By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Post your favourites! (Within forum rules)

My favourite is one you're unlikely to hear unless you find yourself in conversation with the Irish or Scousers.

Gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrote

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Thunder-cunt.

Cockwomble.

Pillock.

Wazzack.

I love a good insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxygen thief.

Twat.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Twat is my go too word currently.

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

I also like prick. I’m not putting any more context

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat is my go too word currently.

I use it often ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also like prick. I’m not putting any more context

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Biatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Neaderthal

Village idiot

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Daft cunt

Cock end

Soft knob

Cock Womble

Wet fart

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By *ilentnightMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Binner

Scruff

Bellend

All now well underused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat is my go too word currently.

You can run it together with another favorite to make "twunt". Making it more acceptable in polite company

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By *ixie888Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle under Lyme

Dickswab

Pinched from Killing Eve

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

The last house on the left…

SHIT HEAD

Notice nobody says Shit Head anymore?

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

The last house on the left…

UP YOURS!

Notice nobody says “Up Yours” anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feckin omadhaun (Irish). I use it when calling someone a moron or an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat is my go too word currently.

You can run it together with another favorite to make "twunt". Making it more acceptable in polite company

That's what I use ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckface

Moron

"Your mum should have swallowed you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knuckle."

Haha

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Wazzbag

Cockwomble

Ejit

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Wet lettuce

Mrs

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Halfwit

Tube

Cretin

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By *inkygentkentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

I'm too polite - halfwit or dimwit are my words of choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet lettuce

Mrs "

I've not heard that for a long time. It's a good knew though.

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By *agondaMan
over a year ago

Witterings

If someone’s droning on I just say “that’s interesting” … it’s the tone that does it

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fuck knuckles

Shit for brains

Skid mark

Hairy hole

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Spunk splat is rather good. I think

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Gimp

Simp

Sap

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Nobhead.

I like it because it's a term of endearment too.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Cock muncher

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Fuckwit

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Weapon of choice

Bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blurted - don’t be a Nobber!

And I don’t know where that came from. So that’s now a thing at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making notes

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Just a simple:

"You fucking penis!" is often good enough.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Cunt"

For emphasis too...

Fat cunt

Ginger cunt

Smelly cunt

But in Scotland it's also a term of endearment...

"He's a good cunt"

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Spunk bubble

Knob sack

Shit for brains

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

“Plug”

“Window licker”

“King Bast”

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

... and may your fingers turn to fishooks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cad

Blackguard

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

Dick splash x

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Post your favourites! (Within forum rules)

My favourite is one you're unlikely to hear unless you find yourself in conversation with the Irish or Scousers.

Gobshite"

Haha the Scots use that too... Also...

Bampot!

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By *_J111Woman
over a year ago

home

Swamp donkey

Dick face

Twat

Shitballs

Love a good insult, definitely gonna be stealing some of the ones I have seen on the thread so far!

MJ x

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By *ix69Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Bellend

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
over a year ago

essex

"Oxygen thief.

Twat."

Like it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Come back when you have less time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Numty

-Cock block

-Jaffa

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By *riciaWoman
over a year ago

Blaydon

"The kind of person who has never had sex with more than one person in the room"

Just think about it....

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
over a year ago

fabland

Ballbag

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"shit for brains" is my favourite. I don't really use insults though, it tends to be a more exasperated, "for fucks sake...."

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I called one of the kids a Nincompoop the other day in jest. I don't know where it came from, not heard the word in years. However I like it and may use it more.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Also I don't hear Spunk Bowser used often these days.

Although some may see that more of a badge of honor than an insult in this world.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Knob Jockey.

Cretin.

Hoofwanking idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also I don't hear Spunk Bowser used often these days.

Although some may see that more of a badge of honor than an insult in this world."

I have never heard or read spunk bowser. What's the application?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll see your spunk splat, and raise you a Spunkonion!

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Fucktard

Criminally underused

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Can’t think of anything to top Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

You gunky cunt

You lousy streak of piss

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Numb nuts

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Dunce is one of my favs

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By *ingernutsMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Gene pool reject

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

Ye daft twat

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Nob jockey.....

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Spangle wanker

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Throbber

Belter

Fucknut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You facking Onion

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By *ullmanMan
over a year ago

hull

Doylem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolute melt

What a cunt

What a weapon

Baghead

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Halfwit,Haybag,Foumart.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

Oxygen theif

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By *anddXXXCouple
over a year ago

London

Melt

Dinlo

Beardy Bollocks

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By *ix69Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Someone at work called someone else a “berk” the other day, I had to laugh as I’ve not heard that one that for at least 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone at work called someone else a “berk” the other day, I had to laugh as I’ve not heard that one that for at least 20 years

My dad kept calling his grandchildren that. Told him to stop calling them cunts, he had no idea it was rhyming slang and had just been saying people were cunts despite being silly at best for years.

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By *ungtonguetasticMan
over a year ago

Kilsby

Baldy twat.

I’m not baldist, I just tend to have a hatred for one particular baldy twat

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Knobcheese.

I quite like throbber.

