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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies .. what's the best chat up line

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I think your "I'm the best fuck in Kent" is a pretty strong opener.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Marry me. I have £5m in the bank and 2 weeks to live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be telling us going by your previous threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Marry me. I have £5m in the bank and 2 weeks to live."

Now I would go for that lol ..

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Call them females. They love that

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I would aswell lol

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Call them females. They love that

J"

Squirrels?

(Lands or becomes the most random reply ever!)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Call them females. They love that

J"

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?"

Do you see many threads talking about males ?

Here is a question for the males ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?"

No. Nor 'girls'

We are women.

Except for the girls, and the females and the bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?"

I like being called a female & I often refer to women as female....I just think it's a nicer word....

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Have you had a parrot on your right shoulder? No?

Have you had a budgie on your left shoulder? No?

Stick your tongue out.

I bet you've had a cockatoo in there.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

I like being called a female & I often refer to women as female....I just think it's a nicer word...."

I've been living under a rock for 36 years. I can't see any reason not to like the word females.

Sorry ladies if I've ever offended you in the past

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

I like being called a female & I often refer to women as female....I just think it's a nicer word...."

Fair enough. To me female is a biological category, an assortment of holes. Woman/women suggests someone who views me as a complete person.

J

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I always go with. I make a mean lemon cheese cake. It never fails

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I don't think there's a single surefire chat up line. If it's said in a way that the person knows it's cheesy and doesn't really care about being turned down then anything can work

J

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Do you see many threads talking about males ?

Here is a question for the males ?"

Just did a quick search and yes, there are threads talking about males.

It's about equal amount between female and male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?"

Only the sensitive ones.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

I like being called a female & I often refer to women as female....I just think it's a nicer word....

I've been living under a rock for 36 years. I can't see any reason not to like the word females.

Sorry ladies if I've ever offended you in the past"

Ladies is no better

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Do you see many threads talking about males ?

Here is a question for the males ?

Just did a quick search and yes, there are threads talking about males.

It's about equal amount between female and male."

Damn you and your sneaky ways !

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Only the sensitive ones. "

Looks like I'm sensitive *shrugs*

J

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

I like being called a female & I often refer to women as female....I just think it's a nicer word....

I've been living under a rock for 36 years. I can't see any reason not to like the word females.

Sorry ladies if I've ever offended you in the past

Ladies is no better "

Oh piss off now Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

I like being called a female & I often refer to women as female....I just think it's a nicer word....

I've been living under a rock for 36 years. I can't see any reason not to like the word females.

Sorry ladies if I've ever offended you in the past

Ladies is no better

Oh piss off now Granny "

Well ..... if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op please stop sending all these suggestions to my dms

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Op please stop sending all these suggestions to my dms "

Bragger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op please stop sending all these suggestions to my dms

Bragger!"

6 unreplied you’d get the hint wouldn’t you

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I don't know — I just find the term "female" akin to a scientific taxonomy. Some women mind and some don't. I just stick with "women" if I can help it.

I have, however, given up calling them "Duchess" following a recent thread which, as a consequence, has totally scuppered my terms of endearment when it comes to nobility and peerage.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Maybe he got a book of stamps for Christmas

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Op please stop sending all these suggestions to my dms

Bragger!

6 unreplied you’d get the hint wouldn’t you "

Never!

Never give up until they block you

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I don't know — I just find the term "female" akin to a scientific taxonomy. Some women mind and some don't. I just stick with "women" if I can help it.

I have, however, given up calling them "Duchess" following a recent thread which, as a consequence, has totally scuppered my terms of endearment when it comes to nobility and peerage."

It's all too confusing to me now. They can have females, but they're not taking ladies off me

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Only the sensitive ones.

Looks like I'm sensitive *shrugs*

J"

I usually wonder what type of animal they’re talking about when saying female

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well u did t say u was lesbianism before

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

lesbianisms don't like being called females either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lesbianisms don't like being called females either "

Granny is he implying that because I didn’t say I was a lesbian then he is okay to keep messaging? Or have i misunderstood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Only the sensitive ones.

Looks like I'm sensitive *shrugs*

J

I usually wonder what type of animal they’re talking about when saying female"

Can I call men males?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Well u did t say u was lesbianism before "

This is it! The chat up line you've been looking for! Congrats OP

J

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don't know — I just find the term "female" akin to a scientific taxonomy. Some women mind and some don't. I just stick with "women" if I can help it.

I have, however, given up calling them "Duchess" following a recent thread which, as a consequence, has totally scuppered my terms of endearment when it comes to nobility and peerage.

·

It's all too confusing to me now. They can have females, but they're not taking ladies off me"

Totally agree: a "lady" is sacrosanct and I won't be surrendering 'her'.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"lesbianisms don't like being called females either

Granny is he implying that because I didn’t say I was a lesbian then he is okay to keep messaging? Or have i misunderstood?"

I have put my girl Wednesday onto this right now ..... she's pretty fast , just hold tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies .. what's the best chat up line"

The one your mate just said

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Only the sensitive ones.

Looks like I'm sensitive *shrugs*

J

I usually wonder what type of animal they’re talking about when saying female

Can I call men males?

"

Yes .. Or Men , Or Blokes , or Twats ... The difference is we aren't particularly bothered either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know — I just find the term "female" akin to a scientific taxonomy. Some women mind and some don't. I just stick with "women" if I can help it.

I have, however, given up calling them "Duchess" following a recent thread which, as a consequence, has totally scuppered my terms of endearment when it comes to nobility and peerage.

