FabSwingers.com forum: If life from another planet...

By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Landed on Earth and approached you and asked you if you would like to go with them to visit their planet and they would return you to Earth in the same moment in time that they took you from, would you go?

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Absolutely

Assuming I won't die because their home planet lacks oxygen or something.

Can go see some alien tiddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah fuck it. What’s the worst that could happen?

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Absolutely

Assuming I won't die because their home planet lacks oxygen or something.

Can go see some alien tiddies"

Haha they might have like 5 boobies. Imagine!

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Yeah fuck it. What’s the worst that could happen? "

Take a gun Mr Wick, I'm sure you'll get home no matter what

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Are they hot?

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Only if their space craft was wheelchair accessible

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Only if they looked like Jeff Bridges in Starman

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

They are interstellar fire, and they have ramps on their craft

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Only if they had a coffee machine

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Only if they looked like Jeff Bridges in Starman

I can't guarantee this, but if they did I'll put you down as a yes

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Only if they had a coffee machine"

Coffee? You don't need coffee where your going lol

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Only if they had a coffee machine

Coffee? You don't need coffee where your going lol

There is nowhere that I won't need coffee

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

ITT

op is secretly an alien, gathering a crowd of deviants to take back to the motherland.

He knows fabbers won't complain about being probed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be any weirder than here.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is it the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon V?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can't be any weirder than here."

She means her own mind

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"ITT

op is secretly an alien, gathering a crowd of deviants to take back to the motherland.

He knows fabbers won't complain about being probed..."

Oh no! They're on to me! Been me up Quark!

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

All ready been. They took us to a place called Bracknell

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Is it the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon V?

Could be, fingers crossed!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They are interstellar fire, and they have ramps on their craft

Oh goody! Do they have an accessible loo on board too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wouldn't?

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"All ready been. They took us to a place called Bracknell "

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"They are interstellar fire, and they have ramps on their craft

Oh goody! Do they have an accessible loo on board too?!

I'm pretty sure they have all your needs accounted for. They'll even make you dinner and bring coffee for those who need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't be any weirder than here.

She means her own mind"

Hop aboard

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By *unflirtycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Landed on Earth and approached you and asked you if you would like to go with them to visit their planet and they would return you to Earth in the same moment in time that they took you from, would you go?

Yes!!!!!!

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Can't be any weirder than here."

Come on now, you love it here. Also, would this site be as fun if most of us weren't as mad as a box of frogs? I think not

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Is the return trip mandatory?

I might enjoy life on another planet. Can I bring a dog?

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Is the return trip mandatory?

I might enjoy life on another planet. Can I bring a dog? "

You can stay, you can bring your dog, but your dog can't stay. Sorry

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sure I would under one agreement that I could bring a friend (female)

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Is the return trip mandatory?

I might enjoy life on another planet. Can I bring a dog?

You can stay, you can bring your dog, but your dog can't stay. Sorry"

Fun sponge.

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Is the return trip mandatory?

I might enjoy life on another planet. Can I bring a dog?

You can stay, you can bring your dog, but your dog can't stay. Sorry

Fun sponge. "

Sorry man. I've had a word, your dog can stay too

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Can't be any weirder than here."

Unless she has x3 vaginas

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can't be any weirder than here.

Unless she has x3 vaginas

3 new ways to disappoint

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By *tephanie63Woman
over a year ago

BRIDGWATER

I wouldn't go, I,d hide under the bed until they were gone..x

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Damn right I would!!

I'd want to bring proof back though!! Introduce them to the world!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd swap me for my enemy and see if they came back any better or worse for it first.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Can't be any weirder than here.

Unless she has x3 vaginas

3 new ways to disappoint"

Would be if they had a padlock and you need to find the key pure quest dungeons and dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump & Johnson obviously aliens so we must be ok to visit their planet .. though on second thoughts

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