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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To go bang my head against a brick wall.

If I pass out someone just do it for me.

Thanks.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"To go bang my head against a brick wall.

If I pass out someone just do it for me.

Thanks.

There are a lot of things I would do for you, but bashing my pretty head against a wall isn’t one of them. Would you like me to get you some baileys instead?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

All she wants to do is do it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Keep bashing your head for you or bash my own?

That sounds like a euphemism but it wasn't meant that way.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That sounds like a euphemism but it wasn't meant that way."

It is now. No take-backsies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go bang my head against a brick wall.

If I pass out someone just do it for me.

Thanks.

There are a lot of things I would do for you, but bashing my pretty head against a wall isn’t one of them. Would you like me to get you some baileys instead? "

Let's talk about all these things you'd do for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep bashing your head for you or bash my own?

That sounds like a euphemism but it wasn't meant that way.

Just mine. I'm not a violent person...

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"To go bang my head against a brick wall.

If I pass out someone just do it for me.

Thanks.

There are a lot of things I would do for you, but bashing my pretty head against a wall isn’t one of them. Would you like me to get you some baileys instead?

Let's talk about all these things you'd do for me..."

In.

Also offering a penis to bang against your head if you need it

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Make sure you've got some paracetamol and ibuprofen for the headache

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"To go bang my head against a brick wall.

If I pass out someone just do it for me.

Thanks.

Bang it against a pillow instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which head have I got to bang

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.

We could always do some research so that we can offer her the best advice?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make sure you've got some paracetamol and ibuprofen for the headache

I have wine. That'll work right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go bang my head against a brick wall.

If I pass out someone just do it for me.

Thanks.

Bang it against a pillow instead "

Kinda missing the whole point there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.

He keeps turning me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head."

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I know i can smell it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony....."

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

"
damn did i miss a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

damn did i miss a row "

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

No you just hijack the majority of threads to do it.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Ooo ooo its on like donkey kong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

No you just hijack the majority of threads to do it."

That's a lot of threads

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Ooo ooo its on like donkey kong"

It's really not. I am now putting phone away and getting the lead and collar and the dog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread..."

Sure

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I can taste salt

Em x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I join in please.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can taste salt

Em x"

Stop eating it then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread...

Sure"

The problem with here is everyone thinks a post is about them.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I can taste salt

Em x

Stop eating it then."

I didn't eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I join in please.

Mrs "

If I can join in with that photo then yes. Yes you can.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Have you hit the wall yet

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Please refer to alcohol thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Brick wall? Sounds like there will be a bruise on your noggin later.

I advise a bobble hat.

You're welcome.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Please refer to alcohol thread

Now if the two things were linked that would be a really shitty thing to do right….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brick wall? Sounds like there will be a bruise on your noggin later.

I advise a bobble hat.

You're welcome."

I have wine.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.

You poor things, forced to post in a thread.

Irony.....

And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.

Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread...

Sure

The problem with here is everyone thinks a post is about them. "

We're so vain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please refer to alcohol thread

Now if the two things were linked that would be a really shitty thing to do right….

Not guilty!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Please refer to alcohol thread

Now if the two things were linked that would be a really shitty thing to do right….

Not guilty!"

Not this thread I’m referring to.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go bang my head against a brick wall.

If I pass out someone just do it for me.

Thanks.

Oh do not do that you get a headache.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended. "

But that requires shaving.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving. "

Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.

He keeps turning me down. "

That's not what he told me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.

He keeps turning me down.

That's not what he told me"

They are just going for will they won't they vibes. Like in TV shows. And just like in TV shows it gets tedious, then when it finally happens everyone ends up disappointed in the result.

Shit or get off the pot!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving. "

Bruce also tells me he loves an au natrel women

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving.

Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that. "

Do I need a squirrel for the shaving or the fucking

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.

He keeps turning me down.

That's not what he told me

They are just going for will they won't they vibes. Like in TV shows. And just like in TV shows it gets tedious, then when it finally happens everyone ends up disappointed in the result.

Shit or get off the pot! "

I'll chip in for a room at the Travelodge.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving.

Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that.

Do I need a squirrel for the shaving or the fucking "

The shaving chat, not the fucking. Geez Mimi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving.

Bruce also tells me he loves an au natrel women"

Brucey lies.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Brick wall? Sounds like there will be a bruise on your noggin later.

I advise a bobble hat.

You're welcome.

I have wine."

That works too

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving.

Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that.

Do I need a squirrel for the shaving or the fucking

The shaving chat, not the fucking. Geez Mimi."

You never know on here... I just fed the squirrels at the park, I'd have brought one home if I'd known!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving.

Bruce also tells me he loves an au natrel women

Brucey lies."

That would explain the big nose

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

What the fuck is going on in here?!

And Mimi you can't just say people have big noses that's bullying!

Double standards in this place!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"What the fuck is going on in here?!

And Mimi you can't just say people have big noses that's bullying!

Double standards in this place!

But I've seen it... And you tell everyone about it.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.

But that requires shaving.

Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that. "

Are there separate forums for red and grey squirrels?

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