Oh and little shithead. A wonderful friend calls me that and it's such a lovely insult. Really makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fanny batter

Goon

Ring piece

Slack Alice

Plank (usually preceeded by the word fucking)

Cabbage (also usually preceeded by the word fucking)

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By *aisy WamTV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea

My fave was a line in Father Ted ...

" You've a face like a pair of tits "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodney.. You tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motha fecker, slimball

Pieces of paper.. Piss off. When drivers cut me up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wankspangle.

SpunkTrumpet.

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...Like a coma for instance?

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Can’t think of anything to top Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

How about: a) piss stained product of familial porcine union, that was wanked out in a skip.

Or, b) tory

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Cocksucking thundercunt or if shouting a people who pull out without indicating...

Just pull out why don't you, it's a pity your father didn't!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cat fingering thundercunt

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Muppet

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By *orfolkNewbieMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've moved away from profanities these days and just use random words/products. I play Xbox and there's a lot of times I called someone a melon or a half eaten snickers or something along those lines

Although I did refer to someone's mum as a Kleenex once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four Eyes..

(Don't really hear this anymore, thank God. But at school years ago that's what some people would say to take the Micky out of others who wore glasses).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re nothing but a wart on the skin of society

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Let's play a game of Fek off

You go first

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

Hoof wanking Bungle cunt is a classic..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I used twat waffle to a car driver yesterday. Put the window down. Said twat waffle. Put the window back up and drove off. ‘Twas perfect

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Also I don't hear Spunk Bowser used often these days.

Although some may see that more of a badge of honor than an insult in this world.

I have never heard or read spunk bowser. What's the application?"

A bowser is a term for a liquids tanker. Something on the lines of fuel tanker or one of those large tankers of water that turn up on your street when the water is bust. Thus its derogatory term implying someone is somewhat promiscuous with many men and no doubt naturally very familiar with their fluids.

To be fair I probably don't here this term much these day due to being in a different profession and around more civil set of people

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Fuckwit

Bellwiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank Stain

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cock womble

Twat

Pleb

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By *exyCarla181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

I love the gobshite one and have used it many a time

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By *igletMan
over a year ago

manchester

Toss pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellend will always be the goat

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By *sedpussylickerMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Arse wipe

Cow son

Cock sucker

Knob rot

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

I once saw Boris Johnson called a “sweaty bollock” in a tweet. Perfect

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
over a year ago

fabland

You tool

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your father should have wiped you on the curtains.

Batshit crazy

TAWAN (Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Ya fuckin bawbag.

I could also say see you next Tuesday but up here it's also a compliment and a term of endearment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickwad

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Heard an Irish one a few times recently, subtle for excellent’ you absolute fekin ghoul!’

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

You fucking...

Clegnut

Winnit

Dangleberry

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

Dick splash

Spunk bubble

Balloon head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like

Buffoon!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think the rather humble and understated no head will always hold its own.

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

You arrrah Cabbage Head,

From and instance when I could swear at a total twat! Due to young children in close proximity

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

Cock womble

Bellend

Pond scum

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Should of read you arrr ah Cabage Head

And couldn't

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Sir / M’aam

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
over a year ago

fabland

Wank stain

sometimes that just pops out of my mouth

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Bellend or knob jockey……

Honourable mention goes to Fanny features!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fucktard!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Your mother was a snow blower ....

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

Your mother was hamster and your father smells like Eldiberry

R x

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By *anamalMan
over a year ago

Hove

they through away the wrong thing when you was born ya cunt.

always goes down well but quite harsh

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I used daft bint for the first time in ages today. It was just perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunder-cunt.

Cockwomble.

Pillock.

Wazzack.

I love a good insult.

Jumped into this thread specifically to say Cockwomble.... I admit gracious defeat however

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

Gobshite

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wank Biscuit

Monkey Spunk

twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helmet

Jabroni (classic for the wrestling fans)

Whopper

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

You Norman

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Called a lad at work a knoblet......like a knob, but smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You truly are are fucking amazing!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

A Head like a melted wellington

As thick as bottled shit

The tide wouldn't take em out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *llesmerePortBlokeMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Gobshite

Bell end

Tit

Blert

Weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank stain

sometimes that just pops out of my mouth "

If feeling particularly harsh about someone..

“If only you’d been the wank stain on your mother’s carpet”…

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cunt. Not used enough

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"Can’t think of anything to top Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

Finally, someone said it!

Also Bawbag, Fucknugget and Cockgoblin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From The Thick Of It…

“You’re shit at keeping secrets. You’re as secure as a hymen in a south London comprehensive.”

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

you arse fisted wanker

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Waste of your mothers milk

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By *partansword78Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mong, Mutant, tard, jizzard, shithawk, scrotum, sadsacks, and my fav- Ya Bawbag!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You cocksuckingmotherfuckingfuckwit suffices

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple
over a year ago

The moon

Cunt

You sir/mam are a bawbag

Your mother should have swallowed you!!

Youthundercuntingdickwaddingtwat

Mingesplat

Did ya - aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retarded spastic

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