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"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round. London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls! Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the -Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™- Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight... Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity. Don't be shy — come and say Hi.
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"Hi " • LíttlemíssmístressK! A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within. | |||
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"Hi" • Evening felicitations QueenofSuccubi! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Your banquette awaits you.  | |||
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"Hi • LíttlemíssmístressK! A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within." And a very good evening to you too I have a craving for a lovely mug of hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows x | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening Noc folk. Jx" • Jülië!! Good evening. I've heard that you are an ardent admirer of mirrored ceilings.  | |||
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"Good evening Nero x" • Good evening Marnie. I haven't seen or heard from you in months. I hope you are well? | |||
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"5th "• 5th indeed, but f¹rst in my heart. Miss Lena, good evening.  | |||
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"Hi all x " • Good evening Van'! | |||
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"Hi • Evening felicitations QueenofSuccubi! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Your banquette awaits you. "This is the second invite to this illusive banquette. Whst does that say about you?  | |||
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"Hi • Evening felicitations QueenofSuccubi! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Your banquette awaits you.
This is the second invite to this illusive banquette. Whst does that say about you? "He's got a big... banquette?
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"Good evening OP, really happy to take part in this. " • Everyone, please kindly extend a warm welcome to —Grey— . I think he is new to the Nocturnal Fellowship. Welcome! There is a leather Chesterfield armchair for you. Pour yourself a chilled Sauternes.  | |||
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"Apologies for the bum "• We are not averse to a bum. | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening Noc folk. Jx • Jülië!! Good evening. I've heard that you are an ardent admirer of mirrored ceilings. "Oh yes, it's almost like the Sistine Chapel 
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"Ola senor/senorita ha sido un largo día "• A very to good ëvëning to $lenderman. That's a rather dashing whistle and flute you are wearing.  | |||
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"Hi • LíttlemíssmístressK! A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within. · And a very good evening to you too I have a craving for a lovely mug of hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows x" • I'm sure this can be happily arranged, pronto. Extra chocolate on that derrière of yours? | |||
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"Evening Forum veterans " Buenos nochas x (hope I got that right?)  | |||
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"Evee we Ning Nero, evening all " • When she's not half cut, she's the full tailored fit  . Gøød evening Côôkie! | |||
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"Evening Forum veterans Buenos nochas x (hope I got that right?) "Buenas noches mi amor | |||
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"There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert! " • Quite. But, notwithstanding: good evening Jay! | |||
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"Good evening OP/all x"• Good evening «MrsMx» We extend a warm and hearty welcome to you at the Noc'. | |||
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"Evening Forum veterans Buenos nochas x (hope I got that right?)
Buenas noches mi amor "She is a keeper!  | |||
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"Evening pal! You sure can word the shit out of a thread, cudos! "• Good evening Sir Desåfinadø! How is the Emerald Isle this evening? Great to have you onboard as a Nocturnalite.  | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening Noc folk. Jx • Jülië!! Good evening. I've heard that you are an ardent admirer of mirrored ceilings.
Oh yes, it's almost like the Sistine Chapel
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"I’m in. Down in Swindon. Send help!" • Just pretend that you're in the mystical land of Swingdon instead. Good evening ItsØnlyMe198Ø. | |||
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"Evee we Ning Nero, evening all • When she's not half cut, she's the full tailored fit . Gøød evening Côôkie! "I’ve just seen those typos, dear lord that’s without a gin | |||
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"Evening Forum veterans " • ¡Hola! How are you my pulchritude? We have some fruit beers, chilled of course.  ² | |||
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"Hi • Evening felicitations QueenofSuccubi! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Your banquette awaits you.
