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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in and waves on way to fort to crash and hide

Evening Nero

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Hi all!!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Pops in and waves on way to fort to crash and hide

Evening Nero "

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Subbitch. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! I hope you are well this Autumnal Saturday?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi all!!!! "

Hï and good evening ·Budding·Rose·

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi all!!!! "

OMG just missed being the first to comment!!!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Helloooooooo darlings! Hello Nero. Is that a crushed velvet smoking jacket you're sporting? Splendid.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in and waves on way to fort to crash and hide

Evening Nero

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Subbitch. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! I hope you are well this Autumnal Saturday?"

Surviving which is better than not surviving

Nice to be in the company of your wit again

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi all!!!!

OMG just missed being the first to comment!!!! "

You're still ¹st in my fragile heart though. XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all!!!!

OMG just missed being the first to comment!!!! "

Sorry for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars.

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi all!!!!

OMG just missed being the first to comment!!!!

Sorry for that "

I just wasn't quick enough!!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Hey Nero, I missed you.

Hey fellow nocturnal creatures (*waves*)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Helloooooooo darlings! Hello Nero. Is that a crushed velvet smoking jacket you're sporting? Splendid.

Mrs TMN x"

MrsTMN, I can still feel the warmth from your hugs from the MLS. You radiate so marvellously here on the Noc'. One day you shall feel my scented jacket.

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi. "

Hi and hello all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Pops in and waves on way to fort to crash and hide

Evening Nero

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Subbitch. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! I hope you are well this Autumnal Saturday?

Surviving which is better than not surviving

Nice to be in the company of your wit again "

You are firmly etched into the Noc' framework. I'm glad that you're here.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Nerolatte et al! It's good to read you again Nero, I hope everyone is well. x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars."

ÊsArKây — good evening to you, young Sirrah!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Buenos Noches Mon Amigo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah, it's just after 10pm, how times change. 20 years ago I would be just getting ready to go out on the town, now i'm not far of getting ready for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Nero, nice to see you back. I wasn't allowed to say hello on your first night back - I must remember not to back chat people.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk "

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nero, I missed you.

Hey fellow nocturnal creatures (*waves*) "

Gøød evening Dee! I've missed you too! You seem to be thriving and blossoming within the forå.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi and hello all "

Good evening Longandharder!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Urban Neró,

Fellow Fabbers.

Felicitations .

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerolatte et al! It's good to read you again Nero, I hope everyone is well. x"

Good evening Meli. Thank you for your grace and compliment. I hope you're well ² ?

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Autumnal? This Saturday is downright wintry, with the wind blowing cold from the north and the scent of ice on the air.

I think I shall come into the warmth with you all for a moment. And - my! - aren't some of you dressed daringly for the time of year. Brevity is the soul of lingerie: and those who say it leaves less to the imagination must be failing to imagine what it suggests.

A Bloody Mary to start, please Nero, and some Krug for all. We must brace ourselves for long nights and their opportunities.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Buenos Noches Mon Amigo "

The rough diamond but the smooth operator, good evening Grumpmeister extraordinaire!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Hey Nero, I missed you.

Hey fellow nocturnal creatures (*waves*)

Gøød evening Dee! I've missed you too! You seem to be thriving and blossoming within the forå. "

It’s the strawberries, Nero.

I look forward to seeing you on Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars.

ÊsArKây — good evening to you, young Sirrah! "

I'm going to have to look "Sirrah" up

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Hi and hello all

Good evening Longandharder! "

And yeah my Saturday is going well

Been on "edge" for a while tonight

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"ah, it's just after 10pm, how times change. 20 years ago I would be just getting ready to go out on the town, now i'm not far of getting ready for bed "

Is this an ephemeral visit into the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr, oh gabrielleroselacey? You are always welcome here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight strolls in.. So good to be back

Oooo i can get some afternoon tea veris now!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, nice to see you back. I wasn't allowed to say hello on your first night back - I must remember not to back chat people."

Evening felicitations, hkphóòey43! Not allowed by whom? Notwithstanding, it's great to see you too!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Urban Neró,

Fellow Fabbers.

Felicitations .

"

My diminutive pocket rocket Sprockett²². My maiden from afar. Good evening!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good evening OP, and everyone else. I hope everyone is having a chilled and relaxing evening.

