FabSwingers.com forum: Why men are awful explained...

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

James Bond.

That's why.

I have put on Die Another Day, the 2002 Bond film. I was 12 at the time. Pubes sprouting, getting the origins of horn.

Here's how he shagged Halle Berry.

'nice view'

'isnt it's

'im here to look at owls, predators usually come out at sunset'

'so you're busy tonight with owls then huh'

'nothing to see out there til the morning, not out there anyway (wink)'

'so what do predators do between sunset and sunrise'

'they feast' (then he feasts on her vagina)

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk I hope that solves many a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But he was James… James Bond

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate James bond. Fucking creep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the James bond films

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Okay sure... but she's in to it and plays along

She shags him randy.

Terrible scene though, no humans have ever interreacted like that in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig..."

I’ve got to admit, to start with I was an anti-Craig for bond person, but as it went on, he grew on me. I can now accept a blond Bond

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig..."

Actually that was Pierce Brosnan

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Shes no Pussy Galore though, is she?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

You could be right Brucey, I've never watched a James Bond film tho so I wouldn't know.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"You could be right Brucey, I've never watched a James Bond film tho so I wouldn't know."

How have you never watched a James Bond film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...

Actually that was Pierce Brosnan"

To be fair, this now supports my Craig theory. Brosnan looked like a Bond, but definatley didn’t have the skills or charisma to pull it off.

Craig didn’t look like a Bond, but over his set of films was definitely Bond by the end

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"You could be right Brucey, I've never watched a James Bond film tho so I wouldn't know.

How have you never watched a James Bond film?"

Avoided them at all costs!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...

I’ve got to admit, to start with I was an anti-Craig for bond person, but as it went on, he grew on me. I can now accept a blond Bond"

Bond is described as blonde with blue eyes in the books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know he’s fictional (though some say based on a real life person) (wee shrugs emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...

I’ve got to admit, to start with I was an anti-Craig for bond person, but as it went on, he grew on me. I can now accept a blond Bond

Bond is described as blonde with blue eyes in the books. "

I haven’t read the books, but heard this. In my head Bond should look like Roger Moore

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...

Actually that was Pierce Brosnan

To be fair, this now supports my Craig theory. Brosnan looked like a Bond, but definatley didn’t have the skills or charisma to pull it off.

Craig didn’t look like a Bond, but over his set of films was definitely Bond by the end"

Not true, they just changed Bond as a character for Daniel Craig to make him less of a sex pest (although he still shags a woman in a shower without her prior permission and she was a child sex slavvvve)

They gave him a bit more heart and much better production and story and people bought into it but classic Bond is a real piece of shit. That generations grew up IDOLISING.

Wish I could do an owl chat up like on someone

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...

Actually that was Pierce Brosnan"

I know that one was.

And tbf they usually try and shoot him or something after.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...

Actually that was Pierce Brosnan

I know that one was.

And tbf they usually try and shoot him or something after."

If he was on fab he'd be blocked or something after am I right?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Just reading the top of the thread.

"Why men are awful explained... Blame it on the Brucey".

Huh.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just reading the top of the thread.

"Why men are awful explained... Blame it on the Brucey".

Huh.

Mrs TMN x"

Yeah yeah suck my face already

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By *xl PoseMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

He likes it shaken apparently. (James Bond)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"He likes it shaken apparently. (James Bond)"

I always stir.

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"I hate James bond. Fucking creep. "

Seconded

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

MENopause says it all must be our doing

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I hate James bond. Fucking creep.

Seconded"

Thirded. Is that a word? The movies are mostly derivative and dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only two fictional characters foreigners see British men "following" are Bond and Bean.

That's why we're not screwed (enough.)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Danny and the T birds from Grease were much worse, especially when they were dealing with "My women" the pink ladies that were always a possession that they treated despicably, kids could relate to them better.

Bond was more aimed at the older men, just like Pretty Women, which was also awful to women

Ironically I was watching Eddie Murphy in Raw last night and him doing jokes about all the american sexual predators, (Jackson, cosby etc) obviously before they were reported, it is a misogynistic era indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should do a survey and report your findings

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