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By *annybrowneyes OP   Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood

So I have listened to the forums and take note that ladies do not like seeing cocks compared to lynx cans, remotes or pringle cans...so it begs the question, how do you want to see a penis today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

In it’s pants all tucked up warm

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

2024 shall bring the age of penises against iPods.

You're not even a nano bro!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Really close up to the camera so it's all blurry and hard to make out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing

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By *annybrowneyes OP   Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood


"A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing "

Noted, should the radiator be at a specific temperature?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not in the mood today...so firmly tucked away thanks

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing

Noted, should the radiator be at a specific temperature?"

I’d definitely recommend a low temperature from personal unhappy experience….

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing

Noted, should the radiator be at a specific temperature?

I’d definitely recommend a low temperature from personal unhappy experience…. "

so let the engine cool down and make sure the fan is off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In his mouth

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing

Noted, should the radiator be at a specific temperature?

I’d definitely recommend a low temperature from personal unhappy experience…. so let the engine cool down and make sure the fan is off? "

Oh good Lord yes; spinning fans and all other motorised mechanisms should be kept well away from one’s flaccid phallus no matter how tempting the photo opportunity.

Whilst some ladies might well derive some not inconsiderable cruel merriment from the resulting results, the injuries will likely prove irreversible….

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By *annybrowneyes OP   Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood


"In his mouth "

How far into the mouth is required, I'm not as nimble as I once was

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By *tephanie63Woman
over a year ago

BRIDGWATER


"So I have listened to the forums and take note that ladies do not like seeing cocks compared to lynx cans, remotes or pringle cans...so it begs the question, how do you want to see a penis today?"

With a little woolly hat on x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"So I have listened to the forums and take note that ladies do not like seeing cocks compared to lynx cans, remotes or pringle cans...so it begs the question, how do you want to see a penis today?"
next to a can of

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"So I have listened to the forums and take note that ladies do not like seeing cocks compared to lynx cans, remotes or pringle cans...so it begs the question, how do you want to see a penis today?next to a can of "
c&oke

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