FabSwingers.com forum: Question for ladies

By *ireblade320ii OP Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

I have a female friend who pops on fab every day to look at the updated statuses but says nothing on fab turns her on? I'm curious to know if there's anyone else here feeling the same?.

Seems odd to me?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Words on a screen do nothing for me, same with pics to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy the hunt, feel like a hunter gatherer. Once you've seen 1500 pairs of tits and fanny's gets pretty samey

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Have you seen the status updates men post?

Guaranteed most women aren't interested in emptying loads... Wetl do enough of that with the laundry.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Looking for a curvy big titted girl for discreet fun it's ok if your married"

I mean... That's pretty standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Looking for a curvy big titted girl for discreet fun it's ok if your married"

I mean... That's pretty standard

Hey I can point you to plenty of female profiles who are married and state it in their profile, don't bash all men lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

""Looking for a curvy big titted girl for discreet fun it's ok if your married"

I mean... That's pretty standard

Hey I can point you to plenty of female profiles who are married and state it in their profile, don't bash all men lol"

I'm not bashing all men... That's just an example of what we see on a daily basis. I mean... Is that actually likely to work?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Tell your friend that a Fab Status is the last place a libidinous lady would go to get turned on.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Tell your friend that a Fab Status is the last place a libidinous lady would go to get turned on."

I thought of you earlier... I found an amazing new word to use. Insalubrious! I felt very clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Looking for a curvy big titted girl for discreet fun it's ok if your married"

I mean... That's pretty standard

Hey I can point you to plenty of female profiles who are married and state it in their profile, don't bash all men lol

I'm not bashing all men... That's just an example of what we see on a daily basis. I mean... Is that actually likely to work?"

It might work for some who know lol not somthing I'd put tbh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yeah the statuses here make me as wet as the Sahara. Parties, substances, whining.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

""Looking for a curvy big titted girl for discreet fun it's ok if your married"

I mean... That's pretty standard

Hey I can point you to plenty of female profiles who are married and state it in their profile, don't bash all men lol

I'm not bashing all men... That's just an example of what we see on a daily basis. I mean... Is that actually likely to work?

It might work for some who know lol not somthing I'd put tbh "

Well, your not all men then are you darling?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

*you're

Before anyone berates me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""Looking for a curvy big titted girl for discreet fun it's ok if your married"

I mean... That's pretty standard

Hey I can point you to plenty of female profiles who are married and state it in their profile, don't bash all men lol

I'm not bashing all men... That's just an example of what we see on a daily basis. I mean... Is that actually likely to work?

It might work for some who know lol not somthing I'd put tbh

Well, you're not all men then are you darling?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Looking for a curvy big titted girl for discreet fun it's ok if your married"

I mean... That's pretty standard

Hey I can point you to plenty of female profiles who are married and state it in their profile, don't bash all men lol

I'm not bashing all men... That's just an example of what we see on a daily basis. I mean... Is that actually likely to work?

It might work for some who know lol not somthing I'd put tbh

Well, your not all men then are you darling?"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a female friend who pops on fab every day to look at the updated statuses but says nothing on fab turns her on? I'm curious to know if there's anyone else here feeling the same?.

Seems odd to me?"

Why is that odd?

I'm only ever turned on here by a very good fantasy/story in the forum. But I don't look at those often and nothing else here does anything for me in that way.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't come to fab to be turned on. I have actual people for that

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

This ... ^ And her ... ^ But mostly this... ^

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Tell your friend that a Fab Status is the last place a libidinous lady would go to get turned on.

I thought of you earlier... I found an amazing new word to use. Insalubrious! I felt very clever."

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Are there any salubrious tea rooms in the Mouth of Ports?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Have you seen the status updates men post?

Guaranteed most women aren't interested in emptying loads... Wetl do enough of that with the laundry. "

I used to call it "loading the dishwasher"

(My ex used to really fucking hate it when I referred to her as "the dishwasher").

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

It is getting worse ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just says I’m forum surfing cos..well…I am. What should it say? I’m not sure I pay any attention to status updates if I’m honest. Profile text is my go to place, then pics. Unless I stumble across a good forum post then I take a wee butchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab doesn’t and never will turn me on, people do and it takes me ages to get to that point talking to someone, because I’m shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab doesn’t and never will turn me on, people do and it takes me ages to get to that point talking to someone, because I’m shy. "

Sorry, it was a question for the ladies

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet at clubs and then use this to stay in touch with them and other friends. I also like chat and the forums but I can't be bothered to use fab to actually arrange private meets anymore. My time is limited and coming across people in clubs is much easier and I can get all the info I need without having to arrange socials etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread turns me on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with their bits out.

Guys complaining.

Women complaining.

Guys simping over anything with a pulse.