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been "

Hey, is it ok for me to say I always liked your contributions on the forums!! You're funny, always make me laugh!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Buenos Noches Mon Amigo

The rough diamond but the smooth operator, good evening Grumpmeister extraordinaire!"

Sound as a pound geez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero, nice to see you back. I wasn't allowed to say hello on your first night back - I must remember not to back chat people.

Evening felicitations, hkphóòey43! Not allowed by whom? Notwithstanding, it's great to see you too! "

I fear I may have paid a visit to the headmaster's office - in my day we'd call it detention, but I think modern school parlance is 'reflection'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Autumnal? This Saturday is downright wintry, with the wind blowing cold from the north and the scent of ice on the air.

I think I shall come into the warmth with you all for a moment. And - my! - aren't some of you dressed daringly for the time of year. Brevity is the soul of lingerie: and those who say it leaves less to the imagination must be failing to imagine what it suggests.

A Bloody Mary to start, please Nero, and some Krug for all. We must brace ourselves for long nights and their opportunities."

Låpidåry! Good evening charmful squire. I think I'll join you for the Bloody Mary, sans the stick of celery. Champagne and pseudo-fizz aplenty for the Nocturnal flock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been "

A gorgeous day, laid back, avoided work, walked the dog and prepared the garden for the winter.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nero, I missed you.

Hey fellow nocturnal creatures (*waves*)

Gøød evening Dee! I've missed you too! You seem to be thriving and blossoming within the forå.

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It’s the strawberries, Nero.

I look forward to seeing you on Friday "

Tell me all about the berry of Straws on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been "

It's been gorgeous here... Saw a cloud inversion too - spectacular

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Hello fabbers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars.

ÊsArKây — good evening to you, young Sirrah!

I'm going to have to look "Sirrah" up "

For you it's a term of endearment!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello Nerø, and other Nocturnaliites.

Welcome back Nerø.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi and hello all

Good evening Longandharder!

And yeah my Saturday is going well

Been on "edge" for a while tonight "

Are you painting the skirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero with best and possibly farewell wishes to all noccers

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling."

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening dear- so happy you’re back on the forums

Hope you’re all having a wonderful weekend!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

Hey, is it ok for me to say I always liked your contributions on the forums!! You're funny, always make me laugh!!! "

Oh! Thank you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi night owls. Uploading new pics for Mr to see when he gets home in the morning from a long hard shift. What a lucky man

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been "

It could be lovelier still if you-know-who would pull her finger out and engage in some pillow talk with you-know-him at that there place in Mayfair.

Good evening to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars.

ÊsArKây — good evening to you, young Sirrah!

I'm going to have to look "Sirrah" up

For you it's a term of endearment! "

Ooooo I've looked it up, burn

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

A gorgeous day, laid back, avoided work, walked the dog and prepared the garden for the winter."

We had a walk in the sunshine, I made semi successful cakes and our daughter and son in law visited

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Midnight strolls in.. So good to be back

Oooo i can get some afternoon tea veris now! "

Would you like one? I didn't want to impose.

Good evening Míddèrs. I've missed your curves and your straight talking.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

It's been gorgeous here... Saw a cloud inversion too - spectacular "

Just had to Google that... I agree, spectacular!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

It could be lovelier still if you-know-who would pull her finger out and engage in some pillow talk with you-know-him at that there place in Mayfair.

Good evening to you! "

. I knew I was missing someone

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day! "

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me. "

Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening OP, and everyone else. I hope everyone is having a chilled and relaxing evening."

Oral-Fanatic, ever so ecstatic! Good evening. It's been a chilled evening for me.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal...

I've just eaten Cheesecake and ice cream...

It was very good.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Buenos Noches Mon Amigo

The rough diamond but the smooth operator, good evening Grumpmeister extraordinaire!

Sound as a pound geez "

²° shillings for you, you young street Urchin!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, nice to see you back. I wasn't allowed to say hello on your first night back - I must remember not to back chat people.

Evening felicitations, hkphóòey43! Not allowed by whom? Notwithstanding, it's great to see you too!

·

I fear I may have paid a visit to the headmaster's office - in my day we'd call it detention, but I think modern school parlance is 'reflection'."

Ah, now I understand! Did you get the cane?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello fabbers "

MuchasG! Welcome!

