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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If a guy with a mushroom-shaped cock was laying in a field of mushrooms; do you think you would be able to spot him or would you just go:

"Oh look - there's another mushroom"?

...How many penises have we walked by or even trodden on without even knowing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked one by accident once thought it was a liberty cap the guy looked quiet shocked

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Snaaake snaaaake ooh it's a snake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Snaaake snaaaake ooh it's a snake "

Badger, badger, badger, badger

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

What if a cow comes along and nibbles at it? Assuming that is that goes actually eat mushrooms

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

"What if a cow comes along and nibbles at it? Assuming that is that goes actually eat mushrooms"

“Cows” ffs bastard auto correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if a cow comes along and nibbles at it? Assuming that is that goes actually eat mushrooms"

I think birds like pecking them too (ouch)... I know squirrels love to sink their teeth into a big coc...er mushroom.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

That's what that funny noise was...huh

Em x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well if they're all squished in and you can't notice the cock, there mustn't be mushroom.

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