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What's worse than having a small penis?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

12 points on your license?

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

Having two small penises?????

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"12 points on your license?"

Ooh

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ah, the body shaming of men, it's okay because it's men.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Having a small mind ?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Your penis being situated on your forehead?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"12 points on your license?"

Kick a man whilst he's down.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better."

Probably dancing with yourself holding your little villy.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better.

Probably dancing with yourself holding your little villy."

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"12 points on your license?

Kick a man whilst he's down."

Right in his micro penis...?

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not knowing you have a small penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being short, tubby, ginger and having a small penis…oh wait, that’s all me

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"12 points on your license?

Kick a man whilst he's down.

Right in his micro penis...?"

Would have to be a good shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok OP don't worry, you have a lovely personality.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"It's ok OP don't worry, you have a lovely personality. "

That's up for discussion.

Actually, hold on, don't answer that. I'm feeling pretty fragile

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"12 points on your license?

Kick a man whilst he's down."

If that's your kink...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to wear a rubber thimble as a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No balls

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"12 points on your license?

Kick a man whilst he's down.

If that's your kink..."

Only when it's you

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Having to wear a rubber thimble as a condom? "

Would come in handy reading erotic novels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says is it in yet?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

But I clicked your profile and now I feel better about myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a cavernous vagina?

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By *tephanie63Woman
over a year ago

BRIDGWATER


"Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better."

Having a big penis and not knowing how to use it is worse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking black and white photos somehow makes my photos look better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better.

Having a big penis and not knowing how to use it is worse.."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having an even smaller hole to put it in??

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Getting nicked for speeding whilst running

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"But I clicked your profile and now I feel better about myself x"

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Thinking black and white photos somehow makes my photos look better."

You should see me in colour

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By *potter123Man
over a year ago

Near

Having small calves....nobody wants them

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By *fdTMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Someone pointing it out that you have a small penis

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Someone pointing it out that you have a small penis "

I blame it on the time of year

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven

Not having one at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a but if a cunt.

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Having a whopper but having a face that looks like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle. Ohh and a brain the size of the on/off button on a cock ring.

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire


"Having two small penises?????

T"

This answer floored me lol

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Having a decent sized one isn't all it's cracked to be. Can do more with a smaller one

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Having a penis for a nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge smelly fanny enough to make a fly spew up,! Has to be worse

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By *avrick180Man
over a year ago

Pontypool

Being single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having a magnifier and tweezers on hand so you can't even get a pee.

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By *alleysBoiMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"Not having a magnifier and tweezers on hand so you can't even get a pee."

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By *TastePurpleWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

[Removed by poster at 19/11/23 01:13:47]

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

When your pecker, is smaller than your bag lol (picture a turkey in your mind).

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

A penis that cums in 5 seconds. True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a small mind ?"

That is definitely worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huge smelly fanny enough to make a fly spew up,! Has to be worse "

Oh god ffs haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having that small penis on your forehead for everyone to see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having one

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Having a surname with the word "cock" in it. Know a lady with the surname "treblecock", I kid you not.

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
over a year ago

around abouts

It's tricky for sure. But not ending anything for sure. I've had more sex with more women than ANY of my friends. It's the effort not the size

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Having a shit personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having no willy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's worse, erm ......

Thinking it's ok to body shame?

Having a shitty attitude?

A big dick becoming ones personality?

Feeding toxic femininity to gain points?

There's a lot of worse things than a small penis. (Shrugs)

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

And your name is Jack Smalls?

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Mines not too small, but I get quite a lot of insults and negative feedback about they way it looks/its shape. I do get positive compliments from time to time but the negative ones far outweigh them. Suppose it’s ok to body shame a guy though

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By *ohnny wasMan
over a year ago

gateshead

cancer

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Mines not too small, but I get quite a lot of insults and negative feedback about they way it looks/its shape. I do get positive compliments from time to time but the negative ones far outweigh them. Suppose it’s ok to body shame a guy though"

Actually its never ok to body shame anyone. At all. Ever.

I'm sorry you have experienced that.

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines not too small, but I get quite a lot of insults and negative feedback about they way it looks/its shape. I do get positive compliments from time to time but the negative ones far outweigh them. Suppose it’s ok to body shame a guy though

Actually its never ok to body shame anyone. At all. Ever.

I'm sorry you have experienced that.

MrsAbz "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stepping on a plug

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By *oconaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Texas

Besides the exorbitant, monthly note and non-existent “fuel economy,” life’s been a row of daisies.

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By *avid4olderMan
over a year ago

North Coast

Loads

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Having a large ego

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