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It's all too confusing to me now. They can have females, but they're not taking ladies off me

Totally agree: a "lady" is sacrosanct and I won't be surrendering 'her'."

Not sure you'll find any of those here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"lesbianisms don't like being called females either

Granny is he implying that because I didn’t say I was a lesbian then he is okay to keep messaging? Or have i misunderstood?"

My girl Wednesday says ...... No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lesbianisms don't like being called females either

Granny is he implying that because I didn’t say I was a lesbian then he is okay to keep messaging? Or have i misunderstood?

My girl Wednesday says ...... No "

Good. Coz that would have been really weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies .. what's the best chat up line"

Fuckery Duckery do not mind if you do

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?"

Subject A specimen

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

No. Nor 'girls'

We are women.

Except for the girls, and the females and the bitches."

When did this happen? I didn’t get a memo or invite to the Ted Talk….I can’t keep up with all this nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Only the sensitive ones.

Looks like I'm sensitive *shrugs*

J

I usually wonder what type of animal they’re talking about when saying female

Can I call men males?

Yes .. Or Men , Or Blokes , or Twats ... The difference is we aren't particularly bothered either way "

Neither are some Females, it's all waffley bollocks.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

After the last two threads I've read of yours, you're already a big shagger...so why do you need our help?

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By *heonnexxWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

The term females is more often than not used by male incels, as usually a derogatory term. They use it to dehumanise women and see them as objects/property. So yes while the term female as really no negative use, because of the way it’s been used by a large amount of twats it kinda gives a lot of people a horrible feeling when used.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The term females is more often than not used by male incels, as usually a derogatory term. They use it to dehumanise women and see them as objects/property. So yes while the term female as really no negative use, because of the way it’s been used by a large amount of twats it kinda gives a lot of people a horrible feeling when used."

But you're okay with "Duchess", yes? Speak now or forever hold your chattels and titles.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don't know — I just find the term "female" akin to a scientific taxonomy. Some women mind and some don't. I just stick with "women" if I can help it.

I have, however, given up calling them "Duchess" following a recent thread which, as a consequence, has totally scuppered my terms of endearment when it comes to nobility and peerage.

·

It's all too confusing to me now. They can have females, but they're not taking ladies off me

Totally agree: a "lady" is sacrosanct and I won't be surrendering 'her'.

·

Not sure you'll find any of those here"

That razor-sharp forked tongue of yours will never put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know — I just find the term "female" akin to a scientific taxonomy. Some women mind and some don't. I just stick with "women" if I can help it.

I have, however, given up calling them "Duchess" following a recent thread which, as a consequence, has totally scuppered my terms of endearment when it comes to nobility and peerage.

·

It's all too confusing to me now. They can have females, but they're not taking ladies off me

Totally agree: a "lady" is sacrosanct and I won't be surrendering 'her'.

·

Not sure you'll find any of those here

That razor-sharp forked tongue of yours will never put me off."

My face generally does that

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By *heshireDuoCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I'm not keen on females since "Friday night dinner" the show came out.

Women, probably the safest bet

Chat up lines, meh. Just tell me your name and something quirky about yourself and I'd probably be interested! Altho Dan will tell you that I'm quite partial to a dad joke!

Dani xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term females is more often than not used by male incels, as usually a derogatory term. They use it to dehumanise women and see them as objects/property. So yes while the term female as really no negative use, because of the way it’s been used by a large amount of twats it kinda gives a lot of people a horrible feeling when used."

Bosh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Call them females. They love that

J

Do females genuinely not like being called females?

Only the sensitive ones.

Looks like I'm sensitive *shrugs*

J

I usually wonder what type of animal they’re talking about when saying female

Can I call men males?

Yes .. Or Men , Or Blokes , or Twats ... The difference is we aren't particularly bothered either way

Neither are some Females, it's all waffley bollocks. "

Yep

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don't know — I just find the term "female" akin to a scientific taxonomy. Some women mind and some don't. I just stick with "women" if I can help it.

I have, however, given up calling them "Duchess" following a recent thread which, as a consequence, has totally scuppered my terms of endearment when it comes to nobility and peerage.

·

It's all too confusing to me now. They can have females, but they're not taking ladies off me

Totally agree: a "lady" is sacrosanct and I won't be surrendering 'her'.

·

Not sure you'll find any of those here

That razor-sharp forked tongue of yours will never put me off.

·

My face generally does that"

Let's test that hypothesis, shall we?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

'You'll do' usually works on me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"'You'll do' usually works on me "

I'll remember that

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"You should be telling us going by your previous threads "

Gotta love that green arrow

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I always go with. I make a mean lemon cheese cake. It never fails"

I hate cheesecake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hate horrible women

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

FAK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAK? "

Did you spell faf wrong

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"FAK?

Did you spell faf wrong "

No! Fancy a knobbing.

Fancy a Kaitonel is also an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point at her vagina and say "hey are you going to eat that?".

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Do you know what feels good? Orgasms. Want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate horrible women "

You mean assertive women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate horrible women

You mean assertive women?"

I think he means women that won't put out.

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?"

If you know you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term females is more often than not used by male incels, as usually a derogatory term. They use it to dehumanise women and see them as objects/property. So yes while the term female as really no negative use, because of the way it’s been used by a large amount of twats it kinda gives a lot of people a horrible feeling when used."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate horrible women

You mean assertive women?

I think he means women that won't put out."

Ahh

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