Women giving the

to anyone and everyone to appear popular.

Huh, I'm surprised nothing turns her on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with their bits out.

Guys complaining.

Women complaining.

Guys simping over anything with a pulse.

Women giving the

to anyone and everyone to appear popular.

Huh, I'm surprised nothing turns her on...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You turn me on,…..

you lift me up

And like the sweetest cup I'd share with you.

You lift me up, don't you ever stop, I'm here with you.

Now it's all or nothing!

Cause you say you'll follow through.

You follow me, and I follow you …

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Like others have said I have never been turned on by anything on fab.

Pics of random people on the internet?

I can find those anywhere and they do nothing for me.

It's the people behind the words and pics that have the power to do that and that only kicks in after I've met them and been chasing to them for quite a while.

I log in every day and just look at the forums. I don't use any other part of the site so there's nothing unusual about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a female friend who pops on fab every day to look at the updated statuses but says nothing on fab turns her on? I'm curious to know if there's anyone else here feeling the same?.

Seems odd to me?"

Mostly it's a massive turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cock blind at this point so nothing turns me on. It's all about finding the people who have the ability to turn you on in person.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have a female friend who pops on fab every day to look at the updated statuses but says nothing on fab turns her on? I'm curious to know if there's anyone else here feeling the same?.

Seems odd to me?"

I'm with her, nothing on here turns me on, I need more than a shitty taken cock pic.

Mrs

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Like most women have said, it doesn't turn you on lol. I use the forums and chat to those I know /like.

My updates are at min "need draining", "why does nobody talk here", "looking for a fem to join me and my v bi FB".

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I've just seen a status saying "Anyone giving their throat" I'm sure there will be a queue for it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Like most women have said, it doesn't turn you on lol. I use the forums and chat to those I know /like.

My updates are at min "need draining", "why does nobody talk here", "looking for a fem to join me and my v bi FB". "

Oh, need draining.

It reminds me of that time my ex had a huge gooey abscess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words turn me on.. And off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words turn me on.. And off"

Haha I love this

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Words turn me on.. And off"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen a status saying "Anyone giving their throat" I'm sure there will be a queue for it. "

"My balls are full, anyone free now? I can bring a friend" - same club

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

I blocked someone this morning purely from their status declaring that it's a sex site so a woman should open her legs and enjoy the pleasure...

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"I blocked someone this morning purely from their status declaring that it's a sex site so a woman should open her legs and enjoy the pleasure...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I blocked someone this morning purely from their status declaring that it's a sex site so a woman should open her legs and enjoy the pleasure...

That sounds vaguely threatening but in a way that promises good things. Almost like "if you don't do your homework, I will feed you ice cream, *are you listening to me, young lady*?"

Except yeah. It's not going to be pleasurable under those circumstances

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

"I blocked someone this morning purely from their status declaring that it's a sex site so a woman should open her legs and enjoy the pleasure...

That sounds vaguely threatening but in a way that promises good things. Almost like "if you don't do your homework, I will feed you ice cream, *are you listening to me, young lady*?"

Except yeah. It's not going to be pleasurable under those circumstances

He looked the type to expect all the pleasure his way and it'd be a case of 5 mins and he's done.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I blocked someone this morning purely from their status declaring that it's a sex site so a woman should open her legs and enjoy the pleasure...

That sounds vaguely threatening but in a way that promises good things. Almost like "if you don't do your homework, I will feed you ice cream, *are you listening to me, young lady*?"

Except yeah. It's not going to be pleasurable under those circumstances

He looked the type to expect all the pleasure his way and it'd be a case of 5 mins and he's done.

The "you will derive enjoyment from seeing me having fun?" Yeah. I know the type.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Like most women have said, it doesn't turn you on lol. I use the forums and chat to those I know /like.

My updates are at min "need draining", "why does nobody talk here", "looking for a fem to join me and my v bi FB".

Oh, need draining.

It reminds me of that time my ex had a huge gooey abscess."

"huge gooey abscess" - I think that's going to be my new way of replying when I receive unsolicited cock pictures. As in "Thank you so much for the photograph of your huge gooey abscess, you really should consult a doctor about that".

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

My updates are always so boring compared to others, lots of status about a local social and who is going, 2 "single" women looking for unicorns to share their vwe fwb with...

Nothing to turn me on or even provide entertainment. I need to move somewhere with the drama!

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen a status saying "Anyone giving their throat" I'm sure there will be a queue for it. "

And yet they wonder why the women are totally turned off.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

My last status of ‘ Gentle soul looking for soulmate to share nights out and quiet nights in in front of the fire sharing hopes dreams and aspirations together!’ Prefer Big titted cum gargling cock-whore doesn’t seem to have worked as well as I thought it would!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like most women have said, it doesn't turn you on lol. I use the forums and chat to those I know /like.

