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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I met a girl of tinder and I recently had a tattoo done I had some numbing cream left so I thought it would be a good idea to put some on head of my dick as I want to put a good show on and last for ages it definitely worked until she was giving me head and her lips and tounge went numb

Had to own up

What's your embarrassing or funny experiences

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

As I was getting ready for a gangbang I put on body lotion. I didn't think much of it. Just the one I had open at the time.

Fast forward several hours. I'm multi tasking with a few guys. Another one comes up and starts licking my leg. A few seconds later he runs screaming from the room and gets water. omg horrible horrible horrible. he cries. This lasted awhile. Laughing while being spitroasted is not recommended.

It's probably not that useful a tip because it was a limited edition product and it was several years ago, but apparently The Body Shop body butter in chocolate tastes absolutely diabolical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Definitely be caught a few time too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp strikes when you don't want it to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most embarrassing experience was probably a few years ago when my dad came up and asked if I wanted food...multiple times. That wasn't the problem though, the problem was that every time he asked, I was getting spitroasted by two of my friends...the absolute concentration I had to pull off when talking was incredible. It was worth it though, femboy threesomes are truly the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As long as he didn't wall in must of been quite a rush not getting caught

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

the worst time was when i met a guy for sex. We were in the woods and afterwards while we wiped ourselves clean i noticed blood on the wipe. I never mentioned it to him.and luckily it hasnt happened since. I believe it was to do with the menopause.

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