FabSwingers.com forum: Accidental female love puffs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK, one for the ladies out there.....whose accidentally farted during a meet, and how did it play out? I'm guessing most people think it's hilarious, but there's always a few drama Queens too.

In depth welcomed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yeah, it happens. I just laugh it off.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Nah, some of us can hold ourselves just fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just going to sit and read the answers. This could be amusing.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Unless it sites your hair, it's just a bodily function. It happens.(I won't pit the shoot in front of that... Not pleasant)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Love puffs!

That's the most cringy term I've heard for a fart.

Mrs

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

That's it, I've had enough of contradictive text.

It totally ruins whitty repartee's

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Love puffs!

That's the most cringy term I've heard for a fart.

Mrs "

My thoughts exactly

Em x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where all adults these things happen. Now fanny facts just have me in a heap of gigglea

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

We had beefy holes last night and now love puffs.

What's loving about a fucking gas build up from an asshole op?!

This place man it's starting to get to me rock

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Well now that all depends on what's brewing...

Small guffs can be released slowly and silently

Bubble butts need a cough or a sneeze to disguise the rumblings

Sulphurous is blamed on anyone around me, or if its two of us then the first accuser wins...

Now fanny farts he seeks to cause as it amuses him, so they don't count

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love puffs!

That's the most cringy term I've heard for a fart.

Mrs "

Haha….I’ve heard lots of females use that term on here before….I’m not taking credit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's it, I've had enough of contradictive text.

It totally ruins whitty repartee's"

Yeah, was scratching mi head at your first reply lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, it happens. I just laugh it off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't DM me and keep it on the thread. FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't DM me and keep it on the thread. FFS "

Ffs get over yourself xx

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I thought a love puff and a fanny fart were the same thing.

Anyway, they are really funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occupational hazard...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have never farted on a meet.

I have Queefed. I hate it and it only happens when men go in n out in n out if i'm in a doggy position.

I'm not embarrased but I don't laugh like an infant either .....

I hate any inning and outing more than I hate Queefing and will STOP proceedings if someone decides to do that stupid stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a fanny fart or a bum burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't DM me and keep it on the thread. FFS

Ffs get over yourself xx"

Rude

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over a year ago

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