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"Hello fabbers

MuchasG! Welcome! "

Have I missed out?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerø, and other Nocturnaliites.

Welcome back Nerø. "

Good evening oxondÅvina! You are far too kind and gracious beyond words. I hope you are well and thriving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Buenos Noches Mon Amigo

The rough diamond but the smooth operator, good evening Grumpmeister extraordinaire!

Sound as a pound geez

²° shillings for you, you young street Urchin! "

I'm older than you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero with best and possibly farewell wishes to all noccers"

Hello and warm welcome to Mcflirty. Thank you for your kindly and congenial words to us all this evening.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello Nerø, and other Nocturnaliites.

Welcome back Nerø.

Good evening oxondÅvina! You are far too kind and gracious beyond words. I hope you are well and thriving? "

I'm generally alright, but I have slight cold.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello fabbers "

*Waves from the next postcode*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course "

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight strolls in.. So good to be back

Oooo i can get some afternoon tea veris now!

Would you like one? I didn't want to impose.

Good evening Míddèrs. I've missed your curves and your straight talking."

Oh i most definitely want one

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero, nice to see you back. I wasn't allowed to say hello on your first night back - I must remember not to back chat people.

Evening felicitations, hkphóòey43! Not allowed by whom? Notwithstanding, it's great to see you too!

·

I fear I may have paid a visit to the headmaster's office - in my day we'd call it detention, but I think modern school parlance is 'reflection'.

Ah, now I understand! Did you get the cane?"

I had a copy of Homer' Iliad down my trousers, so it made little impression on my posterior.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening dear- so happy you’re back on the forums

Hope you’re all having a wonderful weekend!"

Dëmidëmi — so good they named her twice². It's good to be back...in smallish doses.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m back again Sir Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi night owls. Uploading new pics for Mr to see when he gets home in the morning from a long hard shift. What a lucky man "

He's a most fortunate fellow and indeed a lucky man of the highest order. Good evening BlondieandDickie.

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi night owls. Uploading new pics for Mr to see when he gets home in the morning from a long hard shift. What a lucky man

He's a most fortunate fellow and indeed a lucky man of the highest order. Good evening BlondieandDickie."

Good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars.

ÊsArKây — good evening to you, young Sirrah!

I'm going to have to look "Sirrah" up

For you it's a term of endearment!

Ooooo I've looked it up, burn "

Is burn a good thing or a not so good thing?

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

Busy day and a quiet evening so far and wondering if it's too late to go out????

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

It could be lovelier still if you-know-who would pull her finger out and engage in some pillow talk with you-know-him at that there place in Mayfair.

Good evening to you!

·

. I knew I was missing someone "

One day, mark my words and I shall brand your derrière with my red hot cattle prod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I shall bid you all goodnight, cos I am going to snuggle in bed with my kindle, and no doubt be asleep before the end of the chapter.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

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Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain? "

I had a quickie nap whilst they injected icy cool dye into my capillaries. I thought of you. You were my crutch.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal...

I've just eaten Cheesecake and ice cream...

It was very good..... "

Good evening Brôther Åsh. †

I wasn't aware that Greggs™ did sausage roll cheesecake!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello fabbers

MuchasG! Welcome!

Have I missed out?"

You've missed very little for very little was missed.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars.

ÊsArKây — good evening to you, young Sirrah!

I'm going to have to look "Sirrah" up

For you it's a term of endearment!

Ooooo I've looked it up, burn

Is burn a good thing or a not so good thing?"

It rather depends on which end of it you are.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

·

Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain?

I had a quickie nap whilst they injected icy cool dye into my capillaries. I thought of you. You were my crutch."

Glad to be of use in some way! Let me know what they say. If you need a personality transplant, we could see what we can do

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Buenos Noches Mon Amigo

The rough diamond but the smooth operator, good evening Grumpmeister extraordinaire!

Sound as a pound geez

²° shillings for you, you young street Urchin!

I'm older than you "

Hence the shillings!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerø, and other Nocturnaliites.

Welcome back Nerø.

Good evening oxondÅvina! You are far too kind and gracious beyond words. I hope you are well and thriving?

I'm generally alright, but I have slight cold. "

A cold what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster. "

What have I done now?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Midnight strolls in.. So good to be back

Oooo i can get some afternoon tea veris now!

