FabSwingers.com forum: Do birds fart?

By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I can’t believe we’re in 2023 and modern science still can’t determine whether or not birds fart.

I googled it and the article stating that they definitely do not fart had a reply from someone claiming to have observed a pigeon letting them off whilst sat in his fence.

So do birds fart? We know women don’t.

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By *elliflousCouple
over a year ago

North West.

This is the sort of question that makes reading the forums a worthy pastime.

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’d never considered it until it was pointed out that they don’t have an arsehole owing to their all-purpose cloaca.

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By *tephanie63Woman
over a year ago

BRIDGWATER

Birds around here are too busy shitting on my washing to fart....xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'll ask the chickens when I get home. May be in chicken speak though

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By *eavilMan
over a year ago

Stalybridge

Mine used to especially after a curry.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I can fart for England.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I sure do

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

My bird does

She also does loud burps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi op.

Birds poop it is then called bird flu and you eat it and get poorly.

Flu.. As for farts probably do that too

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Think it would alert predators so doubt they do.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Don't know about birds but my dog certainly does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about fish?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a pity that they perhaps don't get this pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about fish? "

Eat them with chips.. Farts

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By *erald 1999Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

Not sure about birds , but I know my dog does ....bloody stinks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I suspect that they do

I walk my dogs and over the years noticed that blackbirds(that stay put till the last minute)more often as not drop a shit as they flap to take off

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