FabSwingers.com forum: A character test

By *affeine Dusk OP Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

You've been invited to a sexy house party! Way to go, buddy; congrats on being a sexy go-getter!

There's about 40 people going to this party. Most of whom you are aware of, quite a few that you'd like to play with. Some of whom are strangers to you, but they seem reasonably neato.

The party invite states a 7.30pm start time.

- What time do you say you'll get there?

- What time will you actually get there?

- Would you bring a party gift?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm not going

Don't show up

Here is a fiver, don't spend it all at once.

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"You've been invited to a sexy house party! Way to go, buddy; congrats on being a sexy go-getter!

There's about 40 people going to this party. Most of whom you are aware of, quite a few that you'd like to play with. Some of whom are strangers to you, but they seem reasonably neato.

The party invite states a 7.30pm start time.

- What time do you say you'll get there?

- What time will you actually get there?

- Would you bring a party gift?

About 7.45

7.45 like to be on time

Yes a bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9pm.

I wouldn't as I'd fall asleep on the sofa.

Yes, but I drank it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You've been invited to a sexy house party! Way to go, buddy; congrats on being a sexy go-getter!

There's about 40 people going to this party. Most of whom you are aware of, quite a few that you'd like to play with. Some of whom are strangers to you, but they seem reasonably neato.

The party invite states a 7.30pm start time.

- What time do you say you'll get there?

- What time will you actually get there?

- Would you bring a party gift?

8.30ish

A pineapple hedgehog

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

7.30 with a bottle or two of Prosecco

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd say 8:00pm

I'd get there at 8:05pm

And I'd bring a nice(£7) bottle of vino

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A pineapple hedgehog "

Mmm. My favourite.

(Licks lips in anticipation)

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

8pm

9pm if C gets her way - 8.30pm if I’m geeing her along

A couple of bottles of fizz

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Probably around 1945/2000. And as there’s so much wine, while it might not be a permanent gift, I might bring a sensory toy to get people talking.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

40 people, where do they live?

Just arrived at work so will answer later.

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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Probably 9ish after faffing with stockings and suspenders for an hour and wearing the first outfit I tried on.

I'd bring all the melon, leave traces of it on all the bits I wanna lick later, so I can smell em when they're close.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

And yes

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"You've been invited to a sexy house party! Way to go, buddy; congrats on being a sexy go-getter!

There's about 40 people going to this party. Most of whom you are aware of, quite a few that you'd like to play with. Some of whom are strangers to you, but they seem reasonably neato.

The party invite states a 7.30pm start time.

- What time do you say you'll get there?

- What time will you actually get there?

- Would you bring a party gift?

- I wouldn’t give a time.

- Whenever, which nobody would mind because, see answer above

- whisky, because I like it (and because I only share the rum with a few select people)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"40 people, where do they live?

Just arrived at work so will answer later.

You know it would have been just as easy to answer right?

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

About 8, hopefully, unless my partner gets too long getting ready! We'd bring our gloves, again to get people talking, and possibly some alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8pm and I would bring a bottle to say thanks for the invite.

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By *obin444Man
over a year ago

Windsor

Wouldn’t give a time

About 19:45

Yes. Probably wine

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

7.20 so that I'm not making a big entrance.

If I give a time I'll be there early every time so 7.20.

A bottle of something. I don't drink so it could be a bottle of something everyone would turn their nose up at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypothetically answering, as I’d never receive, or accept amy such invitation.

If I were to give an eta, it’d be 8-8:30

I’d arrive in that window

I wouldn’t bring a gift, I’d surprise the host afterwards with a thank you gift in the mail

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Just as it starts to publicise up so 10pm, tell the host 9.50pm

I’d bring cake and lots of alcohol to set up sams cocktail corner

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Just before 8

Something to drink.

The bigger question is what time do you leave?