This is the second invite to this illusive banquette. Whst does that say about you? "• It means that I'm average but my furnishings and interiors are well endowed.  | |||
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Evening Nero, evening all x"• Hello my penny farthing, Mrs TMN! Are you well? | |||
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"Evening Forum veterans • ¡Hola! How are you my pulchritude? We have some fruit beers, chilled of course. ²"Some tea? Lol | |||
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Good evening Sir Desåfinadø! How is the Emerald Isle this evening? Great to have you onboard as a Nocturnalite. "It's very nice to be here and thank you for being so welcoming my good man. The Emerald Isle remains green and overcast, and full of craic. It's great to be back home for a few months. How goeth the search for a wingwoman? | |||
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"Evening everybody. Hope you're all managing to avoid this monsoon! " • Good evening Chrîscôôper! Down here in ye olde London Towne we have experienced cloud burst after cloud burst. | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening Noc folk. Jx • Jülië!! Good evening. I've heard that you are an ardent admirer of mirrored ceilings.
Oh yes, it's almost like the Sistine Chapel
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Hello my penny farthing, Mrs TMN! Are you well?"I have a Mariella Frostrup rasp, but finally feeling more human! These winter bugs are a curse. How are your veins? | |||
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I prefer being 2nd, except with you my sweet "• Muzik to my ears ¶¶||¶..¶ | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. Sound the alarums & open your finest English sparkling wine, I have arrived. The week is long but I can spot the weekend's topsails, and by tomorrow Friday will be hull-up on the horizon. I shall sit in the corner and recover my strength whilst reading my Napoleonic naval fiction. In the meantime, good people, pray refrain from amorous activities on the bouncy castle - the impulses of eros are a sensual delight & an intoxicating excitement, but remember your health & safety." • I do quite enjoy your nautical soliloquies, Låpidåry! What vintage are you imbibing this evening? | |||
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"Evening Forum veterans • ¡Hola! How are you my pulchritude? We have some fruit beers, chilled of course. ²
Some tea? Lol "I will bring custard creams | |||
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"Hello Nerø. Greetings Nocturnalonians, and fellow babies..." • Good evening oxondÅvina! Will you go back to your previous moniker or remain as is, immutably so? | |||
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"Evening dear. Counting down the hours. "• And I'm counting the crumbs of anticipation that lead to the door of your heart. Good evening dëmidëmi — so good they named her twice. | |||
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"Howdy y'all, overcast steel blue skies, in the low sixties, kind of a dreary day" • Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist. How are you this evening. I haven't seen Blu' for a while. | |||
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"Hello Nerø. Greetings Nocturnalonians, and fellow babies... • Good evening oxondÅvina! Will you go back to your previous moniker or remain as is, immutably so?" I will eventually go back, when sufficient mourning has passed. | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening Noc folk. Jx • Jülië!! Good evening. I've heard that you are an ardent admirer of mirrored ceilings.
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Great pics "• Sometimes they use my phallus as a Tripod. Sometimes they just use my phallus. Sometimes... | |||
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"Evee we Ning Nero, evening all • When she's not half cut, she's the full tailored fit . Gøød evening Côôkie!
I’ve just seen those typos, dear lord that’s without a gin "• I'm still waiting for the Sin after our Gin. | |||
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"Evening dear. Counting down the hours.
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Good evening dëmidëmi — so good they named her twice."I didn’t think it was the door to my heart that you wanted me to open. | |||
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"Evening Forum veterans • ¡Hola! How are you my pulchritude? We have some fruit beers, chilled of course. ²
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"Howdy y'all, overcast steel blue skies, in the low sixties, kind of a dreary day • Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist. How are you this evening. I haven't seen Blu' for a while." me neither, she occasionally post on "what song are you listening to" ,maybe having winter weather up there | |||
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"Evening pal! You sure can word the shit out of a thread, cudos!
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It's very nice to be here and thank you for being so welcoming my good man.
The Emerald Isle remains green and overcast, and full of craic. It's great to be back home for a few months.
How goeth the search for a wingwoman?"• The WingWoman is on this thread somewhere...lurking... prevailing... | |||
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"Hi • Evening felicitations QueenofSuccubi! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Your banquette awaits you.
