FabSwingers.com forum: Perfection…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys - What’s the perfect size boobs?

Women - what’s the perfect size cock?

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Bonus game if you want to play? -( I’m winging this as I’ve only just thought of it) We know averages and statements like bigger than or about this size etc, so let’s be a little more specific.

AAAANND then get your tape measures at the ready, or read your bra lable and see if you match up with anyone here.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The perfect boob size is whatever is presently at my eye level at the time…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The perfect boob size is whatever is presently at my eye level at the time…

Reminds me of that question. -

There’s a job going and two women apply for it.

One is qualified academically with high grades.

One has a years experience doing the job already. Who gets the job?

- the one with the big tits!

*it’s an old joke, I know.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Whatever you were blessed with is absolutely perfect to me. In saying that, if you feel like increasing or decreasing for whatever reason and are happy with your new boobs, then that's perfect too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that fits between my boobies... So it'll have to be mahoosive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 inches and thiccckkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want some girth thats it I'm happy

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine.

His.

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine.

His.

Done

I like people keeping things simple. Haha

You do have a lovely chest.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?"

No rule breaking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?"

Yeh, do it.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

This will sound biased but C has the perfect boobs…size, shape - they look incredible in dresses and naked.

But boobs are fantastic in whatever shape and size they come in.

And obviously I’ve got the perfect cock size

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

No rule breaking."

Fuck it, I'm being a maverick. A very polite maverick who asks for permission but, you know, the intent is there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

No rule breaking.

Fuck it, I'm being a maverick. A very polite maverick who asks for permission but, you know, the intent is there. "

No bloody point in having rules in the first place.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Mine.

His.

Done

You are both pretty gorgeous, so yeah, agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

No rule breaking.

Fuck it, I'm being a maverick. A very polite maverick who asks for permission but, you know, the intent is there.

No bloody point in having rules in the first place."

I mean, does anyone ever stick to rules in here anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

No rule breaking.

Fuck it, I'm being a maverick. A very polite maverick who asks for permission but, you know, the intent is there.

No bloody point in having rules in the first place.

I mean, does anyone ever stick to rules in here anyway?

Yes, we're not hippies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

No rule breaking.

Fuck it, I'm being a maverick. A very polite maverick who asks for permission but, you know, the intent is there.

No bloody point in having rules in the first place.

I mean, does anyone ever stick to rules in here anyway?

Yes, we're not hippies."

* woody puts his acoustic guitar away….

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

Yeh, do it.

Boob size - I'm not fussed. Really, I'm not. I don't have an ideal size. Responsive?

Maybe I have low standards.

Cock size... no.

I'm really happy I could share this with you Op.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Person sized!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"42"

Inches?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Person sized! "

I’m 5’8. This big?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Guys - What’s the perfect size boobs? "

Depends who I'm talking to at the time

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I like big boobs.

Cocks I’m not that bothered about size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8inches +

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

Yeh, do it.

Boob size - I'm not fussed. Really, I'm not. I don't have an ideal size. Responsive?

Maybe I have low standards.

Cock size... no.

I'm really happy I could share this with you Op.

Cannot believe you broke the only rule for this.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oooh I’m not sure. I need to road test a few more if that’s ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what happens if you like women and men? Can I reply to both questions with something suitably vague and generic but well meaning?

Yeh, do it.

Boob size - I'm not fussed. Really, I'm not. I don't have an ideal size. Responsive?

Maybe I have low standards.

Cock size... no.

I'm really happy I could share this with you Op.

…. I have nothing!!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A good handful would be a great start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it’s not the size of the boob

I prefer the sensitivity

If it’s hot wired to her pussyfoot then it’s immense

If it’s dead there’s no point playing she will just yawn

As for cock I like 6 inch not too thick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good handful would be a great start

That’s how I order my poppadoms at the Indian restaurant

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Perfect cock size is 6.78cm

Boob size 38F..or E or DD..maybe 40G or 36F..bit unsure on that one to be honest

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Cup sizes and numbers baffle me , I just like boobs in general lol

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

For me? The bigger, the better.

Am currently looking for a Kcup or above

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Boobs - I like them all, boobs are just fabulous no matter the size.

Cocks - prefer a curve, a bit of girth and neither too long or short

however, that doesn't mean I haven't enjoyed other varieties. Not really a deciding factor for me

MrsAbz

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The perfect size are the ones that are in my hands/ mouth/ jiggling in my face while she bounces on my cock

LvM

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d need to compare cock sizes in person. Feel how hefty they are in the hand. How moist their tip gets when aroused. How engorged they look.

It’s not an easy question to answer dammit!

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

"I’d need to compare cock sizes in person. Feel how hefty they are in the hand. How moist their tip gets when aroused. How engorged they look.

It’s not an easy question to answer dammit! "

Should we stand it a line for inspection

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

one that fits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d need to compare cock sizes in person. Feel how hefty they are in the hand. How moist their tip gets when aroused. How engorged they look.

It’s not an easy question to answer dammit!

Should we stand it a line for inspection

Haha.

Don’t worry, I’ll get Luna a chair.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Guys - What’s the perfect size boobs?

Women - what’s the perfect size cock?

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Bonus game if you want to play? -( I’m winging this as I’ve only just thought of it) We know averages and statements like bigger than or about this size etc, so let’s be a little more specific.

AAAANND then get your tape measures at the ready, or read your bra lable and see if you match up with anyone here.

What about you OP? Whats your preference?

MrsAbz

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"7 inches and thiccckkk

My Girth looses me Down

according to what you wrote then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 inches but not super girthy.. any matches?

But also, boobs are boobs, they're all great regardless of size! That said, I can't help myself around bigger ones

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Men have absolutely no idea about boob size, so you'll not get an answer for that lol

Dick size.... I'd say 6.5" length, average girth.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

1. A handful.

2. A mouthful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. A handful.

2. A mouthful

That works either way doesn’t it!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"1. A handful.

2. A mouthful

That works either way doesn’t it!!! "

It does…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men have absolutely no idea about boob size, so you'll not get an answer for that lol

Dick size.... I'd say 6.5" length, average girth."

I was going to answer above a C cup.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Men have absolutely no idea about boob size, so you'll not get an answer for that lol

Dick size.... I'd say 6.5" length, average girth.

I was going to answer above a C cup.

Which back size though? Because a 32D would be very different from a 42D

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Girth is more important than length... I've been with some guys with huge cocks that reminded me of a noodle lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men have absolutely no idea about boob size, so you'll not get an answer for that lol

Dick size.... I'd say 6.5" length, average girth.

I was going to answer above a C cup.

Which back size though? Because a 32D would be very different from a 42D"

Yes. I’m going to leave my final answer as yes…

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

7” is a perfect for me

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By *maxMan
over a year ago

london

Small and perky! Or proper melons the size of your head

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Men have absolutely no idea about boob size, so you'll not get an answer for that lol

Dick size.... I'd say 6.5" length, average girth.

I was going to answer above a C cup.

Which back size though? Because a 32D would be very different from a 42D

Yes. I’m going to leave my final answer as yes…

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

7 inches max and not very thick.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

The perfect boobs are coming with a nice enough personality and a nice round (full moon) arse.

"Nothing else matters"

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