My updates are at min "need draining", "why does nobody talk here", "looking for a fem to join me and my v bi FB".

Oh, need draining.

It reminds me of that time my ex had a huge gooey abscess."

I always want to message them and ask how on earth they got to middle age without learning how to wank!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"My last status of ‘ Gentle soul looking for soulmate to share nights out and quiet nights in in front of the fire sharing hopes dreams and aspirations together!’ Prefer Big titted cum gargling cock-whore doesn’t seem to have worked as well as I thought it would!!

Ahhh dammit - I see it now - I don’t think there’s a hyphen in cock whore… they will think Im some kind of moron reading that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh dammit - I see it now - I don’t think there’s a hyphen in cock whore… they will think Im some kind of moron reading that!!

There's your problem!

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

My status doesnt work , i put something fab didnt like on it a couple of years ago and its never worked since lol !

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

But no nothing turns me on on here its more about fun for me.

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

"But no nothing turns me on on here its more about fun for me."

This, so this , and i dont get sloppy over random willy photos x

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Tell your friend that a Fab Status is the last place a libidinous lady would go to get turned on."

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I was thinking the other day actually how I don't actually feel horny at all when I'm on fab. It's more a fun place to pass the time and badly flirt

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Like most women have said, it doesn't turn you on lol. I use the forums and chat to those I know /like.

My updates are at min "need draining", "why does nobody talk here", "looking for a fem to join me and my v bi FB".

Oh, need draining.

It reminds me of that time my ex had a huge gooey abscess.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I agree with your friend. I login to fab to chat to friends, nosey on the forums and see what club nights tickle my fancy.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"People with their bits out.

Guys complaining.

Women complaining.

Guys simping over anything with a pulse.

Women giving the

to anyone and everyone to appear popular.

Huh, I'm surprised nothing turns her on...."

Truth

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Fab is more anthropological fascination rather than a place to release sexual tension

You know when you see a car crash, you shouldn't look but you do...it's sometimes like that

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Tell your friend that a Fab Status is the last place a libidinous lady would go to get turned on.

I thought of you earlier... I found an amazing new word to use. Insalubrious! I felt very clever.

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Are there any salubrious tea rooms in the Mouth of Ports?

There are many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a female friend who pops on fab every day to look at the updated statuses but says nothing on fab turns her on? I'm curious to know if there's anyone else here feeling the same?.

Seems odd to me?"

I have to say I don't get turned on by what I see on fab. As someone earlier alluded to, one dick is just the same as another albeit slightly longer/thicker/ curvier etc. I don't suddenly think 'oh my god, that dick has turned my head!' (sorry! Tits and fannies are the same, no one's is special they all do the same job). However, I think it offers opportunities. Albeit an opportunity to laugh (the forums are good for this or some of the cheesy messages you get whether they be intentionally or untentionally cheesy), the chance for a good chat on a group, the chance to find events or socials or get a chance to chat 1:1 to someone you never would have chatted to otherwise and then to meet them if wanted.

So I think fab has more to offer than just 'turning you on'.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Very little I see on here turns me on. The occasional pic or status from someone I find attractive, but for the most part I find most stuff I see a huge turn off. My local updates usually make my stomach churn

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Tell your friend that a Fab Status is the last place a libidinous lady would go to get turned on.

I thought of you earlier... I found an amazing new word to use. Insalubrious! I felt very clever.

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Are there any salubrious tea rooms in the Mouth of Ports?

There are many!"

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I feel serendipity will guide me to the fair shores of Portsmouth one day...for some Darjeeling and a butter-rich scone or three³.

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By *oredSub22Woman
over a year ago

Malton ish

Defo relate

. Iv had some amazing meets just currently flat so yes I log in but don't really pay attention

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I can count on one hand the times something I’ve seen or read on Fab has gave me any sort of flutter. I have lost count of how many times something here has made me feel nauseous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab is more anthropological fascination rather than a place to release sexual tension

You know when you see a car crash, you shouldn't look but you do...it's sometimes like that

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

Words on a screen do little for me.

The only time I tend to get amused at updates is

Friend A has a new verification

Friend B has a new verification

Friend A and B then upload the same headless photo of the event, and my mind occasionally wanders.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"I have a female friend who pops on fab every day to look at the updated statuses but says nothing on fab turns her on? I'm curious to know if there's anyone else here feeling the same?.

Seems odd to me?"

If anything I often find fab a turn off. Nothing sexy about a sea of dick pics, I'm sure lots of ladies on here feel the same at times

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By *ireblade320ii OP Man
14 weeks ago

Gatwick

Well then you are turned on by something on fab, that's my point lol.

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