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I have a Mariella Frostrup rasp, but finally feeling more human! These winter bugs are a curse. How are your veins?"• My veins have recovered. Thank you ever so much for asking. I miss your wide beaming smiles from the MLS. They are legendary. | |||
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"Sup Geezer "• Evening, Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Here, take my Jamaican patty. It's very moreish. | |||
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"I do quite enjoy your nautical soliloquies, Låpidåry! What vintage are you imbibing this evening?" The British Navy, said Churchill, was founded on rum, sodomy, and the lash - the same might be said for a good portion of Fab. My glass tonight is empty; I am left to dream. But since I'm dreaming, I'll have a bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1945 - l'Année de la victoire - and a glass of rum, thank you very much. In the meantime I'm impressed by what I'm seeing on the banquette. What inventive guests you have! | |||
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"Hello Nerø. Greetings Nocturnalonians, and fellow babies... • Good evening oxondÅvina! Will you go back to your previous moniker or remain as is, immutably so? I will eventually go back, when sufficient mourning has passed." • Are your knickers, sorry, flags still flowing half-mast? | |||
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"I do quite enjoy your nautical soliloquies, Låpidåry! What vintage are you imbibing this evening? The British Navy, said Churchill, was founded on rum, sodomy, and the lash - the same might be said for a good portion of Fab. My glass tonight is empty; I am left to dream. But since I'm dreaming, I'll have a bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1945 - l'Année de la victoire - and a glass of rum, thank you very much. In the meantime I'm impressed by what I'm seeing on the banquette. What inventive guests you have! " The modern navy is more ice cream, brylcreem and masturbation... | |||
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"Hello Nerø. Greetings Nocturnalonians, and fellow babies... • Good evening oxondÅvina! Will you go back to your previous moniker or remain as is, immutably so? I will eventually go back, when sufficient mourning has passed. • Are your knickers, sorry, flags still flowing half-mast?" My knickers are always half-mast. It pays to be prepared | |||
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"Howdy y'all, overcast steel blue skies, in the low sixties, kind of a dreary day • Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist. How are you this evening. I haven't seen Blu' for a while. me neither, she occasionally post on "what song are you listening to" ,maybe having winter weather up there" • I'll reach out to her later. Apparently I'm the only one allowed to call her a "bitch". But she is one fit bitch though. | |||
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Evening, Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Here, take my Jamaican patty. It's very moreish. "Only if its Harrods or Waitrose at the very least | |||
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The Emerald Isle remains green and overcast, and full of craic. It's great to be back home for a few months.
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The WingWoman is on this thread somewhere...lurking... prevailing..."I'm sure you'll find the ying to your yang pal, or she'll find you
As much as I'd like to continue chatting, I have an early start in the morning so I must exit the Lounge for the night. Have a nice night entertaining the night owls and no doubt we'll chat again | |||
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"Good evening Nero, evening everyone." • ÊsArKây! What time do you call this?  Thank you for sauntering into the Noc' Snug Bar. | |||
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"Waves to Nero, Julie and the others as heads to his fort to collapse and keep out of the way " • Good evening Súbbìtch. The Noc' is never the same without you. X | |||
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"I do quite enjoy your nautical soliloquies, Låpidåry! What vintage are you imbibing this evening? The British Navy, said Churchill, was founded on rum, sodomy, and the lash - the same might be said for a good portion of Fab. My glass tonight is empty; I am left to dream. But since I'm dreaming, I'll have a bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1945 - l'Année de la victoire - and a glass of rum, thank you very much. In the meantime I'm impressed by what I'm seeing on the banquette. What inventive guests you have! " • They're more than inventive; they're bonk-worthy. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, evening everyone. • ÊsArKây! What time do you call this? Thank you for sauntering into the Noc' Snug Bar. "Very tardy aren't I, I'll probably have to stand at the bar too as all the best seats (the ones near you) are gone. | |||
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"Good evening all, newbie here, to the late night Tuesday Nocturnal thread. "• Hello and a very warm welcøme to FøxyÅlphaBrav° ! Thank you for braving the Nocturnalites this evening. Take a pew and rest your weary soul. | |||
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The Emerald Isle remains green and overcast, and full of craic. It's great to be back home for a few months.
