FabSwingers.com forum: I'm looking for.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a VERY low bar.

Respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want someone that I find attractive. I really don't have a type and I can find many things attractive in people we have to vibe though. If I think you about as engaging as a plank then itself highly unlikely that I'm going to want to get naked with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0/5

great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a VERY low bar.

Respect.

That is the main one though ha ,if the message is not respectful then I'm put immediately.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

A couple of times I decided to deviate from what I like and I am looking for… in the spirit of not being shallow and seeing beyond the physical appearance.

And both times it ended in disasters. So I will not make excuses for my preferences. I know what I like and enjoy…. I am here for my own pleasure and gratification, so will keep seeking that.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m looking for a lady’s hole to crash my yoghurt truck into

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Guess I was lucky when j was meeting as I didn't have a set type I found all types of guys attractive except for those with beards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a VERY low bar.

Respect.

Oh I know any this too.

I thought I'd just keep it superficial for now as that's what you judge by at first right?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.

Women can be so shallow though...

I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a VERY low bar.

Respect.

Oh I know any this too.

I thought I'd just keep it superficial for now as that's what you judge by at first right?"

Sorry I didn't mean to infer your requirements were superficial.

You're not picky at all. You could definitely find someone who matches that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.

Women can be so shallow though...

I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was there till you said slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.

Women can be so shallow though...

I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in."

If it had been a decent car, I would have been fine about it. Sheesh.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.

Women can be so shallow though...

I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in.

If it had been a decent car, I would have been fine about it. Sheesh. "

Haha touche!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’m looking for a lady’s hole to crash my yoghurt truck into

This man knows what he's looking for

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

Not too picky at all, him at home matches your description to a tee and I managed to catch that one so they are out there!

It sounds horrible and vain but the message could be perfect but if I don't feel a fizz when I look at their pics then its a no go, no matter how many other things align x

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"I have a VERY low bar.

Respect.

Oh I know any this too.

I thought I'd just keep it superficial for now as that's what you judge by at first right?"

Hello, did you say you were looking for superficial??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a physical type, but I'd avoid skinny or ample men. Just not for me.

It's more whether there's a good vibe with them. If they make me laugh. Seem intelligent. And are looking for the same connection as me. So guys looking for "fun" and who can't communicate properly - au revoir.

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

It's very rare I see a photo of someone that I am going for..that said.. Ive met a couple of people who've had something special about them that truly compensated their physical differences.Personality shines from within.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm looking for a woman, nice face, nice eyes & nice boobs with a great personality & sense of humour.

I know I'm picky.

Mrs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm looking for a woman, nice face, nice eyes & nice boobs with a great personality & sense of humour.

I know I'm picky.

Mrs "

When you’ve finished with her can you pass her my way please

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

He doth enter the realm, to suffer the slings and arrows etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a woman, nice face, nice eyes & nice boobs with a great personality & sense of humour.

I know I'm picky.

Mrs "

Dam my personality

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

But will you recognise him when you meet him? That is the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a VERY low bar.

Respect.

Oh I know any this too.

I thought I'd just keep it superficial for now as that's what you judge by at first right?

Sorry I didn't mean to infer your requirements were superficial.

You're not picky at all. You could definitely find someone who matches that.

Oh I know you weren't, just me being sarky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse and none of that backchat nonsense.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.

Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?

With or without Lynx can?

Nothing about sydney university either.

Is she a troll?

Is she fake?

Is she a he?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’ll delete if they’re shorter than me.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

I'm here but you're too far away!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

But will you recognise him when you meet him? That is the question

Depends if the fucker turns up….

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

Mfm or mmfm

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm here but you're too far away!"

If you think you’re too far away, I’m definitely fucked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.

Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?

With or without Lynx can?

Nothing about sydney university either.

Is she a troll?

Is she fake?

Is she a he?

Actually!!

Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.

