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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

News story out of Australia.

A former penal colony of the British empire and the birth place of the BBQ.

A man attacked by a croc dragged into the water managed to escape by biting the crocs eyelid.

It released him enough for him to run away,it chased him for a short while but gave up he managed to get to his truck where his brother drove him 80miles to the nearest hospital.

Evil buggers these crocs.

What's going on here guy's

It's all over the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Croc wanted human skin boots and a hand bag for his wife

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Eye eye..

That's one tail that will be recounted and infinitum..

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Ooh exciting - looks like we have an alternative news outlet!

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Eye eye..

That's one tail that will be recounted and infinitum..

"

I mean fair dinkum to the geezer,he bit a crocs eyelid and survived.

Only in Australia

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

I dunno what’s worse; the attack or the 80mile drive.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Eye eye..

That's one tail that will be recounted and infinitum..

I mean fair dinkum to the geezer,he bit a crocs eyelid and survived.

Only in Australia "

They do seem to have a lot of bitey things, big and small..

Was his name Jimmy Nail?

Not the croc, his name's probably blinkie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wanted a Croc shot to send the ladies of fab.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"News story out of Australia.

A former penal colony of the British empire and the birth place of the BBQ.

A man attacked by a croc dragged into the water managed to escape by biting the crocs eyelid.

It released him enough for him to run away,it chased him for a short while but gave up he managed to get to his truck where his brother drove him 80miles to the nearest hospital.

Evil buggers these crocs.

What's going on here guy's

It's all over the news."

Ffs even the plastic sandal type shoes are dangerous in oz, bloody crocs

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Of all the things to do, he chose to bite the eyelid? Weird choice, but evidently worked out for him

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Just wanted a Croc shot to send the ladies of fab."

With socks?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Nice work Jools.

What do you think the army should do about this?

Gbat

(In future can you add in something that allows me to moan about Brexit?)

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin


"Nice work Jools.

What do you think the army should do about this?"

.....Or the chief of police!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Eye eye..

That's one tail that will be recounted and infinitum..

"

Omg, that joke was so cornea.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Eye eye..

That's one tail that will be recounted and infinitum..

Omg, that joke was so cornea."

I know..

I must snap out of it..

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Of all the things to do, he chose to bite the eyelid? Weird choice, but evidently worked out for him"

Well reading the story on the BBC, basically the croc had him by the ankle and was dragging him under,he tried kicking it with his other leg but found his face right next to the crocs eyelid and he just bit hard enough to get away.

Fucking hard as nails

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"The Croc wanted human skin boots and a hand bag for his wife "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Now that's how you make crocodile tears!

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Put it this way how would you feel if someone walked into your home uninvited ?

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Did it have crocodile tears

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Tastes like chicken apparently

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