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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

There will be a small tent in the garden of the big house for you to use exlusively. It's a bit battered from the wind but there is a rug to keep you warm and an old sleeping bag from my student days I found in the loft. There are also a couple of buckets at the back and one is even full of rain water. Cold soup and bread will be left by the tent daily and there is a garden tap you are allowed to use. It's all free but you will need to tidy up the garden, paint the fences and keep a watch on the garden furniture to make sure nobody nicks the legs of the table during the night. No access to the big house at any time though and no time wasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shotgun.

Im in.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Is it a lifestyle choice?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Shotgun.

Im in. "

Lets wait and see. So far I had 2 couples asking about the size of the tent, a woman asking if there is a mirror and 3 straight guys asking well, best not say

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Where can I plug my hairdryer in?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Where can I plug my hairdryer in? "

I forgot to say that there is a socket round the other side of the garden wall. Not mine but nobody will know

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Where can I plug my hairdryer in?

I forgot to say that there is a socket round the other side of the garden wall. Not mine but nobody will know "

Great. I'll buy an EV before I move in then.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Where can I plug my hairdryer in?

I forgot to say that there is a socket round the other side of the garden wall. Not mine but nobody will know

Great. I'll buy an EV before I move in then. "

Very resourceful but please remember the strings attached but nothing much. A bit of garden work, a joyous bit of painting and looking out for those table leg thieves

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I will tidy and paint to my standard, pretty low to be fair but you haven't mentioned quality. I'm sure we could negotiate re food with your table legs as hostages.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"I will tidy and paint to my standard, pretty low to be fair but you haven't mentioned quality. I'm sure we could negotiate re food with your table legs as hostages. "

You do drive a hard bargain but there is always a bit of extra left in the pot

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I will tidy and paint to my standard, pretty low to be fair but you haven't mentioned quality. I'm sure we could negotiate re food with your table legs as hostages.

You do drive a hard bargain but there is always a bit of extra left in the pot "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my own tent? I have a four person inflatable, an events shelter, and a six person dome tent - I would like to connect to the electric hook up for my fridge and lighting, and could run extensions to Mrs N's tent for her hairdryer. Not sure about the EV charging, does it fit in an old diesel vehicle fuel tank?

Will you be providing eggs, bacon, tomatoes, mushrooms and bread for the fry up in the morning? I have all the cooking equipment, including toaster, air fryer, rice cooker, etc.

For fence painting, I assume you are providing the paint, but if not, I have some masonary paint left over, if that will do?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Can I bring my own tent? I have a four person inflatable, an events shelter, and a six person dome tent - I would like to connect to the electric hook up for my fridge and lighting, and could run extensions to Mrs N's tent for her hairdryer. Not sure about the EV charging, does it fit in an old diesel vehicle fuel tank?

Will you be providing eggs, bacon, tomatoes, mushrooms and bread for the fry up in the morning? I have all the cooking equipment, including toaster, air fryer, rice cooker, etc.

For fence painting, I assume you are providing the paint, but if not, I have some masonary paint left over, if that will do?"

Plenty of paint as long as you can do straight strokes. Regarfing breakfast, you can have all the ingredients as long as you agree to make it for all of us, including Mrs NC who I am sure will be delighted with that, especially if it includes some fresh fruit and greek yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shotgun.

Im in.

Let’s wait and see. So far I had 2 couples asking about the size of the tent, a woman asking if there is a mirror and 3 straight guys asking well, best not say "

Oh it’s like that is it, I call shotgun………and one sniff of minge later, I’m cast aside like some soggy wank tissue. That’s it! I’m gonna flounce away!

Keep ya tent. And I’m gonna come and curl a long one in front of the entrance during the night.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Shotgun.

Im in.

Let’s wait and see. So far I had 2 couples asking about the size of the tent, a woman asking if there is a mirror and 3 straight guys asking well, best not say

Oh it’s like that is it, I call shotgun………and one sniff of minge later, I’m cast aside like some soggy wank tissue. That’s it! I’m gonna flounce away!

Keep ya tent. And I’m gonna come and curl a long one in front of the entrance during the night. "

I did not say they had a better chance. I can't have you curled up at the front door, that's where the neighbour's cat settles. There is room in the inn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genital pics sent.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Genital pics sent. "

Blocked, unless your gardening and painting skills are any good

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

Anymore, bidding for it closes soon.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Genital pics sent. "

But whose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anymore, bidding for it closes soon. "

An XL size bag of minstrels, and I promise not to cut a hole in the bottom of it this time.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Anymore, bidding for it closes soon.

An XL size bag of minstrels, and I promise not to cut a hole in the bottom of it this time. "

It sounds fair to me so it's yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you are giving this wonderful holiday away for free ..

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Presumably, the catch is that it is only available from November to February and not in July?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genital pics sent.

But whose? "

My wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genital pics sent.

Blocked, unless your gardening and painting skills are any good "

Errrmmm

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