FabSwingers.com forum: Would you like to swing on a star

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carry moon beams home in a jar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And be better off than you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And be better off than you are "

this - naaa not really, I am happy.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Or would you rather be a fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or would you rather be a Mule!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A mule is an animal with long funny ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He plays up at anything he hears ...or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kicks up at anything he hears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could be swinging on a staaaaar!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

As an intergalactic time-traveller I would urge extreme caution with swinging on stars. Most of them tend to be classified as 'very, very, very, very, very, very fucking hot' under the Standard Vegapol Intergalactic heat scale and their gravity is strong enough to pull you pants around your ankles in nanoseconds (not that you'd notice as you would be too busy going 'fuck! It's hot...')

I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"As an intergalactic time-traveller I would urge extreme caution with swinging on stars. Most of them tend to be classified as 'very, very, very, very, very, very fucking hot' under the Standard Vegapol Intergalactic heat scale and their gravity is strong enough to pull you pants around your ankles in nanoseconds (not that you'd notice as you would be too busy going 'fuck! It's hot...')

I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies. "

^^^ THIS!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...and moon beams in a jar? FFS?! Really?

Are you all amateurs?

You'd need a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles at the very least.

...a fucking jar! I ask you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and moon beams in a jar? FFS?! Really?

Are you all amateurs?

You'd need a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles at the very least.

ITS A MAHUSIVE FUCKING MOON BEAM JAR. This song was composed like a thousand years ago. Jars were all they had x

...a fucking jar! I ask you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Annnywho

His back is brawny and his brain is weak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"...and moon beams in a jar? FFS?! Really?

Are you all amateurs?

You'd need a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles at the very least.

...a fucking jar! I ask you!!

Yeah, but it just doesn't scan...

Would you like to swing on a star...

Carry moonbeams home in a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles... (and breathe)

And be better off than you are...

Or would you rather be a mule...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak "

How very dare you?! I was merely correcting your clearly insane ramblings young fella me lad

Youth of today have no respect....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

How very dare you?! I was merely correcting your clearly insane ramblings young fella me lad

Youth of today have no respect...."

Aww you called me young

bit sure what the other words you wrote meant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And by the way, if you hate to go to school

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You may grow up to be a mule

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You may grow up to be a mule

Are you a bit bored cooler?

. And got an earworm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or would you like to swing on a star

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You may grow up to be a mule

Are you a bit bored cooler?

. And got an earworm... "

Only boring people get bored. fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carry moon beams home in a jar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And be better of than you are

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"And be better of than you are

get some work done!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or would you rather be a pig

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You already are... And a deluded one at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Sooner or later one of you is going to get seriously melted on this star or have a dose of low level radiation sickness off these concentrated moonbeams

Don't come crying to me when it happens. I did warn you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sooner or later one of you is going to get seriously melted on this star or have a dose of low level radiation sickness off these concentrated moonbeams

Don't come crying to me when it happens. I did warn you

Only two more verses my friend and your scientific agony will be over. SING ALONG NOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His shoes are a terrible disgrace

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

his shoes are a terrible disgrace

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

his shoes are a terrible disgrace"

he has no manners when he eats his food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

his shoes are a terrible disgrace

he has no manners when he eats his food"

Rumour is, neither do you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's fat and lazy and extremely rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But if you don't care a feather or a fig ?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"But if you don't care a feather or a fig ?

If you get zapped by a Boson-Hig...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But if you don't care a feather or a fig ?

If you get zapped by a Boson-Hig..."

Good but factually incorrect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You may grow up to be a pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or would you like to swing on a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And carry moonbeams home in a jar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And be better off than you are

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By *ig D and little HCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

This used to be a theme tune to a tv show.i can't remember what one tho

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"But if you don't care a feather or a fig ?

If you get zapped by a Boson-Hig...

Good but factually incorrect

Boson-Higs haven't been discovered by you pathetic Earthlings yet

They are like Higs-Bosons but gay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or would you rather be a fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But if you don't care a feather or a fig ?

If you get zapped by a Boson-Hig...

Good but factually incorrect

Boson-Higs haven't been discovered by you pathetic Earthlings yet

They are like Higs-Bosons but gay. "

Actually the rumour is, they're not only gay but super gay.

I'm not one for stressing rumours of course. It's just what I heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies. "

See Health & Safety at it again

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies.

See Health & Safety at it again

The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?

Uhuhur"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies.

See Health & Safety at it again

The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?

Uhuhur"

It's a lesson in life my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He can't write his name or read a book

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

See Health & Safety at it again

The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?

Uhuhur"

It's a lesson in life my dear

So its not just words from a song?

I'm lost.

Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And to fool the people is his only thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Although he's slippery, he still gets caught

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

See Health & Safety at it again

The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?

Uhuhur"

It's a lesson in life my dear

So its not just words from a song?

I'm lost.

Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me

Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

So its not just words from a song?

I'm lost.

Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me

Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen

That was a close one! Im that pale skinned Im nearly blue, couldn't do with the lobster look in a coffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But then if that sort of life is what you wish

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

So its not just words from a song?

I'm lost.

Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me

Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen

That was a close one! Im that pale skinned Im nearly blue, couldn't do with the lobster look in a coffin

Right... there isn't a lot of room in here, so if anything, er... pokes you, it's not my fault. Okay?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen

That was a close one! Im that pale skinned Im nearly blue, couldn't do with the lobster look in a coffin

Right... there isn't a lot of room in here, so if anything, er... pokes you, it's not my fault. Okay?

Thought that was a periscope

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You might as well be a fish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo

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