Would you like one? I didn't want to impose.

Good evening Míddèrs. I've missed your curves and your straight talking.

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Oh I most definitely want one "

Duly noted. What about the verification; that too?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

Gin and Tonique!! Good evening! ·

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening one and all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, nice to see you back. I wasn't allowed to say hello on your first night back - I must remember not to back chat people.

Evening felicitations, hkphóòey43! Not allowed by whom? Notwithstanding, it's great to see you too!

·

I fear I may have paid a visit to the headmaster's office - in my day we'd call it detention, but I think modern school parlance is 'reflection'.

Ah, now I understand! Did you get the cane?

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I had a copy of Homer' Iliad down my trousers, so it made little impression on my posterior."

And the anterior? A copy of The Odyssey?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

It could be lovelier still if you-know-who would pull her finger out and engage in some pillow talk with you-know-him at that there place in Mayfair.

Good evening to you!

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. I knew I was missing someone

One day, mark my words and I shall brand your derrière with my red hot cattle prod. "

Promises promises

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m back again Sir Nero "

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape.... "

I'll tell you during pillow talk. I'm all for cheap tricks tonight. But the cotton sheets will be priceless.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi night owls. Uploading new pics for Mr to see when he gets home in the morning from a long hard shift. What a lucky man

He's a most fortunate fellow and indeed a lucky man of the highest order. Good evening BlondieandDickie.

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Good evening "

Good evening again. How are the montage of photographs coming along?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

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Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it. "

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Busy day and a quiet evening so far and wondering if it's too late to go out???? "

Hello and the goodest of evenings, Ãdriãn52. Perhaps it's a little too late. Join us in the Noc'. We're serving Bloody Mary cocktails this evening. No celery though.

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I'll tell you during pillow talk. I'm all for cheap tricks tonight. But the cotton sheets will be priceless."

.

You're a naughty one!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well, I shall bid you all goodnight, cos I am going to snuggle in bed with my kindle, and no doubt be asleep before the end of the chapter."

Sleep well, peaceful slumber!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening nocstars.

ÊsArKây — good evening to you, young Sirrah!

I'm going to have to look "Sirrah" up

For you it's a term of endearment!

Ooooo I've looked it up, burn

Is burn a good thing or a not so good thing?

It rather depends on which end of it you are."

Well, I'm no longer feeling any stinging sensation in my phallus.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

·

Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain?

I had a quickie nap whilst they injected icy cool dye into my capillaries. I thought of you. You were my crutch.

Glad to be of use in some way! Let me know what they say. If you need a personality transplant, we could see what we can do "

I shall keep you posted, my flower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape.... "

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

·

Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain?

I had a quickie nap whilst they injected icy cool dye into my capillaries. I thought of you. You were my crutch.

Glad to be of use in some way! Let me know what they say. If you need a personality transplant, we could see what we can do

I shall keep you posted, my flower."

You know what?! It'd be one hell of a dick pic for your profile

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

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What have I done now? "

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

I could always do both ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already too far gone. Happy for a 121 chat.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening one and all "

I would conjecture that you are of a licentious disposition. It's a guess of course but a hopeful one. Gøød ëvëning QueenofSuccubi.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everyone. What a lovely day it's been

It could be lovelier still if you-know-who would pull her finger out and engage in some pillow talk with you-know-him at that there place in Mayfair.

Good evening to you!

·

. I knew I was missing someone

One day, mark my words and I shall brand your derrière with my red hot cattle prod.

·

Promises promises "

I'm coming to Hastings....

...to renew my policy.

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x"

Awww I can't message you as you have women blocked!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

·

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK "

Just leave your Gin tokens at the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

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What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday."

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x

Awww I can't message you as you have women blocked!! "

What! Oh dear I'll check my filters lol!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape.... "

Is the book "Moonless Night" by Bertram Arthur "Jimmy" James?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I'll tell you during pillow talk. I'm all for cheap tricks tonight. But the cotton sheets will be priceless.

.

You're a naughty one!!! "

·

I can be naughty².

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

·

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x"

....also attach a dic pic for Míddèrs. Just for laughs, of course.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Urban Neró,

Fellow Fabbers.

Felicitations .

My diminutive pocket rocket Sprockett²². My maiden from afar. Good evening! "

I'm maiden England Neró, haha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

·

Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain?

