FabSwingers.com forum: Hippos to be Sterilised

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Hippos have escaped into the wild in Colombia from the estate of the famous cartel owner Pavlova Escabor. They have bred so much that Columbian Hippo experts are calling them a dangerous invasive species and they are to be sterilised and shot by expert snipers. Now we all know that hippos are one of the most dangerous on the planet. Could they just herd them back onto the estate and repair the fence.

What's going on her guys. It's all over the news

By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

I have never heard of pavlava Escobar but I believe he must have made his fortune selling sugar to make pavlovas and then did not know what to spend it on so he imported hippos and said hippos created more. With the war on obesity I assume he lost his fortune as pavlovas are high sugar and the hippos escaped

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Hippos have escaped into the wild in Colombia from the estate of the famous cartel owner Pavlova Escabor. They have bred so much that Columbian Hippo experts are calling them a dangerous invasive species and they are to be sterilised and shot by expert snipers. Now we all know that hippos are one of the most dangerous on the planet. Could they just herd them back onto the estate and repair the fence.

What's going on her guys. It's all over the news"

I heard that Pavlova Escabor got his just dessert

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How often can you be talking about pavlova to have autocorrect enforce it? This has to be the first time I've ever typed it on my phone.

By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

If a hippo decides it's not moving that's it. Game over.

These animals are dangerous yet I find them fascinating.

Instead of shooting them I hope a solution can be found