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By *BootyfulDay OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery "

We are friends so you have already won the lottery

My wish ? A new car please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *BootyfulDay OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery

We are friends so you have already won the lottery

My wish ? A new car please "

hehe you charmer

You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones

I wish I could do a handstand

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery

We are friends so you have already won the lottery

My wish ? A new car please

hehe you charmer

You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones

I wish I could do a handstand "

You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over

I wish I could play an instrument

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery

We are friends so you have already won the lottery

My wish ? A new car please

hehe you charmer

You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones

I wish I could do a handstand

You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over

I wish I could play an instrument "

Well you cant play with my organ ...

I wish i was in Archies with the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery

We are friends so you have already won the lottery

My wish ? A new car please

hehe you charmer

You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones

I wish I could do a handstand

You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over

I wish I could play an instrument

Well you cant play with my organ ...

I wish i was in Archies with the OP "

You can be there but you have to be naked

I wish I was on holiday

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By *ountainwalkerMan
over a year ago

port talbot

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By *ountainwalkerMan
over a year ago

port talbot


"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery

We are friends so you have already won the lottery

My wish ? A new car please

hehe you charmer

You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones

I wish I could do a handstand

You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over

I wish I could play an instrument

Well you cant play with my organ ...

I wish i was in Archies with the OP

You can be there but you have to be naked

I wish I was on holiday "

You are on holiday

But in Gaza

I wish I could fly

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery

We are friends so you have already won the lottery

My wish ? A new car please

hehe you charmer

You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones

I wish I could do a handstand

You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over

I wish I could play an instrument

Well you cant play with my organ ...

I wish i was in Archies with the OP

You can be there but you have to be naked

I wish I was on holiday

You are on holiday

But in Gaza

I wish I could fly"

You can, but as an actual fly

I wish I was retired

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good morning!

I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!

Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin

I wish I was retired "

Welcome to retirement! Sorry your pension fund was fraudulent and you still have to work

I wish I had a day off today!

J

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By *unny.side.up.cplCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!

I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!

I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…"

Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.

I wish I was smarter (mentally)

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!

I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…

Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.

I wish I was smarter (mentally)"

You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.

I wish I could go home early

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!

I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…

Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.

I wish I was smarter (mentally)

You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.

I wish I could go home early"

You will be home earlier but you get caught speeding and 6 points.

I wish loads of hot girls messaged me.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!

I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…

Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.

I wish I was smarter (mentally)

You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.

I wish I could go home early

You will be home earlier but you get caught speeding and 6 points.

I wish loads of hot girls messaged me."

Russians/Ukranians that are only fluent in their mother tongue.

To own a house with a spiral staircase....and be able to pay the council tax on it.

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!

I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…

Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.

I wish I was smarter (mentally)

You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.

I wish I could go home early

You will be home earlier but you get caught speeding and 6 points.

I wish loads of hot girls messaged me.

Russians/Ukranians that are only fluent in their mother tongue.

To own a house with a spiral staircase....and be able to pay the council tax on it."

Welcome home! You didn't want a roof right? Awkward...

I wish I didn't age

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By *BootyfulDay OP   Woman
over a year ago

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You stop ageing but instead something goes wrong and you start age backwards

I wish I had some snacks just now

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

You have some snacks, but they're crispy mopani worms.

I wish I had long luxuriant hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have some snacks, but they're crispy mopani worms.

I wish I had long luxuriant hair."

You have long and luxuriant hair but every time you go out a seagull poops on your head.

I wish I was a little bit taller

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You have some snacks, but they're crispy mopani worms.

I wish I had long luxuriant hair.

You have long and luxuriant hair but every time you go out a seagull poops on your head.

I wish I was a little bit taller"

You are, but only 1mm taller.

I wish everyone on my hotlist would message me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

They do, but it's to tell you to get lost.

I wish I could visit the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do, but it's to tell you to get lost.

I wish I could visit the moon. "

The moon welcomes you but sadly you forgot your space suit and explode painfully.

We wish we could give ourselves oral sex

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The moon welcomes you but sadly you forgot your space suit and explode painfully.

We wish we could give ourselves oral sex"

You can! Hurrah! Unfortunately your tongue has been replaced by P60 sandpaper

I wish I earned £100,000 a year.

J

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The moon welcomes you but sadly you forgot your space suit and explode painfully.

We wish we could give ourselves oral sex

You can! Hurrah! Unfortunately your tongue has been replaced by P60 sandpaper

I wish I earned £100,000 a year.

J"

You do, but as Donald Trump's hairdresser.

I wish I could see without glasses

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