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The WingWoman is on this thread somewhere...lurking... prevailing...
I'm sure you'll find the ying to your yang pal, or she'll find you
As much as I'd like to continue chatting, I have an early start in the morning so I must exit the Lounge for the night. Have a nice night entertaining the night owls and no doubt we'll chat again "Night Desafinado | |||
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"I do quite enjoy your nautical soliloquies, Låpidåry! What vintage are you imbibing this evening? The British Navy, said Churchill, was founded on rum, sodomy, and the lash - the same might be said for a good portion of Fab. My glass tonight is empty; I am left to dream. But since I'm dreaming, I'll have a bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1945 - l'Année de la victoire - and a glass of rum, thank you very much. In the meantime I'm impressed by what I'm seeing on the banquette. What inventive guests you have! · The modern navy is more ice cream, brylcreem and masturbation..." • But not necessarily in that order. | |||
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"Good evening, darling Nero & Naughty Nocturalites. We have a tired Misty. I’ll sink into a Wingback chair I think (even though I’m not wingwoman worthy )"I'll fetch my lady a drink, if she requires, then massage her feet. | |||
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"The modern navy is more ice cream, brylcreem and masturbation..." I have never gained any joy from Brylcreem. | |||
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"Evening night crew "• Good evening Míddèrs! Have you lost your inhibitions since you returned from your self-imposed exile. You're flirting left, right and centre. | |||
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Only if its Harrods or Waitrose at the very least "• This one is from Partridges™ on King's Road, Chelsea. | |||
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How goeth the search for a wingwoman?
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The WingWoman is on this thread somewhere...lurking... prevailing...
I'm sure you'll find the ying to your yang pal, or she'll find you
As much as I'd like to continue chatting, I have an early start in the morning so I must exit the Lounge for the night. Have a nice night entertaining the night owls and no doubt we'll chat again "· Sleep well, peaceful slumber! | |||
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"Evening Nero and nocers. Found your wingwoman yet Nero? " • Good evening my darling CrimsonRose! I'm looking for a portfolio of WingWoman. | |||
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"Good evening Nero et all. I'm just snuggling into bed in the hope I actually get some sleep tonight so I will say good night all "• The most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery, good evening Çede and good night. Have a most restful slumber.  | |||
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"Good evening Nero, evening everyone. • ÊsArKây! What time do you call this? Thank you for sauntering into the Noc' Snug Bar.
Very tardy aren't I, I'll probably have to stand at the bar too as all the best seats (the ones near you) are gone."• The bar is still worth standing at: the surface is walnut veneer with crimson leather coasters. | |||
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"Evening Nero and nocers. Found your wingwoman yet Nero? • Good evening my darling CrimsonRose! I'm looking for a portfolio of WingWoman. "A stable of wonder fillies? I’m tired. It’s the best I have today. | |||
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"Evening sire, evening everyone. Hope we’ve all been well and keeping busy. "• Mr Morgan with his fine tuned ørgån , how are you this evening? | |||
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Evening, Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Here, take my Jamaican patty. It's very moreish.
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I know that area ...Nice Pie & Mash shop there
They let you in?"I had a posh scarf on innit | |||
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"Right. My sparkling humour notwithstanding, I actually feel like death warmed up. I have a rotten cold, didn't sleep last night, and I'm going to bed now, perchance to sleep. Goodnight Nerø and the Nøccers. (There's a band name there. Or a banned name.) Bye bye. "• Good night and sleep not so tight. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, evening everyone. • ÊsArKây! What time do you call this? Thank you for sauntering into the Noc' Snug Bar.
