FabSwingers.com forum: What would you like right now?

By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

What small, ordinary thing would you like at this very moment?

Personally, I wish there were a lady in bed with me that I could put my arms around and rest my head on her chest for a while.

What would make your moment better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Macdonald's breakfast!

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

Calderdale

Delivery to arrive early

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"A Macdonald's breakfast!"

Oooh pancakes and sausage!

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A Macdonald's breakfast!"

Should be do-able! Are they on Deliveroo? Get your order in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange juice and a cute guy to make out with would make my day honestly.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Delivery to arrive early

Delivery of what? Something exciting presumably?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Macdonald's breakfast!

Oooh pancakes and sausage!"

Oh get out.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Small, ordinary? Pfft no.

Can I just have someone tell me exactly what to say and do for a hour or so? That would be helpful. And a mocha with that wisdom.

Might as well ask for the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Macdonald's breakfast!

Should be do-able! Are they on Deliveroo? Get your order in!"

Not where I live!

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Orange juice and a cute guy to make out with would make my day honestly. "

Let's hope one turns up at your door having picked up a carton on the way over.

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

A hot and horny wife sitting on my face.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A Macdonald's breakfast!

Should be do-able! Are they on Deliveroo? Get your order in!

Not where I live!"

Fair - who would deliver to Hell? You need someone to bring one round then.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A hot and horny wife sitting on my face."

Me too, brother. Me too. If I had a wife.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’d like a nice freshly-baked pastry from a little French bakery. The kind of boulangerie you get in a tiny village in the South of France. And a strong mug of filter coffee. Just black, but with a drop of honey stirred through, German style.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Small, ordinary? Pfft no.

Can I just have someone tell me exactly what to say and do for a hour or so? That would be helpful. And a mocha with that wisdom.

Might as well ask for the moon.

I mean, I *could* do that for you, but I honestly wouldn't do a single thing I say. It's bound to be wrong and make things worse.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

The feeling of an anticipation for a weekend with a hot guy (or two).

But right now just coffee would be nice.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A nicely to spoon with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to wash and blow dry my hair for me. Because I’m trying to get the energy to go and do it

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A nice tight spooning session

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d like a nice freshly-baked pastry from a little French bakery. The kind of boulangerie you get in a tiny village in the South of France. And a strong mug of filter coffee. Just black, but with a drop of honey stirred through, German style."

That's admirably specific.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A nice tight spooning session

I hope you are quickly inboxed with tempting offers.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Someone to wash and blow dry my hair for me. Because I’m trying to get the energy to go and do it

Being tended to by someone else is a nice thought.

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

A cuddle and oral please...

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"The feeling of an anticipation for a weekend with a hot guy (or two).

But right now just coffee would be nice."

Fingers crossed you can have both - may your inbox overflow with hot messages from hot people.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A cuddle and oral please...

Amen, sister. Two of my absolute favourite things.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in Norfolk to ask me in for a coffee and to fuck the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to go back to bed.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"The feeling of an anticipation for a weekend with a hot guy (or two).

But right now just coffee would be nice.

Fingers crossed you can have both - may your inbox overflow with hot messages from hot people."

Thank you.

Already have a hot coffee so all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For an insanely hot woman to bring me a bacon sandwich, and then leave.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Milk"

What kind? I'll pop to Co-op and leave it on your doorstep.

(I won't really but if we were friends and knew where you lived...I probably still wouldn't actually. Unless you lived really close to me. Then I might).

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By *azrich87Man
over a year ago

kings lynn

I would like oral and then back to bed for cuddles

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Milk

What kind? I'll pop to Co-op and leave it on your doorstep.

(I won't really but if we were friends and knew where you lived...I probably still wouldn't actually. Unless you lived really close to me. Then I might)."

Haha! Last time that happened I didn't get rid of him for years. Let's not

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone to wash and blow dry my hair for me. Because I’m trying to get the energy to go and do it

I’ll do it, in exchange for a cuppa tea and day in bed with you

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

2 pints of semi skimmed as I cannae be arsed to go out

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Someone brave to try and massage me.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Milk

What kind? I'll pop to Co-op and leave it on your doorstep.

(I won't really but if we were friends and knew where you lived...I probably still wouldn't actually. Unless you lived really close to me. Then I might).

