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"Gentlemen, man-chaps and artful dodgers... When she is carrying a new hairstyle or a coiffured-cut, do not delay: at the very least acknowledge her hairstyle or, if you're feeling magnanimous, tease out from your masculine tongue a compliment of the noblest order. Do it for the sanctity of your sanity. You don't need the agro / compliment her afro. You don't ignore her minge / why ignore her fringe? Make amends with her split ends and shower her with plaudits." But what happens if the new hair colour reminds one of a traffic cone? I came unstuck with that compliment. (* btw love the writing style) | |||
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"I have a new hairstyle today, I’m fresh out of the salon "• Will it be on full regalia display this coming Friday?  | |||
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"I have a new hairstyle today, I’m fresh out of the salon
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Will it be on full regalia display this coming Friday? "Naturally | |||
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"I have a new hairstyle today, I’m fresh out of the salon
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Will it be on full regalia display this coming Friday?
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"I got the most awful comment on my hair the other day from a man on fab. "Charming. You'd think if people can't say something nice, they'd not say anything at all.  | |||
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"I want you to read to me from a book where its all long and descriptive words that I don't understand but I'll listen "• Let's start with Penthouse™ magazine. | |||
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"Gentlemen, man-chaps and artful dodgers... When she is carrying a new hairstyle or a coiffured-cut, do not delay: at the very least acknowledge her hairstyle or, if you're feeling magnanimous, tease out from your masculine tongue a compliment of the noblest order. Do it for the sanctity of your sanity. You don't need the agro / compliment her afro. You don't ignore her minge / why ignore her fringe? Make amends with her split ends and shower her with plaudits. · But what happens if the new hair colour reminds one of a traffic cone? I came unstuck with that compliment." • I've never heard of that compliment before.  | |||
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"But Nero, am I allowed to compliment you on the lustrous shine to your "do" when I see you on Friday? I don't like to leave people out. " • You can do whatever you like. | |||
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"My previous boss once didn't recognise his wife when she'd had a perm, then he laughed. It didn't go down well. " • I'm looking forward to you going down, well. | |||
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"My previous boss once didn't recognise his wife when she'd had a perm, then he laughed. It didn't go down well. • I'm looking forward to you going down, well. "Its been said before... incorrigible  | |||
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"My previous boss once didn't recognise his wife when she'd had a perm, then he laughed. It didn't go down well. • I'm looking forward to you going down, well.
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"I shall be having my nest chopped and dyed tomorrow. Can’t be looking like I sleep in a rabbit hutch in a posh hospital… "• Saff', I thought these days you had to be trimmed and plucked like a chicken down below for most medical procedures. 
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"I shall be having my nest chopped and dyed tomorrow. Can’t be looking like I sleep in a rabbit hutch in a posh hospital…
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Saff', I thought these days you had to be trimmed and plucked like a chicken down below for most medical procedures.
...and why does it need to be dyed?"I’m not having a foof replacement!!!! 
I am a women of a certain age Nero… I am currently sporting a very unattractive halo of grey. As I will be restricted by Icecream and scars to comfy pants for the foreseeable the least I can do is have good hair | |||
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"I adore experimenting with my short style whether it’s a bold colour or an androgynous look! My hair is kinda my thing and often complimented on thanks to the skills of my hairdresser, I’ve found a style that’s easily changed and suits my face shape x" • Dancer, your hair is the embodiment of you; it's your signature and it perfectly defines your presence on the Fåb Forå.  | |||
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"I shall be having my nest chopped and dyed tomorrow. Can’t be looking like I sleep in a rabbit hutch in a posh hospital…
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Saff', I thought these days you had to be trimmed and plucked like a chicken down below for most medical procedures.
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I’m not having a foof replacement!!!!
I am a women of a certain age Nero… I am currently sporting a very unattractive halo of grey. As I will be restricted by Icecream and scars to comfy pants for the foreseeable the least I can do is have good hair"• "woman of a certain age" is going to be the title of my next 'lifestyle' series of threads. So thank you, Saffwrøng. X² They can serve you Foie gras and Gravlax at your posh hospital. Please keep that in mind. | |||
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