FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me you’re a swinger

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Tell me you’re a swinger without telling me you’re a swinger

My finest cruffins for the answer that makes me chuckle most,

Bulk buy condoms (they go out of date)

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We go to a club and dance, vertically but also horizontally.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"We go to a club and dance, vertically but also horizontally."

Oooh good answer I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have way too much sexy lingerie of all kinds - a whole drawer full!

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

I keep pampas grass in a vase in my living room window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pineapple

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Our ‘Date Night is by invitation only x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Ok ok I'm a swinger! Can I get back to my Coco pops now?!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have a pineapple "

Upside down ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pineapple

Upside down ?"

Of course!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ok ok I'm a swinger! Can I get back to my Coco pops now?!"

No but you can get back to rice crispies

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Our ‘Date Night is by invitation only x"

Good answer

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We throw parties.

People tend to lose their clothes…

And their partners…

And their inhibitions..

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I keep pampas grass in a vase in my living room window

Oooh hidden clues I like it

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have way too much sexy lingerie of all kinds - a whole drawer full! "

He he

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

My pineapple upside-down cake is the right way up.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I might have fucked your wife!

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By *he beard and the bumCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

You can come to our party but it’s dress down on entry

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I might have fucked your wife! "

Good one

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"You can come to our party but it’s dress down on entry

Lol I like it

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"My pineapple upside-down cake is the right way up."

Oooh clever

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I bought twister and baby oil together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I help people out sometimes,mostly couples…..and do it for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We might of fucked each others wives & husbands

Mrs C xx

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I help people out sometimes,mostly couples…..and do it for free."

Lucky you

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

We go to clubs and meet fun people then the wife shows them what she had for lunch x

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"We might of fucked each others wives & husbands

Mrs C xx "

Lmao share and share alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I help people out sometimes,mostly couples…..and do it for free.

Lucky you "
I did say sometimes,never enough though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see him on Tuesdays, that one on Wednesday's and those two together when I'm with him.

Oh and I see that one when no one's looking.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I see him on Tuesdays, that one on Wednesday's and those two together when I'm with him.

Oh and I see that one when no one's looking."

Lol I like your style

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By *xstevenxxMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Pampass grass in my front garden or anyone want some pineapp...

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By *ecretsinnersCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Having pampas grass (not purposely!), a hot tub and dance pole.

Oh and ignore the fucking machine in the corner. It’s just a table really.. that happens to have one of many decorative empty bowls on top!

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I spend my spare time playing a wanking zombie inseminator

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Sleepovers with my friends usually involve body oil and no clothing.

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By *enonlyMan
over a year ago

Stoke On Trent

I have a party and I always end up with odd socks all over the place

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Umm

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

When someone says “I recognise you from somewhere” I panic slightly….

Then realise it’s the corner shop or something

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

Hoping to see a couple walking around with an upside Pineapple in their trolley at TESCO’s, to wink at

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Our doormat says, car keys into the bowl on entry

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