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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

St0len some of your kids bright blue slushie/ice cream and forgotten all about it until the next morning when you have a small panic over why your poo is green?

It's certainly one way to wake up in the morning.

What's the most interesting colour your poo has been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who looks at their poo? when it’s gone, it’s gone!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Not slushie but cupcakes the kids made with coloured sponge and bright blue icing. Had a genuine poo panic until I realised why.

J

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Who looks at their poo? when it’s gone, it’s gone! "

Are you saying you don't have a nosey at it?! I bet you don't even check the tissue after blowing your nose. Weirdo

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Who looks at their poo? when it’s gone, it’s gone! "

If I've learned anything over the last month or so is that I will periodically check my poo.

I come across dog poo every day and a quick glance at my daily poo is worth it.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Not slushie but cupcakes the kids made with coloured sponge and bright blue icing. Had a genuine poo panic until I realised why.

J"

It gives you a proper scare doesn't it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who looks at their poo? when it’s gone, it’s gone! "

As somebody that has lost people to colon and bowel cancer, I'd advise to check it periodically. Don't spend your life worrying but check it fairly regular, a consistent difference in appearance is a good warning sign that something may be not right.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Who looks at their poo? when it’s gone, it’s gone!

As somebody that has lost people to colon and bowel cancer, I'd advise to check it periodically. Don't spend your life worrying but check it fairly regular, a consistent difference in appearance is a good warning sign that something may be not right. "

Absolutely. While this thread was meant lightheartedly, it is actually very important to keep an eye on things. And I speak as someone with bowel disease. Red bloody poo is the worst colour in my experience

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"St0len some of your kids bright blue slushie/ice cream and forgotten all about it until the next morning when you have a small panic over why your poo is green?

It's certainly one way to wake up in the morning.

What's the most interesting colour your poo has been? "

A luminous green number after a night of dodgy cocktails

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Who looks at their poo? when it’s gone, it’s gone!

As somebody that has lost people to colon and bowel cancer, I'd advise to check it periodically. Don't spend your life worrying but check it fairly regular, a consistent difference in appearance is a good warning sign that something may be not right.

Absolutely. While this thread was meant lightheartedly, it is actually very important to keep an eye on things. And I speak as someone with bowel disease. Red bloody poo is the worst colour in my experience "

Although it's not quite the same, I found my dog with red poo and it was very concerning. I later remembered she scoffed a load of beetroot the day before.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Until you have a dog of your own, you’ll never understand how much dog owners literally talk crap. It’s one of the simplest tools we have to keep an eye on the health of our dogs.

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town


"Who looks at their poo? when it’s gone, it’s gone! "

It's very important to look at your poo, to see if there is any change in it, such as blood, this is so important especially in the over 50's or any age in fact. When you get that 50th birthday gift from the NHS important to do this test. Believe me I know

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A luminous green number after a night of dodgy cocktails "

That certainly saves on having to turn the light on in the morning

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Red after eating beetroot

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I take beetroot shots before races. 2 of these concentrated little gems.

Funnily enough taste like tomato soup.

Anyway I often forget I've had them before the race and while going for last drops I've freaked the guys in the urinals next to me ' dude are you ok? You're pissing blood!' Lol

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Red after eating beetroot"

Did you eat a large amount? I've eaten beetroot plenty of times and can't say I've ever noticed it have an effect

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"St0len some of your kids bright blue slushie/ice cream and forgotten all about it until the next morning when you have a small panic over why your poo is green?

It's certainly one way to wake up in the morning.

What's the most interesting colour your poo has been? "

I had the same with the stupid Minion cookies.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Beetroot crisps…

Also, glow in the dark wee after a Berocca vitamin drink in the mornings.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"St0len some of your kids bright blue slushie/ice cream and forgotten all about it until the next morning when you have a small panic over why your poo is green?

It's certainly one way to wake up in the morning.

What's the most interesting colour your poo has been?

I had the same with the stupid Minion cookies.

"

Were they yellow? What colour did they come out?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

No-one had iron tablets? (Black poo)

A weekend on the Guinness?

Or even a barium meal? (White-ish and sticks to the side of the toilet)

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"St0len some of your kids bright blue slushie/ice cream and forgotten all about it until the next morning when you have a small panic over why your poo is green?

It's certainly one way to wake up in the morning.

What's the most interesting colour your poo has been?

I had the same with the stupid Minion cookies.

Were they yellow? What colour did they come out? "

They were yellow and blue.

If I remember right, then they came out green.

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