Very tardy aren't I, I'll probably have to stand at the bar too as all the best seats (the ones near you) are gone.
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The bar is still worth standing at: the surface is walnut veneer with crimson leather coasters."Nicer than my whole house  | |||
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"Evening Nero and nocers. Found your wingwoman yet Nero? • Good evening my darling CrimsonRose! I'm looking for a portfolio of WingWoman.
A stable of wonder fillies? I’m tired. It’s the best I have today. "• You seem to be abreast of many things today. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, evening everyone. • ÊsArKây! What time do you call this? Thank you for sauntering into the Noc' Snug Bar.
Very tardy aren't I, I'll probably have to stand at the bar too as all the best seats (the ones near you) are gone.
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The bar is still worth standing at: the surface is walnut veneer with crimson leather coasters.
Nicer than my whole house "• | |||
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Evening, Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Here, take my Jamaican patty. It's very moreish.
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This one is from Partridges™ on King's Road, Chelsea.
I know that area ...Nice Pie & Mash shop there
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But no jellied Eels in liquor please. "Up the Hammers | |||
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Evening, Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Here, take my Jamaican patty. It's very moreish.
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I know that area ...Nice Pie & Mash shop there
They let you in?
I had a posh scarf on innit "Was it the same scarf you wore on the game show you didn't take part in but won twice by any chance? | |||
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough? "• It can be if you polish with Brasso™. | |||
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Evening, Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Here, take my Jamaican patty. It's very moreish.
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Only if its Harrods or Waitrose at the very least
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This one is from Partridges™ on King's Road, Chelsea.
I know that area ...Nice Pie & Mash shop there
They let you in?
I had a posh scarf on innit
Was it the same scarf you wore on the game show you didn't take part in but won twice by any chance? "Oh ffs | |||
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
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It can be if you polish with Brasso™."I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth | |||
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"Sup Geezer
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Evening, Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Here, take my Jamaican patty. It's very moreish.
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This one is from Partridges™ on King's Road, Chelsea.
I know that area ...Nice Pie & Mash shop there
They let you in?
I had a posh scarf on innit
Was it the same scarf you wore on the game show you didn't take part in but won twice by any chance?
Oh ffs "This is so deserved | |||
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"Hello…
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
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It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth "• Fancy a Cillit Bang™? | |||
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"I've caught up! I almost didn't catch this^^ • You caught it just in time! "It all stems from my being late! | |||
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"I've caught up! I almost didn't catch this^^ • You caught it just in time!
It all stems from my being late!"• In any case you arrived nevertheless. | |||
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
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It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
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Fancy a Cillit Bang™?"There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone | |||
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"I've caught up! I almost didn't catch this^^ • You caught it just in time!
It all stems from my being late!"Late is good… it means you arrived | |||
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"Evening Nero. A large G&T please. • Good evening hkphóòey43! Triple measures?
Yes please, just finished work and I need something stiff before I take the hound out on his nocturnal ramble."Ooh matron | |||
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"Good evening, darling Nero & Naughty Nocturalites. We have a tired Misty. I’ll sink into a Wingback chair I think (even though I’m not wingwoman worthy )
I'll fetch my lady a drink, if she requires, then massage her feet."Perfect. I’ll have a port please x | |||
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"Evening Nero. A large G&T please. • Good evening hkphóòey43! Triple measures?
Yes please, just finished work and I need something stiff before I take the hound out on his nocturnal ramble.
Ooh matron "• | |||
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"Evening Nero. A large G&T please. • Good evening hkphóòey43! Triple measures?
Yes please, just finished work and I need something stiff before I take the hound out on his nocturnal ramble.
Ooh matron "fnerf fnerf. You're on form tonight LB. | |||
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Gœœœœd evening Místy! You are worthy on many levels and a multitude of sinful positions. How was your ²nd day at your new job?"It was as brilliant as the first thank you xx | |||
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"I've caught up! I almost didn't catch this^^ • You caught it just in time!
