FabSwingers.com forum: If you could have sex with yourself, would you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well would you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck yes. Closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck myself regularly

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Absolutely.

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Maybe, it's a lot to take in, but then I am gentle so it could work.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA

I'm hard work. Not sure I could be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh god yes!

I know all my dirty fantasies

I know everything I like

I would fuck my brains out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

It’s just a question. Don’t think about it too deeply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd go fuck myself and fuck off, but it's not the same thing.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

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A wank maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

It’s just a question. Don’t think about it too deeply

Sounds to me like you've been caught getting a bit 'Jimmy Sommerville' for a (cough) 'straight' dude...

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Of course I would I'm amazing in the bedroom... Carla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

A wank maybe

I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t that called a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of us do by way of masterbation but if we could duck our selfs we would but then we’d never need a partner to mate with be no more children coz think of it if a man can suck he’s own cock perfect and it was acceptable we all would and if every woman could eat her self the all would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of us do by way of masterbation but if we could duck our selfs we would but then we’d never need a partner to mate with be no more children coz think of it if a man can suck he’s own cock perfect and it was acceptable we all would and if every woman could eat her self the all would "

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

A wank maybe

I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok."

I couldn’t as im crushingly straight - but a female version of myself… nandos bins… before the starters arrive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

? Yeah but surely you'd still want some contact with others in between your sucking your own knob sessions?

I'm not quite sure it would be a means of the population control you imagine!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

A wank maybe

I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok."
really its the most satisfying sex

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I'd probably fuck up the groundwork and blow myself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

A wank maybe

I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok.really its the most satisfying sex

You must be a really good wanker because i find it boring af.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

A wank maybe

I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok.

I couldn’t as im crushingly straight - but a female version of myself… nandos bins… before the starters arrive!!

'Crushingly straight!' ... Said just like Moore would have himself!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Only if I was female.

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By *teve070769Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

I’ve seen videos of men fucking their arsehole with their own cocks, I’ve tried but can’t lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?

A wank maybe

I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok.really its the most satisfying sex

You must be a really good wanker because i find it boring af. "
obviously its better to have a partner but more satisfying to have a wank

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I’ve seen videos of men fucking their arsehole with their own cocks, I’ve tried but can’t lol "

Mine doesn’t bend like that - it would snap i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if I was female. "

You sound very straight.

You must not even touch your own cock?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I would let myself rail me hard yeah

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By *usurrusCouple
over a year ago

North West.

God yes.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yeah. Why not, best person I know anyway.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

No. Nobody else would compare after that

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Probably not... I'm a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Only if I was female.

You sound very straight.

You must not even touch your own cock?"

Only whilst blindfolded

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Well I've looked in the mirror before when I'm trannied and thought ..yeah I'd fuck that.....I just wish I could.. it'd save so much time not being on these site's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well would you?

Never tells my sex life to strangers

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If I didn't have to look at myself then yeah why not.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the face looked a bit better I'd fuck myself so much! Plus, the cuddles and kissing would be great! I love my body/dick but that's about it.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Probably not... I'm a woman. "

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Never actually thought about having sex with myself up till now, but I have been known to tell people making unreasonable demands that they can go and fuck themselves.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve seen female me and yep, I probably would

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No but I would cuddle myself

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Without a doubt.. It's a good job I can't blow myself or I'd never leave the sodding house other than to visit chiropractor. Haha

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I don't know; I can't work out if it'd be Ghey™ or masturbation...

LvM

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Without a doubt. I'm always looking for ways to amuse myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming this applies to men then a hole is a hole even your own so most men would if they could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No my coxk ain't big enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only in the bumhole, on a Sunday with my flock watching.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

It’s someone that you really love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All day.

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

The way things are panning out here it might be my best option, and I'd do myself hard and deep like I like it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.....ladies only for me

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Yes

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Absofuckinlutly

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm shit at it so I would be doubly disappointed

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

No one else wants to so why should I bother

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I'm straight, but I'm so hot I'd make an exception in my case ..

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Honeysuckle lane

Yes as I’m hot as (joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chubby walks into a bar and their is a woman sat at the bar he says can I get you a drink, she replied why don’t you go screw yourself, to which he replied well if i could do that I wouldn’t have to get you a drink would I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would

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By *unflirtycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Not really life in general fucks me too much as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people could fuck themselves it would be as accepted as wanking.

I'd even give myself a cuddle and a head pat after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Ofcourse!!!

I know exactly what I like, and exactly how I like it.

It would essentialy be a hugely elaborate wank!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Of course I would. The problem is, I'd both be a bottom. I reckon a double ender would be required.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I masturbation and reaching the point of climax I can't help but thrust my hips and hump into my own hand so if that counts as fucking yourself then yes, I do it often

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

"I'm hard work. Not sure I could be arsed"

One of the best profile reads

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. Nightly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo, specially a blow job

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Absolutely, would give myself the time of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And waste twice my time? No way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if I made breakfast in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely. Now the seed of thought is there, kind of curious haha

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

I'd love to clone me and have myself as a partner, we would fit together so well

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

Hell yes, do all the propper kinky stuff and then give myself a hug afterwards , the wife has a couple of times requested that i go fuck myself

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Not a chance I e seen what I look like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not my type. I just don’t me sexy enough to fuck.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Jesus no! I want someone who can actually to the sex

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By *oodford guyMan
over a year ago

Spain

If I could self suck, I’d never leave the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm to ugly

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