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Maybe 8 - 8.30pm

Same as above

Myself wrapped in a bow

actually maybe not, probably some drink and drinking games

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn’t bring a gift, I’d surprise the host afterwards with a thank you gift in the mail "

You could perhaps gift wrap your used condoms to show the host how much fun you'd had.

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"You've been invited to a sexy house party! Way to go, buddy; congrats on being a sexy go-getter!

There's about 40 people going to this party. Most of whom you are aware of, quite a few that you'd like to play with. Some of whom are strangers to you, but they seem reasonably neato.

The party invite states a 7.30pm start time.

- What time do you say you'll get there?

- What time will you actually get there?

- Would you bring a party gift?

I'd ask if I could arrive early because that's easier for my brain - so like 7pm

I'd arrive at about 6.55pm if arriving early was okay, if not then 7.25pm

I'd bake some brownies or something to bring with me

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"You've been invited to a sexy house party! Way to go, buddy; congrats on being a sexy go-getter!

There's about 40 people going to this party. Most of whom you are aware of, quite a few that you'd like to play with. Some of whom are strangers to you, but they seem reasonably neato.

The party invite states a 7.30pm start time.

- What time do you say you'll get there?

- What time will you actually get there?

- Would you bring a party gift?

I would wake up in the morning in my own bed.

Would pull a pre cum trail on my way to the kettle.

Like the snails, just faster.

What a dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say I will arrive by eight.

I’d turn up at 7:30 with a gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8pm

9:30pm

I bought something but I forgot to pick it up when I left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20:30

22:00

Maow wams

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"8pm and I would bring a bottle to say thanks for the invite. "

You and I think alike.

We could arrive together!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

8.30

Something non alcoholic and maybe some home baked goods.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

8.30ish.

Myself, of course, what more could you want?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 people??? No way I'm going. And then I'll regret it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh thanks buddy.

I'll base this on true events because I know exactly how I'll behave.

So, I'll say I'll get there for 8pm. Will I? Fuck no. I'll end up fucking first and then he has a power nap whilst I get ready. Probably throatfucked a few times.

I'll arrive at 9pm after lots of messages and a call asking where I am.

Of course I'll bring a party gift. Red wine. Some M and S snacks. My delightful voice and over excitement and generous free pours.

I won't bring anything sexy though. Because I'll believe it's not a sex party. It's a house party that just happens to be full of Sex People. And then I'll be surprised when people do start having sex.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh wait, can I change my gift? Me bursting through the door half-cut, shouting "CAFFEINE FUCKING DUSK!" at foghorn levels

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By *ornyhiker00Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Between 7.30 and 8.30 depending on traffic, I like to come in my own time....

Some booze, something I like to drink disguised as a gift nowt worse than rocking up to a shindig and finding everyones drinking the worst nastiest drinks known to mankind that arnt to your taste.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Around 8

Cake, chocolate truffles, nice bourbon and some craft beers.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

7.30pm and a box of donuts

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I'd say - 7.30pm

I'd get there - as close to 7.30pm as possible

Party gift - a big bow wrapped around me, in lingerie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"40 people, where do they live?

Just arrived at work so will answer later.

You know it would have been just as easy to answer right?"

No because the answer is big and long and involves who is hosting the party, do I trust them enough to attend...at least it did in the 1 minute I had left before walking into work. But actually it's all a bit boring and involved, I'm not going to answer at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7:30

Yes

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I arrive at the party on time.

But, I arrive at the location earlier, suss out the vibe, parking, exit routes, etc.

I bring wine.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

There at 7:20.

Check out who’s turning up to make sure those who were meant to be going actually arrived. When sufficient numbers had arrived I’d breeze in with a couple of bottles of fizz, some pigs in blankets and a box of sherbert fountains.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I would arrive around 7.45 - 8.00.

I would also bring wine.

It's nice to chat to people before the hordes arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would arrive at 7.30pm with a bottle of gin, 3 dildos and 24 condoms. We would expect to be fucking strangers by 8pm, made a mess by 9 and be drinking our gin in the back of an uber by 10.

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