FabSwingers.com forum: The Friday Fuck You Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Fuck you. And fuck you. You get a fuck you, and you too.

Fuck lack of sleep. Fuck waking up early. Fuck the universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Fine here thanks. Gorgeous fresh morning too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a list.....

Fuck you to the ones that enter my inbox and come at me like Im their free sex worker and personal porn star.

Fuck you to sunglasses.

Fuck you to moving the day again and again

Fuck you to suddenly cancelling

Fuck you to the road closure this week.

Fuck you to the one that took swipes.

Fuck you to the one that won't listen and acts innocent in full view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to fuck you

Oh and you.

And you, again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to fuck you

Oh and you.

And you, again.

I may have got the wrong kind of fuck you.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I have two someone's I'd like to say fuck you to.... fuck you both... didn't need to be like this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you. And fuck you. You get a fuck you, and you too.

Fuck lack of sleep. Fuck waking up early. Fuck the universe. "

Oh fuck you're grumping. You need bouncing. Do you want me to bounce you?

Or shall I find someone else taller?

(This is a stoppit and tidyup reference you might not get)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Fuck you mediocre, white guys at work.

You really aren't worth shit.

You only prevail because you outnumber the rest of us.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I have a list.....

Fuck you to the ones that enter my inbox and come at me like Im their free sex worker and personal porn star.

Fuck you to sunglasses.

Fuck you to moving the day again and again

Fuck you to suddenly cancelling

Fuck you to the road closure this week.

Fuck you to the one that took swipes.

Fuck you to the one that won't listen and acts innocent in full view."

You came prepared!

I just have one fuck you and it’s to the people that use my name to make themselves look more popular. I’m not saying if it’s on here on in life in general. But yeah, fuck you.

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Fuck public transport. Fuck Audi, BMW and Mercedes drivers who don’t indicate. Fuck people who don’t move for emergency vehicles. Fuck temporary traffic lights. Fuck taxi drivers and your two speeds, dead stop and warp 9. And finally.

Fuck Mondays.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'd like to fuck you

Oh and you.

And you, again.

Who are you and where is the real Raven?

Also, I would like to say fuck you to my brain.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Fuck you to my insomnia.

Fuck you to my cats for knocking over the kitchen bin like a couple of hungry raccoons.

Fuck you to the fella who told me I’m everything that’s wrong between men and women, and that I’m the reason men are so jaded.

(I should make you come over and clean up after my little asshole raccoon-cats.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck you to the two new tyres I need

Fuck you to my Amazon echo that doesn't work anymore.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Fuck cancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck work! Fuck not waking up to a nice sloppy blowjob

fuck delivery drivers who don't turn up after you wait in all day! Fuck weak ass coffee in the morning, fuck me! Fuck you! (No seriously fuck me!) Fuck everyone.... together... in a big sweaty mess on the bed! Fuck!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Fuck you to the ones with their shitty comments

Fuck you overactive brain

Fuck you to the neverending truckload of shit

Fuck you exhaustion

Fuck you government

Fuck you alcohol

Em x

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

FUCK YOU to high blood pressure found on a routine check up this week.

FUCK YOU the judgey medical industry with you you had this coming when i was on a roll already turning my life round and hitting my 10k steps

FUCK YOU medical practice with your no appointment till back end of time

And A MASSIVE FUCK YOU WORLD If you think this gonna hold me back. I'm gonna be here forever

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 10/11/23 09:12:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d fuck a lot of you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Fuck you autocorrect …

And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Criiiinge

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fuck you to the nasty little sweet wrapper I couldn't get off last night..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you government

Em x"

Ok, yes there is one that I can say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you autocorrect …

And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck."

Hey I am apparently always grumpy. I was in a MSTeams meeting and apologised for being rude in response to an earlier email and they said I was not rude, they are just used to me being grumpy. Fascists!

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Fuck all the mud in my field.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you autocorrect …

And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck."

Do you need bouncing as well?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Fuck you autocorrect …

And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck.

Do you need bouncing as well?"

Yes please. Let’s try that.

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By *ngelLordCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Fuck you x2 to this shit weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only fuck I got is I want to fuck. Pretty content otherwise. Could always be worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to fuck you

Oh and you.

And you, again.

Have you woken up happy? Did you get penis?

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By *B KINGSCouple (MM)
over a year ago

South

Fuck you to my car repairs

Fuck you to inflation.

Fuck you to unorganised people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you autocorrect …

And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck.

Do you need bouncing as well?

Yes please. Let’s try that. "

Ok deal.

Can you bounce me after?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

fuck you to head colds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you to the stupid old man who clearly didn’t know how wide his car was this morning

and yes, I did call you a fucking old twat

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fuck cancer. "

Absolutely... x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Fuck you autocorrect …

And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck.

Do you need bouncing as well?

Yes please. Let’s try that.

Ok deal.

Can you bounce me after?"

Well of course I bloody will.

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By *anJenny 181Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Fuck you to all those taking lives in wars.

Peace starts with acceptance that people are different in fact each and every one of us are different from each other

So fuck you war

Fuck you guns

Fuck you bombs

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Fuck the new menu!

Fuck you Executive Chef!

Fuck you, you haven't worked in a kitchen in ages!

You fucking show me how 1 chef can do that fucking new menu!

Fuck your cheese sauce!

Fuck your pulled pork!

Fuck your nacho!

Fuck your 30 meal restaurant menu for a cafe!

Fuck your overcomplicated menu.

Fuck you, you Bruce Willis wanna be!

I will buy a fucking comb for Christmas to piss you off!

You should resign!

The receptionist would do a better menu than you!

You are not a chef!

Fuck you!

Stop eating my chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you to the stupid old man who clearly didn’t know how wide his car was this morning

and yes, I did call you a fucking old twat

White van drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you to the stupid old man who clearly didn’t know how wide his car was this morning

and yes, I did call you a fucking old twat

White van drivers

Mine black

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I have nothing to say

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I have nothing to say

Well then fuck you for having nothing to say!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I have nothing to say

Well then fuck you for having nothing to say!

Have a lovely weekend RTG

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Have a lovely weekend RTG

Fuck my lovely weekend!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Fuck it. Fuck you, you condescending twat.

(not you RTG)

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Hey, Ezekiel, FUCK YOU!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"(not you RTG)"

I just like the versatility of a cheery ‘fuck you!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you drivers who CAN'T DRIVE

We need this thread everyday as a fuck you is needed every single day

Miss S x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Fuck you to beards... Honestly, sick of the sight of them in my inbox.

Fuck you to the weather that can't make its mind up

That's kind of it really, I'm not actually that annoyed today... Yet. I might be back...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A hearty, ‘Fuck You!’ to non functioning technology.

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By *harlieadventurerMan
over a year ago

Abingdon

FUCK YOU to high blood pressure found on a routine check up this week.

FUCK YOU the judgey medical industry with you you had this coming when i was on a roll already turning my life round and hitting my 10k steps

FUCK YOU medical practice with your no appointment till back end of time

And A MASSIVE FUCK YOU WORLD If you think this gonna hold me back. I'm gonna be here forever

You need a nice calm relaxed massage, then a good fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you stupid brain for messing up again.

That's it. Beautiful day today though isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you to all those taking lives in wars.

Peace starts with acceptance that people are different in fact each and every one of us are different from each other

So fuck you war

Fuck you guns

Fuck you bombs "

Completely agree. Just seen the news. This is destroying children's lives.

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