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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Everyone from sleeping when im awake. I shall force you all into my sleep pattern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooo can you hun cos Im awake all night and everyone else (even the cat) is sleeping forcing me to watch rubbish telly

Shona

x x x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"ooooo can you hun cos Im awake all night and everyone else (even the cat) is sleeping forcing me to watch rubbish telly

Shona

x x x "

lol i was watching the jeremykyle show and one woman was so ugly she scared me had to come downstairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOO!!! off to bed you two and sleeeeep sleeeeeep you are feeling very sleeeeepy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww its off now and I could have done with a laugh - at them of course

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!!! off to bed you two and sleeeeep sleeeeeep you are feeling very sleeeeepy xxx "

I am resisting you Laine hun cos I had a wee sleep earlier so wiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeee awake now

Who wants to see how fast I can get the cat to scratch a sleeping hubby???

Shona

x x x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"BOO!!! off to bed you two and sleeeeep sleeeeeep you are feeling very sleeeeepy xxx "

Dont do that you scared me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!!! off to bed you two and sleeeeep sleeeeeep you are feeling very sleeeeepy xxx

Dont do that you scared me lol "

but did Laine scare you as much as the scary mary on jk??

Shona

x x x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"BOO!!! off to bed you two and sleeeeep sleeeeeep you are feeling very sleeeeepy xxx

Dont do that you scared me lol

but did Laine scare you as much as the scary mary on jk??

Shona

x x x "

lol no, no one could scare me that much, well one or two maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I never saw it then

Mind you I would have woken the kids with laughing cos some just never think about why they need to go on them shows do they??

Shona

x x x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its repeated in the middle of the night so of cause being awake i tend to watch it but people never seize to amaze me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperately trying to go to sleep the other day - I had been awake for over 24 hours!! I watched what has to be the worst one ever

The guy thought the woman had to have been having affairs cos she liked to look at porn on her phone?!?!?!

By that reconing my hubby and I have had millions of affairs!!!

Ohh and the stupid guy was all for her taking a lie detector but when he failed and she passed the test was all faked and everyone was out to get him

Didnt work tho I spent that long laughing it him I thought I was going to pass out cos I couldnt breathe never mind sleep

Shona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just think, in a few hours my new sky dish gets fitted and I shall be able to watch such classics as JK again after months of no telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh Laine hun I wish my sky dish fell off the wall save me a small fortune every month!!

I have all them channels and all I watch is Bones and 24 I have to wrestle the doofer out hubbys hands cos if not its wall to wall sports or the kids with the blasted disney channel

Ohh now I remember why I sleep during the day so I get peace and quiet

Shona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now you can guess why I never replaced it in the summer.... has been lovely having no telly and it has forced titch to only watch what he wanted, instead of wall to wall shite lol.... (we watched selected telly on our laptops)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the summer (well the 4 days of warm weather we had lol) I unplugged the tvs and told the kids we had run out of leccy so they had to go out and play

What they never worked out was how the water for the paddling pool was warm when the boiler needs leccy to work!!!

Or how I managed to wash their cossies with no leccy

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over the summer (well the 4 days of warm weather we had lol) I unplugged the tvs and told the kids we had run out of leccy so they had to go out and play

What they never worked out was how the water for the paddling pool was warm when the boiler needs leccy to work!!!

Or how I managed to wash their cossies with no leccy

Shona

x x x "

LMAO! mine was a champion at unplugging things, he seemed to think fridges and freezers would work without leccy as he took out plugs to play wii etc in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LMAO! mine was a champion at unplugging things, he seemed to think fridges and freezers would work without leccy as he took out plugs to play wii etc in the kitchen "

That reminds me of something I was told about hubby when we first got together!!

He was housesitting his brothers flat and the fuse for the kitchen sockets went but he never noticed - typical teenager he ate from the local take away

Said brother got home hubby went back to his house and 2 hours later phone call from hell shouting about how daft hubby was for not noticing that the freezer was leaking water out the door all food was wasted and they had just filled it up before going away

£100 worth of food ruined

Even now I still remind him of that ohh and the time he changed the locks when I was in Corfu!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son didn't just defrost two fridges and freezers once... he did it twice! I now have a new fridge freezer and a ban on the wii in the kitchen!

what happened with the locks?... you know I won't sleep now till you tell me! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby and I had only just moved in together and I was booked to go to Corfu with my family and my eldest for 2 weeks.

This was before mobiles worked abroad so I had to phone him from a local hotel, first call everything was great he even remembered to get up in time for work!!!!

Second call half way thru the first week not so good!!

Went something like this:

Me – hi hun how you

Him – Works great family great but you have to phone me when you get back

Me thinking well you didnt think I was going to drag my suitcase up 9 flights of stairs with a sleepy 2 year old did you say – was going to why??

Him – I had to change the locks on the front door

Me – WHAT THE HELL FOR

Him – I took rubbish out and the door slammed behind me

Im now thinking that I explained all he had to do when that happened was give the door a good hard kick just to the side of the top lock and the door opened again said – at the risk of repeating myself WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU CHANGED THE LOCKS FOR

Anyway got back into Glasgow airport waiting for cases (father off to phone curtesy bus to come get us) cases havent even been removed from plane I call him

5 mins later I call him

5 mins later call again

5 mins later call again this went on for 4 hours til we got back to my flat and he was livid

Now he always checks he has the keys before taking rubbish out!!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to bed now, will have to be up in two hours nn lovelies xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night night hun sleep well I hope

Shona

x x x

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