Don't need cock size or pics, and no minimal height because I'm fairly close to minimal height myself and every other fucker is taller than me.....at least I don't have to specify that as I get taller automatically. Christ you could argue I get it easy.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I’ll delete if they’re shorter than me. "

*stands on tippy toes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.

I always forget that you’re so wee.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.

Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?

With or without Lynx can?

Nothing about sydney university either.

Is she a troll?

Is she fake?

Is she a he?

Actually!!

Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.

Damn

I’m older than you

But shorter…

What a quandary

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I'm here but you're too far away!

If you think you’re too far away, I’m definitely fucked!"

Southerner!

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.

Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?

With or without Lynx can?

Nothing about sydney university either.

Is she a troll?

Is she fake?

Is she a he?

Actually!!

Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.

I guess you are changing your bio right now.

Don't forget to put:

"No VWE or WE guys, sorry.

"Nobody over 5'8", sorry.

"Prefer introvert, unpopular, weird guys."

You will get 1000 messages, fabs and winks within 10 minutes.

Guaranteed!

You just need to filter out the Ted Bundy types.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm sure Teresa plenty of guys on here that meet your criteria.

However, the real gentlemen will probably fall outside your upper age range and, speaking for the majority of u, we are such gentlemen that we will respect that.(Bloody Filters!!!)

Mr fabulous will come along at some pint. Be ready to snap him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just looking for BANTA

And for someone who will put up with me at my worse.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Very local intelligent and interesting. The very local bit seems to be challenging but i dont drive.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm looking for a woman who would touch me without a stick.

Doesn't think I'm a c*nt.

I'm willing to stay silent until I'm cumming.

Willing to put a paper bag or mask on my head, or stay behind you the whole time.

I'm also willing to leave my comfort zone, as long as it won't make me vomit, cause extreme pain or make me cry.

Use me as a sex toy while I'm making buzzing sound?

Is it too much to ask for?

Obviously I was joking.

I still have some self esteem.

I would never cry front of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

Oh I know a few.

I'm looking for penis.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm looking for penis."

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)"

She's pickier than she makes out!

Classic women!

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)"

I think she doesn't like nice guys.

So penis might not get you there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good personality and sense of humour.... ohh and smoking hot never hurts lol.

Seriously, we don't live in the pages of a glossy magazine. We all carry our badges of life and should be proud of them. So yes personality and a sense of humour

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have a VERY low bar.

Respect.

Lmao, probably still set higher than picking me

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
over a year ago

Nowhere

OP I wish I was in your league !!!!

I’ve gave up looking for my hosiery clad , heel wearing understanding partner now and I’m firmly back in the closet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)"

Nice penis aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

I think she doesn't like nice guys.

So penis might not get you there.

I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

I think she doesn't like nice guys.

So penis might not get you there.

I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't. "

I’m nice, probably to nice

These fab ladies do seem to like a wrong un

lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Nice penis as well."

I’m glad you said that. It’s way too egotistical if I just say it myself.

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

...a pulse!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

Nice penis aswell."

Well you're not looking very hard then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

I think she doesn't like nice guys.

So penis might not get you there.

I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't.

I’m nice, probably to nice

These fab ladies do seem to like a wrong un

lol"

No.

There's a difference to guys that "simp" and are all oh I'm nice and respectful...to those that have actual opinions and shock horror preferences.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

She's pickier than she makes out!

Classic women!

Pickier but still just as questionable in her taste as the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

Nice penis aswell.

Well you're not looking very hard then"

Yours is good too.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

Nice penis aswell.

Well you're not looking very hard then

Yours is good too.

Thank you, Raven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

Nice penis aswell.

Well you're not looking very hard then

Yours is good too.

Thank you, Raven"

You're welcome, Willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

I think she doesn't like nice guys.

So penis might not get you there.

I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't. "

One second, I'm taking notes.... so, wave your penise and don't be nice.... right, thats me set

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

I think she doesn't like nice guys.

