FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative chat up lines

By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

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By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

This one actually worked for me,

You remind me of my homework, I have no interest in doing you tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A uni friend used to tell women he was chatting up that he was certain they'd known each other in a previous life.

Cringeworthily cheesy! Amazing how often it worked. But you'd have to have no self-respectvto use it.

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By *rizonanMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I want to be your Krakatoa and let my lava flow all over you

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

You remind me of my little toe.

Cute and wiggly?

No. I'm going to bang you on the coffee table, later tonight.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

The way you wiggle your bottom is so sexy, just like Mother does, Dad

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

You remind me of a ladybird all spotty and red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to see some puppies?

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By *oharleyMan
over a year ago

Hexham

I’m like Arsenal, I’m on top most of the time but come second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m like Arsenal, I’m on top most of the time but come second. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is ur mom a terrorist cuz she has made a sex bomb

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

my name is dick do you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners..

Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your knickers cause I can see you and me in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Fucking hell

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Eeeh, you don’t sweat much for a fat lass!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

You remind me of a boxer you're a knockout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you into Pokémon? Because I want to Pikachu naked.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

Are they ripped tights or is that the stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll do" usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say dating is a numbers game.

So can I get your's?

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

Some of these ain't lines one would actually use to chat someone up, i wouldn't anyway.

They're just tounge and cheek for the forum...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Can I smell your pussy baby?? Could be your feet though..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

You… me…. Cable ties and a hood… any questions so far??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

Some of these ain't lines one would actually use to chat someone up, i wouldn't anyway.

They're just tounge and cheek for the forum...

You had me at ‘tongue in your cheeks!’

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Would you like a slippery nipple, a screaming multiple orgasm and followed by a long comfortable screw against the wall?? … maybe after we can have some cocktails too??

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

East Devon and London

At a fancy dress party : A dyslexic Friar Tuck ,

“Try a Fuck?”

Apparently it worked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of a ladybird all spotty and red

And riddled with chlamydia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one never fails thus time of year...

"Excuse me, can I have a picture with you?... I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas"

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Get your coat.....it'll be cold outside when I fuck you in the dark....so I cant see your face

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Are you wearing stocking or tights? I might have to rob a post office on the way home to pay for this dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van!

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

Some of these ain't lines one would actually use to chat someone up, i wouldn't anyway.

They're just tounge and cheek for the forum...

Yes, and so was my post

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By *eadMeisterMan
over a year ago

Dun...near you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It looks like you fell for on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauce??

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Are you and antiquer? Because I've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years 🥺

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My dick may not look 12", but it certainly smells like a foot

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Hey boy are you an AI image generator? Because you've no idea what to do with your fingers.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I like you for your personality. I didn't even notice your fat, juicy, ginormous, succulent, mouth-watering tits.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Hey boy are you a decorative pillow? Because you look great on my bed but you can't stay here while I'm trying to sleep.

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By *inamic-MinxyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I like you for your personality. I didn't even notice your fat, juicy, ginormous, succulent, mouth-watering tits."

That's what gives you such a "HUGE" personality

sorry couldn't resist lol

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Hey boy are you a decorative pillow? Because you look great on my bed but you can't stay here while I'm trying to sleep."

Kicked out without breakfast!

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By *olfieeTV/TS
over a year ago

Oldham, Manchester

I've always found that saying "You want sum fuk?" works a treat! (If you get that reference, then good job, your knowledge on avian meme culture is impecable!).

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By *inamic-MinxyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

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