FabSwingers.com forum: Why are so many on here.. ?

By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Have you nothing better to do with your time?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

I've got a dick that needs feeding

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

I have a kink for unread messages.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

I've got a cunt that needs filling.

*I'm playing it right aren't I?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

I've got a cunt that needs filling.

*I'm playing it right aren't I?"

You copied me you copy cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

Actually no.

I’m in bed ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate 80kg of chocolate and can't get off the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hungry

What do you need feeding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s better than titillation

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Clearly you don’t !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

It's called work hours

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

Hello

My name is Lassie-fair and I’m a forumaholic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s better than titillation "

Dicktating? Also.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm just nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

"Working" really hard from home..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

I have a kink for unread messages."

Loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

I have a kink for unread messages."

Touche sir touche

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

Hello

My name is Lassie-fair and I’m a forumaholic. "

Lassie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

"Working" really hard from home.."

And these big corporate bosses say productivity has gone down since WFH came into play !!!

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

I run two businesses, mostly from my phone. This fits right in with my lifestyle.

And...Fab is cheaper & easier than chatting em up in a club LOL

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

Nope. Where else can I look at old men with fit bodies and fit cocks and my personal beard kink without actually having to take one home and own him. Lol!

It's my version of a petting zoo and a pet shop...without the responsibility of ownership....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

multi tasking reduces me wanting to bang my head against a brick wall while doing admin

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I run two businesses, mostly from my phone. This fits right in with my lifestyle.

And...Fab is cheaper & easier than chatting em up in a club LOL"

Just discovered with my therapist this morning that my brain is anti-phone and I have to go outside otherwise I'm understimulated. Lol!

I'm on my laptop..the phone is....somewhere in my flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I run two businesses, mostly from my phone. This fits right in with my lifestyle.

And...Fab is cheaper & easier than chatting em up in a club LOL

Just discovered with my therapist this morning that my brain is anti-phone and I have to go outside otherwise I'm understimulated. Lol!

I'm on my laptop..the phone is....somewhere in my flat."

What's anti phone mean?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Clearly you don’t !!"

Might be retired.... My retired parents get up to all sort that I don't have time or energy for.

Mother attends multiple churches.

Father watches porn and Nollywood.

They both complain to me about the other...like what do you expect me to do about it? This is not my current responsibility... I hope I never have power of attorney for those two...

It would be worse if they were swingers. Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I run two businesses, mostly from my phone. This fits right in with my lifestyle.

And...Fab is cheaper & easier than chatting em up in a club LOL

Just discovered with my therapist this morning that my brain is anti-phone and I have to go outside otherwise I'm understimulated. Lol!

I'm on my laptop..the phone is....somewhere in my flat.

What's anti phone mean?"

My brain has developed a peculiar aversion to my mobile phone. It's a sensory/neurological thing.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

"Working" really hard from home..

And these big corporate bosses say productivity has gone down since WFH came into play !!!"

they won't fire them though....cause you know then they will have to go on universal credit that corporate bosses taxes pay for. Lol!

No one wants to work...and when they do work they don't work hard enough to earn me my big fat obscene cheque.

Maverick opts out. works but not hard enough to induce a mental health crisis...mental health beds are 10k a night..... It actually is cheaper to have a healthy workforce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day off

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Im in bed sick, so need cheering up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day off

Wuu2?

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

It's Friday and I'm not at work!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

I've got a cunt that needs filling.

*I'm playing it right aren't I?"

That's the spirit... Throw some more chum in the waters

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

It’s Friday. I’m finishing at 1530. I’m on leave after that for a week.

In no way am I feeling productive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in bed sick, so need cheering up"

Me too. *hi5….wait

*dissinfects hand

*hi5!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

Hello

My name is Lassie-fair and I’m a forumaholic.

Lassie ?"

The famous Indian milk drink?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Im in bed sick, so need cheering up

Me too. *hi5….wait

*dissinfects hand

*hi5!!! "

Thanks

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

oh my god

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

oh my god

We have a volunteer!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

oh my god

We have a volunteer!!!

I thought you were going to do it. I certainly am not!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

oh my god

We have a volunteer!!!

I thought you were going to do it. I certainly am not!"

I didn’t say the dick was in my hand…. Ewwww

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "
none of them have thats why theyre here

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

oh my god

Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? none of them have thats why theyre here

This is a better use of my time. carefully selected and put into my timetable as relax, rest, connect, play and creativity.

Unlike other adults, I'm allowed this because my brain likes to malfunction otherwise....

aka no sexual interaction leads to low libido and general apathy about life. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

Sex is effort and there's no hot guys to do it with.

So, no, I have nothing better to do.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cos I’m meant to be working

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Im sat in bowl of custard…. Dick in one hand… sky remote in the other…… wait a minute… Ive had an original dick pic idea!!

oh my god

We have a volunteer!!!

I thought you were going to do it. I certainly am not!

I didn’t say the dick was in my hand…. Ewwww

Sorry my brain is at 50% battery...

is the dick in question a penis..your penis or the dessert that is spotted that most people have with custard.

I haven't watched a real tv in nearly a decade.

Either way is this an offer of dicks and sky tv?...I think the young'uns call it Netflix and chill.

I could do with both types of dick right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many threads!! I'm on a conference call

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

When Mr. Realitybites posts a rare thread on here, I stop the Press, put a hold on my Fab Apparatus, set my Inbøx to quiescent mode, prick up my ears and listen with intent and without prejudice.

I like this jolly good fellow.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"When Mr. Realitybites posts a rare thread on here, I stop the Press, put a hold on my Fab Apparatus, set my Inbøx to quiescent mode, prick up my ears and listen with intent and without prejudice.

I like this jolly good fellow.

I hope it's not a sleeper hold on your fab apparatus?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

Sex is effort and there's no hot guys to do it with.

So, no, I have nothing better to do. "

Sad...I see hot guys a lot in London...not all over 5'll though....still quite a few I'd like to climb....except I see them when I'm mostly at work. Lol! It's a bit cringe to be hitting on customers. Lol! Especially if their girlfriend is right next to them and I have to ask them for proof that they are over 25.Lol!

Much safer on here where I can see people's age and their girlfriends are swingers.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"When Mr. Realitybites posts a rare thread on here, I stop the Press, put a hold on my Fab Apparatus, set my Inbøx to quiescent mode, prick up my ears and listen with intent and without prejudice.

I like this jolly good fellow.

I've missed you Darling, Lord Nero.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

I've got a cunt that needs filling.

*I'm playing it right aren't I?"

Yes you definitely are

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

Im just a sucker for clickbait thread titles

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"When Mr. Realitybites posts a rare thread on here, I stop the Press, put a hold on my Fab Apparatus, set my Inbøx to quiescent mode, prick up my ears and listen with intent and without prejudice.

I like this jolly good fellow.

I've missed you Darling, Lord Nero."

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I've missed ewe ² my little lamb.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

It would appear I have become numb to the drivel in my inbox and the lack of people I want to meet.

I come here because these people actually say more than WUU2 and the like.

Also sometimes people are funny

Em x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

No. Plus I'm a perve

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time? "

Only work, and that is not as much fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you nothing better to do with your time?

"Working" really hard from home..

And these big corporate bosses say productivity has gone down since WFH came into play !!!"

Very true, but job satisfaction has gone through the roof!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Nope

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

See

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