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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where's the worst/most embarrassing place you have caught, nay 'smelt' farting?

I once farted in the lift going up to the 21st floor of a block of flats...it was wrong on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

( male half here )

i used to work as a carpet fitter and we were fitting a hall stairs landing and i said to my mate im going to walk up the stairs and try and fart a little bit on each step , he bet me i couldnt so set off and let out a little trump on each step and when i got to the top landing i let out the biggest ripper and raised both arms above my head and said YES , i then turned round to my mate saying thats a tenna you owe me only to see my mate standing at the bottom step with the lady of the house and she asked me if i wanted sugar in my tea ,

my mate was pissin himself

i could of died lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"( male half here )

i used to work as a carpet fitter and we were fitting a hall stairs landing and i said to my mate im going to walk up the stairs and try and fart a little bit on each step , he bet me i couldnt so set off and let out a little trump on each step and when i got to the top landing i let out the biggest ripper and raised both arms above my head and said YES , i then turned round to my mate saying thats a tenna you owe me only to see my mate standing at the bottom step with the lady of the house and she asked me if i wanted sugar in my tea ,

my mate was pissin himself

i could of died lol "

That is f'kin hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid I let out the most loudest fart which was amplified by being on a hard floor. It happened during story time so everybody was silent. All the kids burst into laughter. Luckily I didn't get the blame. A boy who was a notorious farter did. Phew.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I was walkin in the bank my mate was followin me, I started coughin and did a moterbike fart. She was nearly sick. We stood in the que cryin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago back in the days of flying board rubbers I was in a chemistry lab sat on a wooden stool the room was silent until I let the loudest vibrating fart out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was delivering mail to some indoor flats and knocked on this door with a signed for packet, they were not in and as I wrote a docket I let a out a lovely juicy fart.

Pooh! It was horrible so I rushed the docket writing but as I was about to put the card through the door the bloody owner answered it .

I was gagging in a miasma of pong as this elderly guy slowly write his signature and cheerfully wished me a Good Morning.

I fled green faced .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate dropped his guts once in Game, the worst bit was that it followed him as he went round the shop.

I had to bail out on him once for the smell, and for the fact that I couldn't keep a straight face.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

We were using the self checkouts and something wouldn't go through properly so the assistant came over.

Just as she came over the OH said I will see you outside and left me to it.

When I got outside I said "my god that woman must have farted as she stunk" and he said that it was him who did it and why he had left before the smell turned up !!

The woman must have been thinking it was me

Needless to say, he didn't get any dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrD doesn't seem to care were he farts, he even farted once in the office of the marriage registrar, he just said to the lady "oops sorry I have just trumped but it shouldn't smell" then giggled openly, needless to say it stank and the lady had to leave the room for a while, he thought it was really funny. I was so embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never farted in public, we was bought up to believe it was wrong to fart infront of people and as a child was made to leave the room and go somewhere private if we needed to do it or we would be in trouble, i was married for 10 years and my hubby never heard me fart and my kids have never heard me do it either, im a master at holding it in now days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never farted in public, we was bought up to believe it was wrong to fart infront of people and as a child was made to leave the room and go somewhere private if we needed to do it or we would be in trouble, i was married for 10 years and my hubby never heard me fart and my kids have never heard me do it either, im a master at holding it in now days "

they must really stink when u finally let go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never farted in public, we was bought up to believe it was wrong to fart infront of people and as a child was made to leave the room and go somewhere private if we needed to do it or we would be in trouble, i was married for 10 years and my hubby never heard me fart and my kids have never heard me do it either, im a master at holding it in now days

they must really stink when u finally let go"

course they do im a vegaterian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive done it on the bus. I think i was under the illusion that because i had my earphones in and couldnt hear that no one elsr could either. Some of the looks i got disproved my theory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just dont care i work with a women who just farts all the time and smells horrible and never says pardon dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i farted at the alter right before the preacher said u may kiss the bride. gotta love chinese food

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

My party trick at work was to drop something on the floor, then as someone picked it up, I would say thanks and fart on their head

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