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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

How good do you think you'd be at jerking off another man's penis?

Don't you dare start complaining! It's a free forum and you have all wondered it! Put the pitchfork down Timmy and answer the question!

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over a year ago

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In"

How did I know this was coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll offer my dick, who’s coming to stroke it then? For research purposes. I promise not to give you the bi.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.

* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Not to inflate my own ego, but I’m good with my hands. Dexterity, sensitivity and strength. I’m also good at reading someone’s reactions and adjusting accordingly… so I’d be bloody great at wanking other men. One day I might even try it

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

*Watches with interest*

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"In

How did I know this was coming "

Can’t you feel it building it up?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.

* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are."

I got the message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.

* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are."

That's you off my hotlist then.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That's you off my hotlist then."

You don’t even have a cock!

(Do you? I haven’t checked …)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.

* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are.

That's you off my hotlist then."

And most definitely off mine

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And most definitely off mine

I know *you* have a cock. I’ve even seen it.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!"

Slip a finger in...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!"

Amateur

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!

Slip a finger in...

Every time

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!

Slip a finger in...

In my balls?!

*Cancels train to York*

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Honestly I think I'd be damn good at it. It's basically muscle memory by now, shouldn't matter whose cock it is I guess

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I have done it but he was a very fast cummer. Probably wouldn't work for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!

Slip a finger in...

In my balls?!

*Cancels train to York*"

Don't knock it till you've tried it

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Funnily enough, I’ve never thought about it, because I’m straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to practice on mine?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Funnily enough, I’ve never thought about it, because I’m straight. "

Really?! It doesn't make you gay to have a passing thought of 'hmm wonder if I'd jerk it this well to others'

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

OK, that's enough Internet for me today

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

all men love dick its just a by product of having one between your legs. before you die you will fall to the pork sword sooner or later

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

The nay sayers yet they read the thread! Lol! Must’ve been some interest surely.

I’ve done it once. I’d do it again.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"all men love dick its just a by product of having one between your legs. before you die you will fall to the pork sword sooner or later

If there were a situation where I had to touch someone else’s fanny - say I’d been abducted and had to earn my right to be ransomed - I wouldn’t have a clue what to do. I’ve got one but expect they all work fairly differently

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Rub the clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey I think you need to stop eating Smarties now, enough is enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about jerkin' off because angle snd position would be all wrong, but I reckon I could give a good blow job.

But my gag reflexes are zero. And I don't really want a guys cock in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.

I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!

Slip a finger in...

A girl after my own heart

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By *hite-PonyMan
over a year ago

Newton Stewart/ Midlands/ London

I reckon I'd be pretty good at it, especially a reach around

haha

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

It's different wanking off another guys cock.

The shape is unfamiliar

He might be circumcised

He might like it really hard and fast and he might not

Wanking cocks does vary from cock to cock

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Brucey I think you need to stop eating Smarties now, enough is enough! "

I'm onto the happy meals without you now!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"all men love dick its just a by product of having one between your legs. before you die you will fall to the pork sword sooner or later

The prick only has two modes. Soft or hard not much else needs to be done

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Wanking cocks does vary from cock to cock"

I misread that as “Warning cocks vary …”

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Nope. Literally never crossed my mind. Ever

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