FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative chat up lines

By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

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By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

This one actually worked for me,

You remind me of my homework, I have no interest in doing you tonight

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A uni friend used to tell women he was chatting up that he was certain they'd known each other in a previous life.

Cringeworthily cheesy! Amazing how often it worked. But you'd have to have no self-respectvto use it.

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By *rizonanMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I want to be your Krakatoa and let my lava flow all over you

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You remind me of my little toe.

Cute and wiggly?

No. I'm going to bang you on the coffee table, later tonight.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

The way you wiggle your bottom is so sexy, just like Mother does, Dad

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

You remind me of a ladybird all spotty and red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to see some puppies?

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By *oharleyMan
over a year ago

Hexham

I’m like Arsenal, I’m on top most of the time but come second.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I’m like Arsenal, I’m on top most of the time but come second. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is ur mom a terrorist cuz she has made a sex bomb

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

my name is dick do you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners..

Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your knickers cause I can see you and me in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Fucking hell

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Eeeh, you don’t sweat much for a fat lass!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

You remind me of a boxer you're a knockout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you into Pokémon? Because I want to Pikachu naked.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Are they ripped tights or is that the stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll do" usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say dating is a numbers game.

So can I get your's?

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

Some of these ain't lines one would actually use to chat someone up, i wouldn't anyway.

They're just tounge and cheek for the forum...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Can I smell your pussy baby?? Could be your feet though..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

You… me…. Cable ties and a hood… any questions so far??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

Some of these ain't lines one would actually use to chat someone up, i wouldn't anyway.

They're just tounge and cheek for the forum...

You had me at ‘tongue in your cheeks!’

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Would you like a slippery nipple, a screaming multiple orgasm and followed by a long comfortable screw against the wall?? … maybe after we can have some cocktails too??

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

At a fancy dress party : A dyslexic Friar Tuck ,

“Try a Fuck?”

Apparently it worked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of a ladybird all spotty and red

And riddled with chlamydia.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

This one never fails thus time of year...

"Excuse me, can I have a picture with you?... I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas"

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Get your coat.....it'll be cold outside when I fuck you in the dark....so I cant see your face

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Are you wearing stocking or tights? I might have to rob a post office on the way home to pay for this dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van!

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"If there was evidence to show why some guys are single, just got it !!

Some of these ain't lines one would actually use to chat someone up, i wouldn't anyway.

They're just tounge and cheek for the forum...

Yes, and so was my post

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