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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

What's your favourite catch phrase from a TV or movie character?

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By *ixenitedWoman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

This time next year we'll be millionaires

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Say hello to my little friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippe ki yay motherfucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Computer said no.

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Your mother was a snowblower.

Short circuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead make my day

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough'

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Soylent Green is people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 minutes Turkish

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Alright You Primitive Screw-Heads, You See This? This Is My Boomstick!’

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Death. By. Stereo.

J

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By *ouplewithKinks23Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the fucking century. In fact you know what? I think I.kught keep it

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

When you gotta shoot,shoot,don't talk.

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

Bloody Hell, Harry

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Can I have more than one?

Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

We sow the seed, nature grows the seed, we eat the seed.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Yippe ki yay motherfucker!"

Damnit! That was mine!!

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

How you doin

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Some muthafuckas are always trying to ice skate uphill.

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

Don’t like it

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By *ic Sunt DraconesMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Do you know what Nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt, Me!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We have to lose that sax solo!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You can't handle the truth'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm perfectly fine, you fucking idiot"

sean connery, the rock

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Johnny cage

Alright lets dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I know what I have to do now. I’ve got to keep breathing because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?”

Tom Hanks as Chuck Noland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aim to Misbehave (Mal in Serenity)

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By *oom_88Man
over a year ago

Grays

Title of your sex tape

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Pretty please, with sugar on the the top. Clean the fucking car.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"This time next year we'll be millionaires "

Love this

Only fools is definitely the best greatest UK comedy

Never gets old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of old SHIT!

Nan from Catherine Tate show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t piss in my pocket and tell me it’s raining

Layer cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This time next year we'll be millionaires

Love this

Only fools is definitely the best greatest UK comedy

Never gets old "

My fav comedy show ever and will be tough to ever see that change.

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Do you give up, or are you thirsty for more? - Kevin McCallister

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’ll be back

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Of course I copied and pasted it. There was no way I was remembering and typing that word for word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Of course I copied and pasted it. There was no way I was remembering and typing that word for word "

Chills every time. One of my top 5 fav movies ever

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

He's not the Messiah!

He's a very naughty boy.

It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

Jake Blues: “Hit it.”

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

It's Friday .. It's Five to Five and it's....

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