So penis might not get you there.

I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't.

I’m nice, probably to nice

These fab ladies do seem to like a wrong un

lol

No.

There's a difference to guys that "simp" and are all oh I'm nice and respectful...to those that have actual opinions and shock horror preferences.

So I might not be a knob after all

It was a rhetorical question, so...

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"I'm looking for penis.

I have a penis!

(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)

I think she doesn't like nice guys.

So penis might not get you there.

I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't. "

And old!

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By *oung GunnerMan
over a year ago

Cleckheaton

I would like a woman who will like me for me & my flaws and I will do the same in return, to always talk and keep no secrets .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moistness, warmth, a hole I could fit in.

I could list all, but at this stage of my Fabs career with the lineups that are queuing my way - even homo-sapiens is optional.

So I tried caving in the Tropics and that did nothing for me so I'm guessing I'm punching way above my stature.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high."

Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.

Having a 20 stone dong is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make no exvuses if the lady in question isn't what I seek its not happening.

Others can choose if they wish change or deviate.

I'm ok with waiting

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.

Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.

Having a 20 stone dong is."

Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.

Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.

Having a 20 stone dong is.

Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then

Oh I fit this description!

except I won't ever go clean shaven. Your loss! *sassy turn and walk away*

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.

Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.

Having a 20 stone dong is.

Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then

Last pic on your list is a triumph

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over a year ago

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

I go more for personality than age or looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it?"

Depends. Do you want them to make you laugh *while* banging the shit out of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it?

Depends. Do you want them to make you laugh *while* banging the shit out of you?"

Men can't multitask so this would never happen.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

To score from here tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.

Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?

With or without Lynx can?

Nothing about sydney university either.

Is she a troll?

Is she fake?

Is she a he?

Actually!!

Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.

Damn

I’m older than you

But shorter…

What a quandary

Put some heels on for god's sake.

Or I'll be be the dominant one?

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it?"

Do you apply these attributes once you see someone in person, or do they have to be able to prove their mettle without pictures?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a woman who would touch me without a stick.

Doesn't think I'm a c*nt.

I'm willing to stay silent until I'm cumming.

Willing to put a paper bag or mask on my head, or stay behind you the whole time.

I'm also willing to leave my comfort zone, as long as it won't make me vomit, cause extreme pain or make me cry.

Use me as a sex toy while I'm making buzzing sound?

Is it too much to ask for?

Obviously I was joking.

I still have some self esteem.

I would never cry front of you.

I've only met one guy that actually achieved line 3.

Oh he was was delightfully silent.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.

Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?

With or without Lynx can?

Nothing about sydney university either.

Is she a troll?

Is she fake?

Is she a he?

Actually!!

Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.

Damn

I’m older than you

But shorter…

What a quandary

Put some heels on for god's sake.

Or I'll be be the dominant one?

I’ll wear heels

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

Tallness

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mines not physical, its mental. Stability, emotional intelligence and a distinct lack of dramatics are a must

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.

Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.

Having a 20 stone dong is.

Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then

Oh I fit this description!

except I won't ever go clean shaven. Your loss! *sassy turn and walk away*"

Always one exception to the rule...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.

Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.

Having a 20 stone dong is.

Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then

Last pic on your list is a triumph

Thanks

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

I’ll bum you then give you a cuddle… #smashingit xx

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

If she likes a laugh - admires the fact that im secretly fucking awesome in real life as opposed to the arsehole I pretend to be on here - id give her my last rolo

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

I’ll bum you then give you a cuddle… #smashingit xx

Was that humour or Shakespeare?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I read the op wrong. I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.

Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?

Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?

You could trade your unwanted nice penis picks for unwanted nice face pics with She Who Must Not Be Named...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for

Messaging worthy of Shakespeare

Looks worthy of vogue

Humour from the comedy club

And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…

Yeah I’m punching massively

I am crossing my fingers for ya, Misty!!

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