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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yes ... It was a cow with fake horns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you tell if they're fake or and imposter?

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

Went into the field the other day and a bull let me go past. I have seen withnail and I and I expected a show down and to be told to run at it, and to show no fear. It did not react at all as I was led to believe therefore I can only assume it was infact a fake bull. As for men who like to shag other men's wives, not sure what would make for a real one or fake

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter... "
I blame 50 shades of grey ..We don’t meet anyone that describes themselves as bulls or doms etc it’s just not our thing but we have heard stories about people claiming to be and in reality their the total opposite..

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’d steer clear of them.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

The phrases make me laugh. Anyone who describes themselves as a Bull has daddy issues

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"How can you tell if they're fake or and imposter?"

Normally underneath answers that question

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

I hadn’t herd this was a big problem…..

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.

Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.

So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.

If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).

He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.

The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.

Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I hadn’t herd this was a big problem….. "

Pat on the back, Sir

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By *ayd100Man
over a year ago

clitheroe

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By *ayd100Man
over a year ago

clitheroe

Man with the rubber glove sounds interesting

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

We thought we had met a bull but it was the wrong one, it should have been the udder one x

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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago

Northwest

I used to service a couple that used to come to mine quite often she used to love watch her hubby suck me get me hard before I tended to her needs while he watched is this the meaning of a bull I don't know but it was awesome

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.

Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.

So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.

If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).

He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.

The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.

Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull?"

Do you know how much those bulls are worry

Living a life of luxury for their jizz they are. Think the bull is having a deal of it versus the cow

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter... "
no nose ring you mean and didn't try to charge a red christmas jumper?

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex


"I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.

Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.

So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.

If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).

He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.

The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.

Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull?

Do you know how much those bulls are worry

Living a life of luxury for their jizz they are. Think the bull is having a deal of it versus the cow "

We’ll them bulls yes but most male calves don’t have it so good.

They are no good for dairy, so they are used for veal, which I do not have an issue with as long as it is ethically treated and housed. Or they have there nuts cut off so they can pile on the muscle as a steer for the beef industry.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.

Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.

So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.

If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).

He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.

The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.

Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull?

Do you know how much those bulls are worry

Living a life of luxury for their jizz they are. Think the bull is having a deal of it versus the cow

We’ll them bulls yes but most male calves don’t have it so good.

They are no good for dairy, so they are used for veal, which I do not have an issue with as long as it is ethically treated and housed. Or they have there nuts cut off so they can pile on the muscle as a steer for the beef industry.

"

Farmers daughter, still rather be a male bovine. The energy required for a diary cow to produce milk is the same as a human running a marathon daily

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By *achel_paulCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter... "

Too many times

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By *achel_paulCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"How can you tell if they're fake or and imposter?"

Take a look at their cock

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah the cunt couldn’t even play darts. I was lied to and if I’m honest it still hurts.

The mr

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Like ordering Dennis Rodman on wish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wanted some bull sperm I would buy an energy drink

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

.....a man outstanding in his field.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I used to service a couple that used to come to mine quite often she used to love watch her hubby suck me get me hard before I tended to her needs while he watched is this the meaning of a bull I don't know but it was awesome "

This is what a bull is all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....a man outstanding in his field."

I thought that was a scarecrow

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter... "

I used to ride the mechanical bull at Saddle Ranch on Sunset in Hollywood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to service a couple that used to come to mine quite often she used to love watch her hubby suck me get me hard before I tended to her needs while he watched is this the meaning of a bull I don't know but it was awesome

This is what a bull is all about "

He could be fake. Just saying. How would you know?

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By *erald 1999Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

I know someone who's past an exam at insemination of cattle , does that count as proof of being genuine? Lol

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter...

I used to ride the mechanical bull at Saddle Ranch on Sunset in Hollywood "

Yeah, but still, the operator was a right cow....

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

You can cross our field for free - but the Bull charges !!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Has anyone met a bull who failed to deliver ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the program bullseye.. they used to give the losers a fake bully

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Has anyone met a bull who failed to deliver ?"

Did they work for Royal Mail?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Has anyone met a bull who failed to deliver ?

Did they work for Royal Mail?"

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Has anyone met a bull who failed to deliver ?

Did they work for Royal Mail?

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Please don't encourage

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I met a Micheal Jordan impersonator once

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By *omRachCouple
over a year ago

Wirral


"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter... "

We have encountered a couple wo were all talk and no trousers yes.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

St Austell


"How can you tell if they're fake or and imposter?

Take a look at their cock"

Pull the udder one! X

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Did I ever tell you the one about the young bill and the old bull?

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

We met a guy who had dozens of great verifications but he was anything but a stud or a bull.

Afterwards we actually messaged a few of his "conquests" asking about the verification they left and pretty much all said they were just being polite!! Wtf

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Being polite lol

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By *achel_paulCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We met a guy who had dozens of great verifications but he was anything but a stud or a bull.

Afterwards we actually messaged a few of his "conquests" asking about the verification they left and pretty much all said they were just being polite!! Wtf

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Yes I do wonder how much of that goes on here.

We have had guys chasing us to verify them after a simple social meet, even when we have turned them down.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you


"We met a guy who had dozens of great verifications but he was anything but a stud or a bull.

Afterwards we actually messaged a few of his "conquests" asking about the verification they left and pretty much all said they were just being polite!! Wtf

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We left a verification at the time simply stating nice friendly guy

He knew we were pissed off.

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