FabSwingers.com forum: The best first message

By *oodguy71p OP Man
over a year ago

Wantage

Mainly to the ladies as they get by far the most but whats the best first message you have had from a guy?

......and please feel free to put it up so I can cut n paste it in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That he wanted to throw himself into a shredder on the chance of coming back as toilet paper to be between my cheeks.

That one brought a tear to my eye.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"That he wanted to throw himself into a shredder on the chance of coming back as toilet paper to be between my cheeks.

That one brought a tear to my eye."

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It varied with me. A lot depended on my mood. Sometimes a nice interesting full message would attract me but if I was in the mood a funny one liner would do the trick. No simple answer for me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

One that wasn't a copy paste

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By *oodguy71p OP Man
over a year ago

Wantage

"One that wasn't a copy paste "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That he wanted to throw himself into a shredder on the chance of coming back as toilet paper to be between my cheeks.

That one brought a tear to my eye."

That is pure class, he was a keeper!

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By *oodguy71p OP Man
over a year ago

Wantage

"That he wanted to throw himself into a shredder on the chance of coming back as toilet paper to be between my cheeks.

That one brought a tear to my eye.

That is pure class, he was a keeper!

More like flushed away!!

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

"That he wanted to throw himself into a shredder on the chance of coming back as toilet paper to be between my cheeks.

That one brought a tear to my eye."

Ha ha ha that’s good lol

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

One wanted me to prove I was hotter than his pizza, of course I told him not to be silly, nothing is hotter than pizza, not even me

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

He wrote a poem based entirely around me and my profile... Was most impressed.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I always find what works the best are the classics.

"How's yous?"

"what r u upto?"

And of course.

"fancy a shag"

All with dick pic attached.

works everytime

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m not really fussed on messages being war and peace. For me it’s something that amuses me and a face I like.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

The most recent one to make me chuckle was a guy sending me his Wi-Fi password for when I went over to stay (this was his first contact to me!) but then he salvaged it with saying I wouldn’t need to use it as I’d be busy shagging anyway. I can’t remember the exact wording but it really did make me giggle as it was so cheeky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I going to answer this genuinely as I thought it was brilliant!

I had someone write to me as a secret spy. It was corny as hell, he did add bits of my profile in but was absolutely hilarious.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Its a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Its a classic "

Don't give away my secrets or everyone will copy and then I will lose my edge!

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