Haha! Last time that happened I didn't get rid of him for years. Let's not

You shouldn't be so magnetic and charismatic then. You obviously bewitched him with your feminine wiles.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Milk

What kind? I'll pop to Co-op and leave it on your doorstep.

(I won't really but if we were friends and knew where you lived...I probably still wouldn't actually. Unless you lived really close to me. Then I might).

Haha! Last time that happened I didn't get rid of him for years. Let's not

You shouldn't be so magnetic and charismatic then. You obviously bewitched him with your feminine wiles."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone brave to try and massage me.

Why does he/she need to be brave?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bacon - I can’t seem to find any in my fridge

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"2 pints of semi skimmed as I cannae be arsed to go out"

I like yo be helpful but Hampshire's too far - sorry.

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Is a woman on my face and one on my fella too much to ask for?

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Someone brave to try and massage me.

I've never been noted for my courage but in this instance I'd give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to wash and blow dry my hair for me. Because I’m trying to get the energy to go and do it

I’ll do it, in exchange for a cuppa tea and day in bed with you

Deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 pints of semi skimmed as I cannae be arsed to go out"

I’ll come drop some off on my way to work.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Bacon - I can’t seem to find any in my fridge

I have 2 packets of bacon, one middle and one nitrite free. And a dozen eggs.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Someone brave to try and massage me.

Why does he/she need to be brave? "

Because I’m still in a bad mood. Thought a massage might calm me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice high protein breakfast (no, not that) and a good coffee, neither of which I have to make

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Bacon - I can’t seem to find any in my fridge

I have 2 packets of bacon, one middle and one nitrite free. And a dozen eggs. "

Ohhhhh I’ll grab my seeded sourdough

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A handjob and an omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naked red head bouncing on me

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

bradford

A new job I'm really fed up of my current one

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

My husband to be next to me for a spoon and a quickie

before kids get up

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By *orkshire 123Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Bacon and egg butty

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Someone to stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty."

You *are* pretty.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A new job I'm really fed up of my current one "

What would you like to do instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pancakes with syrup

A back,boobs and bum cheeks massage

And a day in bed with someone naughty but also funny please.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pancakes with syrup

A back,boobs and bum cheeks massage

And a day in bed with someone naughty but also funny please."

Damn. I was all ready to come over but then you said 'funny' and I'm out.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A really nice cup of coffee to warm me up while I’m being a bus wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be still in bed

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A naked red head bouncing on me"

No hair - just a red head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.

I think asking for the moon might be easier.

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sex.

I think asking for the moon might be easier."

I can only assume you have standards. Drop them and you'll have no problem getting sex. Not that I recommend such a course of action as regret often applies.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee cuddle and kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A specific man in my bed, so I can have a morning cuddle, kissing and some slow sex

Then a nice mug of earl grey with boiled egg and soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex.

I think asking for the moon might be easier.

I can only assume you have standards. Drop them and you'll have no problem getting sex. Not that I recommend such a course of action as regret often applies."

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

Toasted fruit tea cake with lots of butter and a cup of tea. (Yorkshire, strong, small splash of milk and no sugar)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon rolls with brown sauce

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Sex.

I think asking for the moon might be easier.

I can only assume you have standards. Drop them and you'll have no problem getting sex. Not that I recommend such a course of action as regret often applies.

Eaxctly my thought when i read that reply..

wtf!

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By *searchingMan
over a year ago

hmmm

"Sex.

I think asking for the moon might be easier."

I’d like the moon

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sex.

I think asking for the moon might be easier.

I can only assume you have standards. Drop them and you'll have no problem getting sex. Not that I recommend such a course of action as regret often applies.

Eaxctly my thought when i read that reply..

wtf!"

It was a joke. I added the bit about not recommending anyone actually do that just in case that wasn't clear. Obviously still wasn't clear enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to wake up with, being snuggled up feeling a hard on poking my arse. Morning sex and then you know what, something that's only happened once or twice before but only because I was recovering from brain surgery, a cup of tea brought to me in bed.... Just cos.

That would be my ideal

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By * MailMan
over a year ago

Poole

A pair of My crush at works knickers

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Breakfast

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