I had a quickie nap whilst they injected icy cool dye into my capillaries. I thought of you. You were my crutch.

Glad to be of use in some way! Let me know what they say. If you need a personality transplant, we could see what we can do

I shall keep you posted, my flower.

You know what?! It'd be one hell of a dick pic for your profile "

Have you seen the cock photo in my profile?? It's a rare one!

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x

Awww I can't message you as you have women blocked!!

What! Oh dear I'll check my filters lol!! "

Midnight, it's ok I was able to message you!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind. "

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, nocturnal noccers. Today, I mainly stayed in bed for the morning because it was warmer. I solved the crises of the world from my repose, a bit like Florence Nightingale and then we went shopping. I've had another bowl of soup and treated myself to some chocolate buttons. Oh, and I cleaned the loo.

What a day!

Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

·

Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain?

I had a quickie nap whilst they injected icy cool dye into my capillaries. I thought of you. You were my crutch.

Glad to be of use in some way! Let me know what they say. If you need a personality transplant, we could see what we can do

I shall keep you posted, my flower.

You know what?! It'd be one hell of a dick pic for your profile

Have you seen the cock photo in my profile?? It's a rare one!"

No, but I've seen your rusty trumpet

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Already too far gone. Happy for a 121 chat."

Míddèrs will chat to you.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK "

Nero has agreed to endure you. It sounds like he’s authorised me having the night off! What a top bloke

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x

Awww I can't message you as you have women blocked!!

What! Oh dear I'll check my filters lol!! "

For goodness sake Míddèrs! You've been here since 1997. You should be an expert by now!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!. "

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK

Nero has agreed to endure you. It sounds like he’s authorised me having the night off! What a top bloke "

Knob

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Urban Neró,

Fellow Fabbers.

Felicitations .

My diminutive pocket rocket Sprockett²². My maiden from afar. Good evening!

I'm maiden England Neró, haha "

And what a fåir måiden you are. Exceptionally so!

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

Is the book "Moonless Night" by Bertram Arthur "Jimmy" James?"

No, the author is Sydney Dowse, he wrote his story of his escape. He helped with the digging of the 3 tunnels, Tom, Dick and Harry.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK

Nero has agreed to endure you. It sounds like he’s authorised me having the night off! What a top bloke

Knob "

Do not speak of Sir Nero in that manner!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it "

You approve?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gooooood Eveñiñg KC² my . It's full on 'full gong' for you. Today...it was MRI day for me.

·

Did you fall asleep? Did they find your brain?

I had a quickie nap whilst they injected icy cool dye into my capillaries. I thought of you. You were my crutch.

Glad to be of use in some way! Let me know what they say. If you need a personality transplant, we could see what we can do

I shall keep you posted, my flower.

You know what?! It'd be one hell of a dick pic for your profile

Have you seen the cock photo in my profile?? It's a rare one!

·

No, but I've seen your rusty trumpet "

It's tired and tarnished from over-use.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK

Nero has agreed to endure you. It sounds like he’s authorised me having the night off! What a top bloke

Knob

Do not speak of Sir Nero in that manner!"

Such vituperative language! She'll have to go! »»

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands."

I hope you've got big hands

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands "

Oh, I'm average.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I've finally caught up!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've finally caught up!"

Not now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've finally caught up!"

Just as I looked back in, marvelous.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve? "

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've finally caught up!

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Not now!"

Shush!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've finally caught up!

Just as I looked back in, marvelous."

You're my time-keeper..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands

Oh, I'm average. "

The whole of fab knows that ....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants "

I have many other titles to bestow in case this one doesn't take your nobility-fancy. †

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants "

Yes Sir!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands

Oh, I'm average.

The whole of fab knows that ...."

They do now. It's never affected my bonking competencies.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello Nerø, and other Nocturnaliites.

Welcome back Nerø.

Good evening oxondÅvina! You are far too kind and gracious beyond words. I hope you are well and thriving?

I'm generally alright, but I have slight cold.

A cold what?"

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK

Nero has agreed to endure you. It sounds like he’s authorised me having the night off! What a top bloke

Knob

Do not speak of Sir Nero in that manner!

