FabSwingers.com forum: Walking wanker

By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

As a single bloke, I like to mingle when attending a club. The prerequisite is not to expect anything to happen and just go with the flow, whether playing happens or not. I have however noticed that a proportion of (primarily single guys) wandering the corridors in towels waiting to pounce, I believe these are called the "walking wanker" I am a bit unnerved by these, what is everyone's thoughts? I do not want to be one of them.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I think they're more commonly known as the wanking dead

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think they're more commonly known as the wanking dead

^^ this. 100%

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By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

"I think they're more commonly known as the wanking dead

My mistake, thanks for the clarification

it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they're more commonly known as the wanking dead

^^ this. 100%

Yep.

And one of a few reasons I won’t go to a club on my own. I don’t want to be seen as one of them guys.

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

I’ve not been to a club yet but I assume it’s quite easy not to become a “wanking dead” if you don’t want to be one.

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By *udandBryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston

We can't stand the wanking dead and they're one reason we don't go to dress down clubs.

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By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

I have no choice but to go alone, it's the only way to meet people in the same mind set. But I can safely say I'm not one of them.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Just being a single guy at a club doesn't make you a wanking dead.

I've met some awesome single men at clubs who've talked to me like an actual person and had some fun.

The cretins that just follow women around with their dicks in their hands are a different breed, and much less pleasant to have around.

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By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

"Just being a single guy at a club doesn't make you a wanking dead.

I've met some awesome single men at clubs who've talked to me like an actual person and had some fun.

The cretins that just follow women around with their dicks in their hands are a different breed, and much less pleasant to have around."

That's a relief, At least I will be better thought of in the long run

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Never been to a club, didn't know this was a thing.

Sounds like some blokes are weird as fuck

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By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

Seriously had no idea myself until I saw it. Put me right off. It was an event night too, but I'm not sure there was much going on except the Dj

. Was like watching a documentary on BBC wildlife

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Just being a single guy at a club doesn't make you a wanking dead.

I've met some awesome single men at clubs who've talked to me like an actual person and had some fun.

The cretins that just follow women around with their dicks in their hands are a different breed, and much less pleasant to have around."

This

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The army of the Wanking Dead are one of the reasons we don't really enjoy clubs

LvM

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By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

"The army of the Wanking Dead are one of the reasons we don't really enjoy clubs

LvM"

It's a shame, how the few can spoil it for the many. I must say I was very disappointed. But on the upside I did get to chat with a few good people.

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By *udandBryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston

Thankfully at certain clubs, men are not allowed to follow or crowd ladies/couples, nor are they allowed entry as a group of more than two. At such clubs most single men are very respectful and we've played with quite a few on our club visits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they're more commonly known as the wanking dead

Definitely a Channel 5 series of the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just being a single guy at a club doesn't make you a wanking dead.

I've met some awesome single men at clubs who've talked to me like an actual person and had some fun.

The cretins that just follow women around with their dicks in their hands are a different breed, and much less pleasant to have around."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no choice but to go alone, it's the only way to meet people in the same mind set. But I can safely say I'm not one of them.

Men pay massive amounts more than women and couples so you can walk round wanking if you want.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"As a single bloke, I like to mingle when attending a club. The prerequisite is not to expect anything to happen and just go with the flow, whether playing happens or not. I have however noticed that a proportion of (primarily single guys) wandering the corridors in towels waiting to pounce, I believe these are called the "walking wanker" I am a bit unnerved by these, what is everyone's thoughts? I do not want to be one of them."

Just don’t get bitten by one and you shouldn’t turn

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I like the alliteration in 'walking wanker' and wholeheartedly endorse any move towards an excellent name change.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

They make polite respectful guys look better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They make polite respectful guys look better."

Exactly… I attended a tv/trans club called sweet weds many moons ago.. I got lots of fun because I acted the exact opposite to the wanking dead .. I spent time talking to people and not following,, simples … so guys don’t knock the WD .. use them to stand out as normal…what ever normal is in this world ..

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

We tend to only go to clubs on couples/single ladies only nights or to nights where the club only allows in a set number of single men.

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By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

Thanks everyone, very informative and entertaining!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's probably easily avoided. Don't walk around in a towel, wanking. Wear shorts or boxers and keep your hands out of your keks when mooching round the club?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Just being a single guy at a club doesn't make you a wanking dead.

I've met some awesome single men at clubs who've talked to me like an actual person and had some fun.

The cretins that just follow women around with their dicks in their hands are a different breed, and much less pleasant to have around."

I would myself in the class you describe, but like everything there are muppets in every type of people.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I don't think I could walk and wank at the same time. I'm a man. We don't multitask.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Why don’t they try and talk with couples or ladies in the bar. It’s not easy but have a go.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Each club has a social area - if I was going to a club by myself I’d stay in that area or the hot tub - I’d be friendly and chat to people and either people might ask you to join them or might come back for you.

I wouldn’t walk around and I wouldn’t stand and watch unless invited to.

