FabSwingers.com forum: What is the best line to end an argument

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

______ always

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

'and take the duck as well'

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I scoff at your plight

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Now use your mouth for something worthwhile in life and suck my cock like a champ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Somewhere out there, there's a tree creating oxygen, just so you can breathe.

You should go find it and apologise.

That kinda thing?

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I'm sorry. No wait, what I meant was fuck you. I always get those muddled up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

“It’s you , not me “

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Your boring me now

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Whatever......

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sure

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yer Ma!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right, I'm wrong- make up sex??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"K"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steady experiment 228, it’s not that deep

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'd suggest you to fuck off and tell someone who is actually interested, but I fear that may be a lifelong search.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd suggest you to fuck off and tell someone who is actually interested, but I fear that may be a lifelong search."

You've definitely said that before

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"I'd suggest you to fuck off and tell someone who is actually interested, but I fear that may be a lifelong search."

True..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Can be used in a`court of law."

And then the slamming of the police wagon door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever...

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Whatever..."

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Talk to the hand because the face isn't listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toodleoo motherfucker

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Yer Ma!"

The classic. For perfection, experience it delivered in a Derry accent.

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

Hmmm. Interesting.

I've never looked at it that way.

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By *ndy man 200Man
over a year ago

hereford

Say nothing,smile and walkaway.

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By *uctifanoWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

This

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Sssshhhh...the poison acts fast, and is almost pain-free.

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By *unter212gazMan
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

Sit on my face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine.

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By *ecretSilverlinkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

“I said what I said and i’m not changing it”

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By *harlie_roseCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

bye nob head

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By *mall.sausageMan
over a year ago

Rochdale

Im off for a wank .

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

If you'd listened to me in first place

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By *acetobesatonMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

If you want to argue, look in the mirror as it'll look like you're getting a response

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By *omRachCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

'And you know I'm right'

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

The last house on the left…

-And that’s the bottom line, coz Stone Cold said so!

-Who’s Stone Cold?

-Shaddup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some vinegar to go with your salt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that goes for your mother too...

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yer Ma!"

80s flashback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ya knickers/pants off! It’s angry make up fuck time

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

That’s what is said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should have a conversation with each other about how we interact with each other and why.

Works nearly every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my personal favourites include:

You are going to Brazil, L, Cope, Seethe, Mald, Dilate, Skill Issue, Hoes Mad, Don't Care, Didn't Ask, Stay Mad, you fell off, touch grass, pound sand, quote tweet, cringe, ggez, triggered?, cap, fatherless, dogwater, NFT owner, mad cuz bad, log off, splish splash your opinion is trash, genshin player, league of legends player, nerd, clapped, Get Stick Bugged Lol, furry, rip bozo and stay angry.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

“Sorry I couldn’t explain this simply enough for you to understand me.”

Gbat

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Is that what you think?

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Now Kilmarnock

Yer da' sells Avon

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Call the Samaratans. They care.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Full on biotch:

May the fleas, (or bedbugs) of a thousand camels, infest your armpits.

Less Seriously.

He's not the Messiah. He's just a naughty boy.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Whatever

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“Gosh I could really go for sucking your cock right now! It’s a bummer that you’re so mad at me”…..*slowly walk towards the door*

“Nob off you knobber” is more universal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Gosh I could really go for sucking your cock right now! It’s a bummer that you’re so mad at me”…..*slowly walk towards the door*

“Nob off you knobber” is more universal

Unzip, lob……..”you win”

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Yer Ma!"

Lol

'Oh bore off!'

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Now tell me how you really feel

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mostly I just don't say anything,I turn away from the person and whilst looking away from them I wave the back of my hand at them in a casual your not worth the effort go away gesture.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“Gosh I could really go for sucking your cock right now! It’s a bummer that you’re so mad at me”…..*slowly walk towards the door*

“Nob off you knobber” is more universal

Unzip, lob……..”you win”

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Talk to da hand, as the face ain't listening....said in a BA Baracas monotone.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Isn’t it time for your meds?

I’d respect you more if you never spoke again

There are as yet undiscovered tribes of primitive humans whose opinions I would values more than yours right now.

Xxx ( name of someone you both know) was right , you are an utter cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that’s the end of this conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok you win

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

But sir….. Am I bothered? Face - bothered, Bothered - face…..

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Fuck off

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

What a waste of perfectly good organs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum always said, never argue with stupid

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

There we are then.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

You've got nothing to say and you're saying it far too loud.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Yer Ma!

The classic. For perfection, experience it delivered in a Derry accent. "

That’s almost right.

“Your mom.”

Delivered totally deadpan in American Midwestern neutral.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"What a waste of perfectly good organs! "

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

You believe what you want, me I'll leave it where you left it.

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Lay thine eyes upon the field in which I grow my fucks and thou shalt see it is barren!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Some of my personal favourites include:

*is suitably impressed by your repertoire*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

“You’re absolutely right on all counts.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't debate this any longer with you, you're dragging me down to your level of stupidity and will beat me with experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a debate

Lets make lovd not war

Not tonight dear, your shouting gave me headache

Go take your clothes off and stop with your mouthing off. Mouths are for sucking off not telling me to go suck yer mxxxma

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm sorry

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By *andV4044Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I generally don’t like to argue, so if someone wants to try, I’ll usually start with a “fuck off” and leave it at that

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

You’re absolutely right everything you have said is true

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Are you sorry yet?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

If brains were dynamite. You wouldn't have enough to blow your cap off. Jus sayin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you so

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yer Ma!

80s flashback

I was waiting for a Scouser to validate 'Yer ma!' .....

A Derryman claimed it but then.... Irish/Liverpool ... same thing.

and it's 90's and early 00's not 80's pfft

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh no i didn't

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've told you before I've only been wrong once,and that's when I thought I was wrong !

It doesn't necessarily end an argument, but it certainly provokes a reaction.

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By *ould youMan
over a year ago

Filey

Are you OK? Then just look at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That pissed on your bonfire

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Remember you're a man!

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Are you talking to yourself again

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

If you had another brain cell it would be lonely

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Walk out the door

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Happy Fabbing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you just hold that thought, I just need to trim my toenails, but when I'm free I'll pick up where we left off if you want."

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

You actually hate men don't you

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Das ist genug!!!

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It would be, agree to disagree

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Whhhaaaatttever!!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Walk out the door

"Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?

You think I'd crumble?

You think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I, I will survive"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I will survive

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

"Yer da' sells Avon

Love this lol!

Or, yer ma sits at the top of the stairs and calls herself the chaser

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By *rigbyMan
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Funniest put down I've heard was on a clip on socialmedia to an entitled woke student proved wrong...'ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun huh...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To paraphrase something I once read, the best way to win an argument is not to have the argument!

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"To paraphrase something I once read, the best way to win an argument is not to have the argument!"

This about ENDING an argument not WINNING it. You can't win when arguing with stupid

Just got to walk away...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Love you more than rainbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you're right...

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

F you and the horse you rode in on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk, lemonade, chocolate

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Have you finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuff sed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your crap in bed …

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

What exactly, do you want from this atgument?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Is that all

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By *irAndBalayageExpertCouple
over a year ago

Essex

You’re the best sex…

Out of all your friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine. With a glare.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Not argue... Just dismantle...

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a lady her last word, " whatever "

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By *eorgesdad69Man
over a year ago

Long Eaton

I’m going to the pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accept your apology

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