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Here’s 10p, go ring your Mum and tell her you won’t be home this evening ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. and other classic retro chat up lines.

Hit us with your faves from your heyday .. what was the sure-fire winner you used, or the ones that always used to spectacularly fail?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hand them a handkerchief and ask “does this smell of chloroform”

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Stop looking, you found me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Is it 10p to make a call from telephone box?

Actually are there still public phone boxes?

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering


"Is it 10p to make a call from telephone box?

Actually are there still public phone boxes?

"

Im so old i remember when i could have made the call and still have change for a bag of chips (wrapped in news paper) on the way home .

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

You saw me last night didn’t you? Uh? I’m the man of your dreams.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Uh? Fertilised.

Stop looking you’ve pulled now get your bag.

Arranging a blind date, when she asks. What do you look like? Well do you know Brad Pitt? Yeaaaah well nothing fucking like him.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Is it 10p to make a call from telephone box?

Actually are there still public phone boxes?

"

Not anymore, but there are still a few BT boxes around.. Mostly littered with phone sex numbers o-

But alas, I see Santa finally has given me what I've always wanted. Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it 10p to make a call from telephone box?

Actually are there still public phone boxes?

"

It’s a retro chat up line thread from our heyday .. tbf in my case I should have said 2p it’s been that long since my peak

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Get your coat you've pulled

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Is that a mirror in your pant ? Cause I can see myself in them , 0% of the time it worked everytime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to come and see my puppies

Fuck yeah

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I don’t know, but it breaks the ice.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city


"Do you want to come and see my puppies

Fuck yeah "

Hell yeah I want to see them

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