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By *uckoo clock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

And there are many....but here's just one.

Some months ago i annonced to my Mrs that scientists had finally confirmed the existence of the Higgs-Bosun particle.I might have well been speaking in swahilli for all she understood of it and the look on her face suggested that i may not be all there.

Then the other day she and her girl friend were talking about this guy called Roy Cropper.I didnt have a clue and i was informed he runs the cafe in Coronation Strret.But the look on both their faces suggested i was completely out of touch with reality and must have been liviing on aother planet.

Hmmmm....have you noticed any differences ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ones got a sticky out bit and the other has a sticky in bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that higgs boson known as the God particle? She was just pretenting in case you asked her to suck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that higgs boson known as the God particle? She was just pretenting in case you asked her to suck it."

Fabulous answer!!

but...

What's "Coronation Street"...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she was young my daughter proudly announced that she knew the difference between boys and girls.

"What is it then honey" I asked.

Boys wear pyjamas and girls wear nighties.

So there you have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When she was young my daughter proudly announced that she knew the difference between boys and girls.

"What is it then honey" I asked.

Boys wear pyjamas and girls wear nighties.

So there you have it. "

Love this

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"ones got a sticky out bit and the other has a sticky in bit?"

Unless you happen to live at Roy's Rolls. They both have a sticky out bit.

I wonder if they both sticky in there sticky outs to each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When she was young my daughter proudly announced that she knew the difference between boys and girls.

"What is it then honey" I asked.

Boys wear pyjamas and girls wear nighties.

So there you have it. "

That's too cute, love it!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Sanity mainly

...oh, and shoes. What is it about shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ones got a sticky out bit and the other has a sticky in bit?

Unless you happen to live at Roy's Rolls. They both have a sticky out bit.

I wonder if they both sticky in there sticky outs to each other? "

Oh dear that's not a nice vision ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

devils n angels

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Isn't that higgs boson known as the God particle? She was just pretenting in case you asked her to suck it.

Fabulous answer!!

but...

What's "Coronation Street"...?"

I believe, though i could be wrong, that it is in the eastend and there's a farm there called Emma dale... I have heard people talking about this so it must be a popular place - I've never been though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ones got a sticky out bit and the other has a sticky in bit?

Unless you happen to live at Roy's Rolls. They both have a sticky out bit.

I wonder if they both sticky in there sticky outs to each other? "

Did the one have a sex change?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"ones got a sticky out bit and the other has a sticky in bit?

Unless you happen to live at Roy's Rolls. They both have a sticky out bit.

I wonder if they both sticky in there sticky outs to each other?

Did the one have a sex change? "

Don't they chop the sticky out bit off and use bits of it to make a sticky in bit when they do one of those?

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

So you're saying men are interested in science whilst women like silly soaps?

Yeah, that's not sexist at all. :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you're saying men are interested in science whilst women like silly soaps?

Yeah, that's not sexist at all. :-/"

Thank you! I hate soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't one made from sugar and spice and all things nice, and the other made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?

That's what my mummy told me!! I'm not totally sure, but I think it may have had some effect on the way I live my life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The standard reply is usually: "I don't care what it is, you're not putting it in me."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"ones got a sticky out bit and the other has a sticky in bit?

Unless you happen to live at Roy's Rolls. They both have a sticky out bit.

I wonder if they both sticky in there sticky outs to each other?

Did the one have a sex change? "

I'm not sure. I know she doesn't go by the name of Harold anymore though.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Isn't one made from sugar and spice and all things nice, and the other made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?

That's what my mummy told me!! I'm not totally sure, but I think it may have had some effect on the way I live my life? "

I've never been able to work this out. If the women are made from sugar and spice and all things nice. Where does the fishy smell come from ?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Isn't one made from sugar and spice and all things nice, and the other made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?

That's what my mummy told me!! I'm not totally sure, but I think it may have had some effect on the way I live my life? "

i was gonna write this last night but was too tired to remember the intricacies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't one made from sugar and spice and all things nice, and the other made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?

That's what my mummy told me!! I'm not totally sure, but I think it may have had some effect on the way I live my life?

I've never been able to work this out. If the women are made from sugar and spice and all things nice. Where does the fishy smell come from ? "

So, Ryan is in one of 'those' moods today - I've just had brekkie too

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

When my daughter was younger she deceided to tell me the difference. Girls had ruginas and boys had pearons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sanity mainly

...oh, and shoes. What is it about shoes? "

The right Shoes complete the outfit

Waste of time wearing tight skirt,blouse and then putting trainers on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't one made from sugar and spice and all things nice, and the other made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?

That's what my mummy told me!! I'm not totally sure, but I think it may have had some effect on the way I live my life?

I've never been able to work this out. If the women are made from sugar and spice and all things nice. Where does the fishy smell come from ? "

I think your meeting the wrong women

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Isn't one made from sugar and spice and all things nice, and the other made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails?

That's what my mummy told me!! I'm not totally sure, but I think it may have had some effect on the way I live my life?

I've never been able to work this out. If the women are made from sugar and spice and all things nice. Where does the fishy smell come from ?

So, Ryan is in one of 'those' moods today - I've just had brekkie too "

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast

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By *gchristinaTV/TS
over a year ago

london

the good thing about being a bit of both is you dont have to worry about these things xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock makes them think different ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cock makes them think different , "

It that why it makes us act dizzy when we get some lol

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