It all stems from my being late!
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
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It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
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Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone "I actually just gagged reading this | |||
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
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Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this"• It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.  | |||
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"Hello…
*waves*
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
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Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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"Hello…
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
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Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.
No one muzzles me..... you on the other hand Nero would look fabulous in a harness and pvc pants! "• If that's what it takes to get your quim wet then fine. | |||
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"Evening Nero. A large G&T please. • Good evening hkphóòey43! Triple measures?
Yes please, just finished work and I need something stiff before I take the hound out on his nocturnal ramble.
Ooh matron
fnerf fnerf.
You're on form tonight LB."I’m a very happy birdie darling. Hope you’re well? | |||
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"I've caught up! I almost didn't catch this^^ • You caught it just in time!
It all stems from my being late!
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
•
Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.
No one muzzles me..... you on the other hand Nero would look fabulous in a harness and pvc pants!
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
•
Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.
No one muzzles me..... you on the other hand Nero would look fabulous in a harness and pvc pants!
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If that's what it takes to get your quim wet then fine.
No thank you, I'm happy with dry! "• Make up your mind, for goodness sake. | |||
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
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Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.
No one muzzles me..... you on the other hand Nero would look fabulous in a harness and pvc pants! "Now there is an image to go to bed with | |||
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"Hello…
*waves*
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
•
Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.
No one muzzles me..... you on the other hand Nero would look fabulous in a harness and pvc pants!
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If that's what it takes to get your quim wet then fine.
No thank you, I'm happy with dry!
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Make up your mind, for goodness sake."I never said you'd turn me on Nero either way! I'd more be laughing at the image! | |||
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"Hello…
*waves*
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
•
Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.
No one muzzles me..... you on the other hand Nero would look fabulous in a harness and pvc pants!
Now there is an image to go to bed with "Or a good book… | |||
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It was as brilliant as the first thank you xx
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"Hello…
*waves*
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Le Petit Oiseau! Hello back!
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re well? Sending kisses
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You're far too kind for this platform. Take a ride on mine.
Is it sturdy? Solid enough?
•
It can be if you polish with Brasso™.
I’m not sure I have Brasso on tap in my mouth
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Fancy a Cillit Bang™?
There’s a phrase here that involves Amber Heard but I won’t lower the tone
I actually just gagged reading this
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It's not often that Bøø gets muzzled.
No one muzzles me..... you on the other hand Nero would look fabulous in a harness and pvc pants!
Now there is an image to go to bed with
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It was as brilliant as the first thank you xx
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I'm really pleased. I suppose you've had to limit your fab experiences.
For now. It will end up being actually beneficial though."Hi Misty, this must mean you have become a helicopter mechanic? My chopper needs attention | |||
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It was as brilliant as the first thank you xx
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I'm really pleased. I suppose you've had to limit your fab experiences.
For now. It will end up being actually beneficial though."• When do the cobwebs kick in? | |||
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"Good evening, a late entry here. Today, I drove around and around looking for blue badge parking. I failed to use a pay and display machine. I had bits of my body electrocuted. I worked from a café. And a library. I got piss wet through x2 and I cleaned the kitchen. A quiet day, really. " • KC² my I had almost given up Jacob Marley's ghost for you, and then you suddenly appear at the twilight of the Nocturnal Thread. Tart. | |||
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It was as brilliant as the first thank you xx
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I'm really pleased. I suppose you've had to limit your fab experiences.
For now. It will end up being actually beneficial though.
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"Evening all. Went for a long drive tonight for a shopping spree in hobbycraft (my nearest is an hour and a half drive away) to cheer myself up. The selection in there was dire, nothing took my fancy, and I came home empty handed. At least it killed an evening!" • Good evening KâtKâtX. I'm sorry to hear about your fruitless jaunts across the English plains and tundra. At least your derrière was still intact. That's the most important part. | |||
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