Guys who follow you around or walk around wanking aren’t the type of type of people we’d look for. Someone being sociable would work much better!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Lots of people have questionable behaviour in clubs, and while some guys do deserve the ‘wanking dead’ moniker, most solo guys are just wandering around looking for someone to chat with.

But most people avoid them, because they’re a guy on his own, so he must be one of those ‘wanking dead’ geezers, so let’s just ignore him….

So the solo guy continues wandering around, hoping he can get some conversation going with someone, but nobody seems interested, so on he wanders…..

And so it continues…..

But “everyone in clubs is always friendly”, that’s what they all say, right? Not so….

And so the cycle continues….

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

"I think they're more commonly known as the wanking dead

Now that made me giggle.....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's really easy not to be confused with them - just don't don't do what they do.

I very clearly notice single men who are a pleasure to have around in clubs. They are friendly, flirty, cheeky and don't get their hands superglued to their cocks. They stand out

We need single men in clubs and they are liked and respected, as they do the same for us.

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By *utchblood OP Man
over a year ago

Normanton

Lots of people have questionable behaviour in clubs, and while some guys do deserve the ‘wanking dead’ moniker, most solo guys are just wandering around looking for someone to chat with.

But most people avoid them, because they’re a guy on his own, so he must be one of those ‘wanking dead’ geezers, so let’s just ignore him….

So the solo guy continues wandering around, hoping he can get some conversation going with someone, but nobody seems interested, so on he wanders…..

And so it continues…..

But “everyone in clubs is always friendly”, that’s what they all say, right? Not so….

And so the cycle continues….

I have found people in the most part, friendly and I do stick to the social areas, as I want to make a small connection, it makes the play more fun in my opinion. However, on occasion, I get totally ignored, even in my fireman's hot pants!

which can be down heartening. But onwards and upwards eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people have questionable behaviour in clubs, and while some guys do deserve the ‘wanking dead’ moniker, most solo guys are just wandering around looking for someone to chat with.

But most people avoid them, because they’re a guy on his own, so he must be one of those ‘wanking dead’ geezers, so let’s just ignore him….

So the solo guy continues wandering around, hoping he can get some conversation going with someone, but nobody seems interested, so on he wanders…..

And so it continues…..

But “everyone in clubs is always friendly”, that’s what they all say, right? Not so….

And so the cycle continues….

Haha. This is exactly how I imagine it to be.

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"I think they're more commonly known as the wanking dead

100% had some bloke almost wanking off on my shoulder as he watched us starting to play at a club a cpl of wks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was friendly to someone once. Weirdest 5 mins of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't bother me I just ignore them or if they become a pain I give a swift fuck off.

If you don't act like them then I wouldn't worry.

They're known as the wanking dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't bother me I just ignore them or if they become a pain I give a swift fuck off.

If you don't act like them then I wouldn't worry.

They're known as the wanking dead. "

I'm obviously not talking about the guys who actually try to engage . I'm talking about men that follow you just waiting to get playing and there they're swiftly removing their towel tugging away 3 inches from your face.

Not many are like this though on my experience.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Why don’t they try and talk with couples or ladies in the bar. It’s not easy but have a go. "

Talk to them instead.

Start an conversation with them using that opener made famous by royalty:

"Have you come far?"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

We had this experience on Friday. We've been to the same club before and had a great time. This was a greedy girls night and the atmosphere was completely different! I always wear a collar to a club and Mr has my leash. It's a great conversation starter and it's liberating to wear it outside of the house. A guy commented on it and I asked him what he wanted to know, so far so good. He responded "dunno" then sat next to me and put his hand on my leg. Um, no. We ended up retreating to a private room as the atmosphere in the public play areas was making me uncomfortable. And I consider myself an exhibitionist!

Mrs TMN x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Don't worry op. If you act normally and strike up conversation you won't appear to be a walking wanker

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

We have no issues with single men in clubs we have found most of them to be very friendly and outgoing.

The wanking dead are the ones that follow you around staring with their cock in their hand mostly outside the play areas and making no attempt to start a conversation with you.

If your polite and make a effort in the social areas of the club to interact then you definitely won’t be classed as a wanking dead

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"We have no issues with single men in clubs we have found most of them to be very friendly and outgoing.

The wanking dead are the ones that follow you around staring with their cock in their hand mostly outside the play areas and making no attempt to start a conversation with you.

If your polite and make a effort in the social areas of the club to interact then you definitely won’t be classed as a wanking dead

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more a wanker with a personality

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

On bi nights the guys are generally less likely to be part of the wanking dead. I generally find they’ll want to chat with you before any fun is initiated.

Party nights can be more in your face with whipping off towels and offering you ‘the goods’ it’s not always that impressive either.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Are you scared that they’ll bum you OP?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Never been to a club, didn't know this was a thing.

Sounds like some blokes are weird as fuck"

The head of English at my school taught us something useful which I have never forgotten. 'Oneself is never wrong'.

It is a shame that that this phenomenon is not always realised on this site. It could explain a lot of behaviour!

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