Such vituperative language! She'll have to go! »»"

She’s your responsibility. If you say she has to go, then she has to go »»

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants

I have many other titles to bestow in case this one doesn't take your nobility-fancy. †"

No I think this one works

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands

Oh, I'm average.

The whole of fab knows that ....

They do now. It's never affected my bonking competencies. "

I thought you were on medical leave from bonking?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants

Yes Sir!! "

Ffs! My penis is rock hard right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands

Oh, I'm average.

The whole of fab knows that ....

They do now. It's never affected my bonking competencies. "

You really need to stop humping your silk cushions Nero, you will ruin them.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, evening nocturnal folk

Côôkie, I miss your aççent. This coming Friday I wish to hear your dulcet tones above the cacophony.

Good evening dårling.

·

Ahhhh I shall talk your ears off this coming Friday evening between gins of course

It's an ordeal I'll have to endure, but I shall gin and bear it.

When I’m not annoying you I’ll make sure I annoy GK

Nero has agreed to endure you. It sounds like he’s authorised me having the night off! What a top bloke

Knob

Do not speak of Sir Nero in that manner!

Such vituperative language! She'll have to go! »»

·

She’s your responsibility. If you say she has to go, then she has to go »»"

I'm going to add her to my Åfternoon Teå Harem™. It's the stuff of legends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants

Yes Sir!!

Ffs! My penis is rock hard right now "

Stop rubbing it then!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands

Oh, I'm average.

The whole of fab knows that ....

They do now. It's never affected my bonking competencies.

I thought you were on medical leave from bonking?"

Groan....sigh....I hoping I'm better by Friday.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands

Oh, I'm average.

The whole of fab knows that ....

They do now. It's never affected my bonking competencies.

I thought you were on medical leave from bonking?

Groan....sigh....I hoping I'm better by Friday."

Rub some tiger balm into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x

Awww I can't message you as you have women blocked!!

What! Oh dear I'll check my filters lol!!

For goodness sake Míddèrs! You've been here since 1997. You should be an expert by now! "

Soz... Was too busy focussing on the sausage

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Good evening Bøø, you filth monster.

·

What have I done now?

It's all about what you haven't done. All shall be revealed on Friday.

·

I'll try not to fall out on Friday, Jesus give me a break!.

I shall be all gentlemanly and support you with both hands.

·

I hope you've got big hands

Oh, I'm average.

The whole of fab knows that ....

They do now. It's never affected my bonking competencies.

I thought you were on medical leave from bonking?

Groan....sigh....I hoping I'm better by Friday.

Rub some tiger balm into it "

Your malevolence knows no bounds!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey, I've a question for ye - if I was to try and find a war book but didn't know the name of it, just the author's name, how would I go about finding it if I can't find it on Google?? Do ye know The Great Escape, the film well this particular author was one of the 3 who managed to escape....

I know someone on fab who will definitely know - will send you their username if you DM me x

Awww I can't message you as you have women blocked!!

What! Oh dear I'll check my filters lol!!

For goodness sake Míddèrs! You've been here since 1997. You should be an expert by now!

Soz... Was too busy focussing on the sausage "

¿¿??

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants

Yes Sir!!

Ffs! My penis is rock hard right now

Stop rubbing it then!! "

Well I’d die of blue balls waiting for you to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants

Yes Sir!!

Ffs! My penis is rock hard right now

Stop rubbing it then!!

Well I’d die of blue balls waiting for you to do it "

I'll warm my hands up for next Friday then

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"I’m back again Sir Nero

Duke GåteKêêper! I think you're deserving of a Nocturnal Peerage. A life peerage, mind.

Sir Gatekeeper has a great ring to it

You approve?

I’m gonna run with it and see how it lands with the peasants

Yes Sir!!

Ffs! My penis is rock hard right now

Stop rubbing it then!!

Well I’d die of blue balls waiting for you to do it

I'll warm my hands up for next Friday then"

*gulp*

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Portugal checked in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can't leave you lot for 20 minutes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Portugal checked in "

Good evening Mr. Portugal.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Can't leave you lot for 20 minutes "

Bøø only needs ²° minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't leave you lot for 20 minutes

Bøø only needs ²° minutes. "

Boo needs hours

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Portugal checked in

Good evening Mr. Portugal. "

Quick ?... Why are you pictured with a handbag and a bugule on your profile pics?

Are you part of London's metropolitan elite?

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