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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

or funniest moment from last night?

Mine had to be the jacking off jesus..that was nearly a tena moment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Being in a room with kitty and a guy

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Diamonds taking Jasons cherry!!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jacking off jesus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jacking off jesus?"

oh, your playing the innocent...the wig looked fab on you by the way lmao, im sure the people on the smoking deck wondered what the hell was going on through the glass lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I missed that one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

One of mine was when a guy thought Rap was cheryl and was trying to chat her up until she told him just what she was into

Never seen a man jump over a bench to get away so quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of mine was when a guy thought Rap was cheryl and was trying to chat her up until she told him just what she was into

Never seen a man jump over a bench to get away so quick

lmao...then he had the brass neck to call me a weirdo!...fickin cheeky bugger lol.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Many of us got confused for being Cheryl last night!!!!

What IS it about that girl huh huh huh?????

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"One of mine was when a guy thought Rap was cheryl and was trying to chat her up until she told him just what she was into

Never seen a man jump over a bench to get away so quick

lmao...then he had the brass neck to call me a weirdo!...fickin cheeky bugger lol."

He never!!!!!!

Fecking brave bastard!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"One of mine was when a guy thought Rap was cheryl and was trying to chat her up until she told him just what she was into

Never seen a man jump over a bench to get away so quick

lmao...then he had the brass neck to call me a weirdo!...fickin cheeky bugger lol.

He never!!!!!!

Fecking brave bastard!!!!

He was running away as he said it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many of us got confused for being Cheryl last night!!!!

What IS it about that girl huh huh huh?????"

Well, how dare you be a blonde when I thought you were a brunette! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of mine was when a guy thought Rap was cheryl and was trying to chat her up until she told him just what she was into

Never seen a man jump over a bench to get away so quick

lmao...then he had the brass neck to call me a weirdo!...fickin cheeky bugger lol.

He never!!!!!!

Fecking brave bastard!!!!

He was running away as he said it though

bloody right he was....lol. He accidently brushed into me at the bar later..I swung round and he nearly shit himself...tickled me lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Many of us got confused for being Cheryl last night!!!!

What IS it about that girl huh huh huh?????

Well, how dare you be a blonde when I thought you were a brunette! lol

heeheehee

And you werent the only one to think that.

In fact come to think of it EVERYONE thought the same.

Hehehehe- obviously my blond bint moments dont come across often enough on here

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"One of mine was when a guy thought Rap was cheryl and was trying to chat her up until she told him just what she was into

Never seen a man jump over a bench to get away so quick

lmao...then he had the brass neck to call me a weirdo!...fickin cheeky bugger lol.

He never!!!!!!

Fecking brave bastard!!!!

He was running away as he said it though

bloody right he was....lol. He accidently brushed into me at the bar later..I swung round and he nearly shit himself...tickled me lol"

Would LOVE to have seen his face!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mind you....its bad for cheryl...if people think she is me, she will never get laid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a nice time somewhere with someone who i lost womewhere doing something with someone else/

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Mind you....its bad for cheryl...if people think she is me, she will never get laid lol"

Oooooooooh she got laid alright!!!!!!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Mind you....its bad for cheryl...if people think she is me, she will never get laid lol"

Ha ha...don't think I need to worry about that....

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Mind you....its bad for cheryl...if people think she is me, she will never get laid lol

Oooooooooh she got laid alright!!!!!!

YEP

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Mind you....its bad for cheryl...if people think she is me, she will never get laid lol

Oooooooooh she got laid alright!!!!!!

YEP

Yeah baby!!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

then they can definitely tell us apart then...just that one sad twat who couldnt...and he regretted that mistake lmao.x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"then they can definitely tell us apart then...just that one sad twat who couldnt...and he regretted that mistake lmao.x"

hahahahaha

Am sure he didnt get laid - was prob too scared after that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums were much more pleasant.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

my favourite moment ( apart from the jacking off jesus when i think i actually did wet my knicks a bit ! ) was a diamond-ism ....

wandering in off the smoking deck she plaintively said " help me, they're trying to put jelly up me chuff. I dont want jelly up me chuff "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a great time with a lady who shall remain nameless.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Jacking off jesus was not a victimless crime...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jacuzzi - I am hooked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or funniest moment from last night?

Mine had to be the jacking off jesus..that was nearly a tena moment

Bugger, I missed that, must be when I was in the jacuzzi, bum!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"The jacuzzi - I am hooked!

now you know why my couples profile is the jacuzzi floozies ...love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The jacuzzi - I am hooked!

now you know why my couples profile is the jacuzzi floozies ...love them

yet to sample the delights....but one day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im always worried about something going in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im always worried about something going in my mouth

what you need is a muff mask...lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Im always worried about something going in my mouth

what you need is a muff mask...lol"

pmsl !!

i rarely play in them,,,but its a good place to get warmed up

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Im always worried about something going in my mouth

what you need is a muff mask...lol"

Now that sounds good........will it filter everything then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im always worried about something going in my mouth

what you need is a muff mask...lol

Now that sounds good........will it filter everything then

totally...you will get nothing but pure muff...its amazing...lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"or funniest moment from last night?

Mine had to be the jacking off jesus..that was nearly a tena moment

Bugger, I missed that, must be when I was in the jacuzzi, bum!

I think you were still asleep at that point.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Im always worried about something going in my mouth

What, in case it doesn't fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger, I missed that, must be when I was in the jacuzzi, bum!

I think you were still asleep at that point."

As in early in the evening?

I am old, I needed that snooze to keep me going!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"my favourite moment ( apart from the jacking off jesus when i think i actually did wet my knicks a bit ! ) was a diamond-ism ....

wandering in off the smoking deck she plaintively said " help me, they're trying to put jelly up me chuff. I dont want jelly up me chuff "

That just made me giggle!!!!

I can HEAR her saying that too!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger, I missed that, must be when I was in the jacuzzi, bum!

I think you were still asleep at that point.

As in early in the evening?

I am old, I needed that snooze to keep me going!

i wish i missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Im always worried about something going in my mouth

What, in case it doesn't fit?"

oooh you cheeky bugger

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"oooh you cheeky bugger

Better late than never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oooh you cheeky bugger

Better late than never"

Typical bloke statement!..totally wrong of course..the correct statement is "Now or never"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"oooh you cheeky bugger

Better late than never

Typical bloke statement!..totally wrong of course..the correct statement is "Now or never""

If I didn't get little things wrong, you'd never have these little victories...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

cold champagne gushing up my fanny was by far my funniest moment, cheers madchick n jase xxx

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